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that's your idea of a comeback? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on jumps at a DZ instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I would never jump out of a perfectly good airplane!" "Will you spend the money on a lap dance with a stripper at a club instead of food?" the man asked. "What kind of lap dance would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay, I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, skydiving, and sex. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

looking at a menu once in awhile is fine, he just better not forget he has ala carte at home Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

iron stomach honey, no problem whatsoever forgot the cuervo gold and beer to go with it!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

spicy hot dill pickles suicide hot buffalo wings extra hot salsa and warm tortilla chips Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Duchess Drunkenpaws Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Wow man, raw chicken? You must be seriously tank strong alpha, your system must be jacked up! Were you even sick the next day? For a ghetto sweet craving, Hershey's choc syrup over peanut butter on toast. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

My wish? I wish that--- Making friends in a new town didn't take so long... oh yeah and I'd like a new rig, new jumpsuit, new gear, new altimeter, helmet, goggles.... sorry- grateful to be jumping at all-really... Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

thanks, you're very sweet here's to returning to maui someday!! I hope I get to go w/ a hottie man next time : ) Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

thanks, but you still look very young & very beautiful a little shy here actually w/ the pics-sorry not used to any attention whatsoever was at the 7 pools myself on 8/4 this summer cool, huh- made friends there & want to go back SOON- but no DZ... Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

hi everyone Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Maui magic again right? You don't look so young here but still no way 33!! How did you like that road to Hana? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I just came back from Maui and loved. I would go everywhere, twice. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

love candle kitty Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

am 33 too and seriously feeling like an old fart in comparison w/ you- WOH Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

actually that's a stray cat we brought into our home but my other 2 cats are brown and balck mix and the other's beige (i have a picture when that one got stuck on the roof) It looks like it's laughing. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

EEWWW! Guts Adam? Does he offer you any leftovers? Presents? Curious-do all your pets have black fur? Do you have a Goth pet thing or something? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Too adorable! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

my babies Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

There are plenty, lots of us. Matisse here likes to base jump w/o a parachute, only about 12- 15 feet max. but he flies like a champ! His fav. spot to sleep here is a 7 ft. high cabinet. Jumps up and down all the time. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

feetses- aawwww how adorable- feet? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

lmao and upped a rotfl I totally hear ya'! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

..."And as to the argument that those people who don't earn much by way of wage and tips, there is ALWAYS the option of doing somthing else. (it might not be easy but it's not impossible)..." Close to for some people, especially college kids on scholarships and lower income brackets. In other countries, the standards are different and so is the pay scale but geesh-- in the states get real!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

congrats! jeffany? jefferia? jeffina? jeffisha? jeffela? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Yes. Everything comes and everything goes. Rigs, people, it's all the same. Besides, looking to upgrade and downsize eventually anyways.... rigs at least. Men however, upgrading only please! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.