AlexCrowley

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  1. Reminds me of a line attributed to Winston Churchill - Woman: You, sir are drunk! Churchill: And tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will be ugly for the rest of your life. Woman: If I were your wife I would poison your tea. Churchill: If you were my wife I'd drink it! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  2. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  3. He believes that every american should have several and that they shouldnt have to be registered? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  4. "I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle." "I'm not callin' you a chicken fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking. " "West, keep the British accent out of your pros. Don't take advantage of the fact that your uncle owns the paper." "You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say *fuck* that thing!" "This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war." "Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, and I'm acting as natural - in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting. " "He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! " "I changed my mind... call me the Claw of Ling Chou! " "When suddenly an unconscious Argentinean fell through my ceiling. " "Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me. " "I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies." "Hello, Edward. You don't have to be afraid of me. I know what it's like being different. Only they won't pick on you anymore... or beat you up. I'll see to that. All you have to do is take my hand. " I'll stop there. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  5. Some great quotes, in no order. 12 Monkeys. Chasing Amy, Indiana Jones/Temple of Doom, Red Dawn, Indiana again, Pee Wees Big Adventure, Patton, F'ing MallRats, Good Morning Vietnam, True Romance. One Hour Photo. That a Time Bandits in there too? Whats strange is that I watched most of these movies this week. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  6. she usually is. she knows she's not allowed to be clothed at home. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  7. have her make me a sandwich. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  8. thats what girls are for. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  9. which one in particular. I'll take notes :) TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  10. (to my wife) the reason you are so bad at [whatever] is because you're a girl [especially effective during marriage counselling sessions] (when someone wont stop talking) does silence offend you? take a fucking breath. How often, exactly, have you forgotten to breathe? but my favorite might be: I like to fuck with people like yourself who keep their heads firmly entrenched within their rectal cavities to the extent that it stops circulation of blood to the brain and inhibits their ability to see anything except their own self important crap. And of course, the old standby: Oh shit, I forgot, you're an american. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  11. You're an american, aren't you? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  12. 1. As a former native you'll never see me calling them more civilized. 2. Previous to this there was a sentence "at her majesties pleasure" or something similar - it amounted to the same thing - you're staying there til we decide otherwise. I seem to recall it being under discussion at some point in the early 90s. There were a couple of young violent offenders trying to get out of that sentence. Thats about all i recall about it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  13. Who needs to read it? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  14. My confusion comes from the fact that it was made public knowledge in mid-2004 that the CIA were helping fund various democratic groups in Iran to assist them in formenting cultural and political change. Certainly a smarter concept than putting a crazed dictator in place. Which makes a great deal of sense with regards to the statement that Iranians on the whole dislike their leadership. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  15. I ate a big red candle. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  16. I'm sorry you feel bad enough to require one. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  17. No not really, that wouldnt be any fun now, would it? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  18. so desu ka "is it/that so?" like 'I see' You could just say 'suka' if you want to seem hip and cool but that would be bad professionally. so deska works fine if you understand whats being said. During meetings it is polite to acknowledge each statement made by the person talking. You are letting the speaker know that you are with him, like 'you're on the right track' ... 'i hear ya'. etc. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  19. no, thats why it stuck in my head. While the language was obviously my own I distinctly recall there being criticism of those who were against the war and a little chest beating going on. Maybe linked to the whole 911 revenge thing, dont recall the details. I enjoyed reading the good Senators posts, which is really the only reason it struck me as odd. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  20. You probably didnt use the word 'pussies'. I remember the post because at the time I thought it seemed to be less well thought out than your usual ones. I still dont have the time or motivation to search through your posts. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  21. which firmly returns us to Americans being egocentric fucks who think they are the center of the universe and that all media should be tailored for thier own club-footed sense of self-righteousness. Thanks for driving my point home. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  22. I dont have the motivation to search through your old posts. It was during someone ranting and doing the usual SC "kill all the towel head" type racist remarks. You said something about 911 and how the US should bomb the middle east in retaliation and that that people who didnt support military action were pussies, or something similar. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  23. my god, your hipocrisy is astounding if you meant that as a criticism of Islam. You were blasting liberals for not wanting to bomb the fuck out of the middle east last month. Thats why I asked if you had quit drinking recently, your statements are inconsistent and seem to merely reflect your knee jerk emotional reaction of the moment. Or was I missing the biting satirical humor in your 'bomb the fuck out of everyone' comments? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.
  24. Oh. other than the two obvious ones? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.