AlexCrowley

I heard that dogs can't look up. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

GM, is there something I'm unaware of here about my sig line? that's the 4th person who thinks it's aimed at them. So much guilt and paranoia about post whoring makes me so sad. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

"I woke up today and Im just not feeling it. Sorry, I really tried. Maybe I'll see you guys tomorrow" TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

What happens when you run the Video/audio tuning wizard? (under the Tools menu) TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

yeah, that would certainly be nice. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I did, you missed it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

did you plug a mic in? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

heh. Making fans cry is fun. It means you did your job. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

dude you have no idea about how messed up the PC shit is in the workplace here. It's a legal freeforall. Harassment here is any behavior interpreted as harassment. Yes, it is as stupid as that sounds. There is zero tolerance for anything. Hell, I've been disciplined just from threatening to cut peoples heads off with the side of a chair. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I would find a bill shatner mask and stalk college coeds with a variety of often unintentionally humorous weapons, killing them all without mercy - except the conservatively dressed, sober girl that had a spat with her pushy boyfriend about her not putting out. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Why do I get the feeling that every post I wrote read like this to Steve1 "N_____ n____ n____ n____ N_____" Oh well, I guess I can put out the torches and get the help to put the sheets back on the bed now. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I distinctly recall animated nipples. Yes, even them Remember, the image of Jesus burnt into a grilled (fried for the UKians) cheese sandwich sold for a lot of money. Animated nipples are like satans gumdrops. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Americans are scared of nipples. You can blow people up, watch the Exorcist on TV at 1pm on a Sunday afternoon over dinner. Dont you ever ever show a nipple or you're going to go to hell. That and the lovely moaning makes the more devout types twitch in a way that requires a great deal of self scourging. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Please stop making so much sense so succinctly. You're inadvertantly widening the absurdity deficit and I'm hanging on by my toenails as it is. Free a candle! Save the sociopaths! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Ohhhhh Yeah. ok. Sorry to ruin your fun there for a second. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Ummm. I was gonna say something but I forget. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

I think you added an N or two in there you didnt mean to. I wont point them out cos it would just cause trouble. Addressed to no one in particular.... My point is simple, it seems quite silly to throw out accusations to people you neither know or are able to keep up with in a discussion. Kinda like when this guy made this bet with me about my income......eh well turns out he had this huge cock..... And I'm english because I was born there, by our rules if your parents fuck and you are spawned on English soil you are English, even if your first language will be another when you're older. Under American rules I'm not english I am second generation ..........whatever. For those in Blighty: Here is a real conversation I have had on at least 5 occasions in the last 10 years: "Really? I'm english too!" - someone who just met me. "Oh god, dont tell me you're one of those idiots that claims they're english because you came over on the fucking mayflower" - intoxicated me "How did you know?" "get me another fucking drink" Lesson Learned: never drink at the meal where you're meeting your inlaws family of upper class socialites for the first time. Luckily I told a few dick jokes and turned the crowd around. Yes my English and European friends, here in the US you can claim to be anything if you remember back that far or know that the person you're talking to will never fact check your claims (and claiming to be off the first boat is a big deal apparently). This bullshit tends to stop as you move further west where you'll actually meet americans (who are way more fun to be around). Here on the East coast I'm surrounded by Italians (who speak no italian) and Irish (who drink beer and wear green on St Patricks day and talk about the 'home' they've never actually been to or seen other than a few soap commercials and Braveheart (shit, they're talking the english language with noncockney accents - they're the irish!......fuck you Sean Connery in The Untouchables.) TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Hmmm. Campy isnt so good. C'mon, you know me. I have never posted anything outrageous. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Steve, I'm confused. Where have I said anything vaguely racist in any of my comments? You've consistently attacked me for it and it seems so ludicrous that I've been laughing about it. Obviously you're serious (ly disturbed). Just show me exactly what I said that was attacking any race....because quite honestly you're challenging me to defend a position I didnt even know I'd taken (except for the name of a dog). As for my heritage thats none of your fucking business. You aren't worth my taking a vacation from here so you'll have to excuse my laughter. Is my icon still offensive to you? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

On the one hand this explains so much, yet is incredibly scary given the tone and content of your posts. For someone who so obviously egocentric and pride-filled about their "oh so sensitive nature" it seems a little hypocritical to cast aspersions when you have no idea about the heritage of the person who's opinions you have wholly misunderstood and over-reacted to. I realize that your reading comprehension skills are somewhat lacking given the evidence within this thread, but blacks and native americans are not the only cultures on the planet to have suffered prejudice, nor are they the only ones whom still suffer prejudice. Not everyone on here is a white american/european. It would appear that your own racism and prejudices have been revealed. Maybe there's some counselling you can get for that? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

You have me cracking up. On the scary offchance you're being serious - 1. Your responding to my sig line - it's from my personal collection of hate PMs from people like yourself. [an aside: btw, to those that dont like me - please send more, nothing warms my little black heart more than knowing I've annoyed someone, please reread my posts from the religion thread if you need to generate some targetted vitriol] 2. You're accusing me of being prejudiced to evil clowns? dude, you fucking rock! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

save the sociopath! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

Damn right ! We're also more efficient, cheaper and better value for money than our american counterparts that have a tendancy to be greedy, oversized, poorly engineered and totally lack imagination and creativity. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.