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  1. shellybellyfly
    Watch out for Bill O driving the golf cart around! He threw my brother off it one year, and me off it the next year!!
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    Self-explanitory, do with it what you wish! Thong Thursday- Zoomee Land Entertainment Phat Chicks Friday- Scotty and The Wingtips Satisfying Saturday- Starlight Breakfast Grille Lingirie Dives Naked Dives Iowa pork chop dinner Polyester Party Dr. Feelgood Shameless Sunday- Starlight Breakfast Grille Killer chili feed Lingirie Dives Naked Dives The Kris Lager Band Manic Monday- Starlight Breakfast Grille
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    We will not be doing anything over a 40 way, so the organizers should be a lot less busy. The $1 jumps from the Cessna 206 will run during the entire boogie. I don't know what altitude they plan on going to, but you can't complain too much about $1 jumps! Especially when the money goes to such a good cause.
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    Hmmm... Zoommee on Thong Thursday + stripper pole.... could be interesting!
  5. shellybellyfly
    Freefly Organizing- Brian Stroup from Elsinore RW- Larry Clapp and Tom Schroder from Skydive Dallas
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    Just make sure to bring a mask! That's all you need to know right now!
  7. shellybellyfly
    Hey guys, calm down. We have the shower situation remedied! So lets just focus on what a BLAST couch freaks is going to be this year!!!
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    We will be planning some 40 ways this year!
  9. shellybellyfly
    We have decided that we will not be doing any 60-ways this year. I believe we discussed the possiblity of doing some 40 ways, but don't quote me on that. I'll find out for sure and let you guys know. Jump tickets will be $20 and for planes we have 2 Super Otters, a Skyvan, and a King Air. We are also bringing back $1 jumps out of the plane that started it all, the Cessna 206. All proceeds will be donated to the Chris Martin memorial fund and the Egon Sussman memorial fund.
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    25th Anniversary!!!! September 1st-5th Gates open at noon on Wednesday 8/30, come early to get your FREE electrical hookup (first-come first serve) and for the hog roast and sweet corn feed Wednesday night! www.couchfreaks.com $40 registration gets you all this and MORE! Return of the $1 skydives that started it all! Brand new women only showers and climate controlled flush toilets! Free beer at all times! More electic hookups! Lingirie jumps organized by Joy Woodworth-Drake! Naked jumps! Don't forget to bring your mask for MIDNIGHT MASQNESS!!!!! Thong Thursday- Zoomee Land Entertainment Phat Chicks Friday- Scotty and The Wingtips Satisfying Saturday- Starlight Breakfast Grille Lingirie Dives Naked Dives Iowa pork chop dinner Polyester Party Dr. Feelgood Shameless Sunday- Starlight Breakfast Grille Killer chili feed Lingirie Dives Naked Dives The Kris Lager Band Manic Monday- Starlight Breakfast Grille Free Camping! Free Beer! Free Love!
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    Believe me, the couch freaks will NOT put up with any guys invading the privacy of the women's showers. It will simply not be tolerated. The showers are completely separate with separate entrances. They are very nice stall showers that we are renting just so women can have privacy.
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    Ladies, bring your lingirie!!! Joy Woodworth-Drake will be organizing lingirie jumps Saturday and Sunday. There will be some naked dives planned too!
  13. shellybellyfly
    Since you're considering having sperm forzen in case you want kids later, I would not suggest a vasectomy. I agree with not wanting to have kids though... i don't either and would love to have my tubes tied.
  14. shellybellyfly
    Wow! Where do you work? Any open positions?
  15. shellybellyfly
    It's in German, but click start, then just move your mouse left and right to help the drunk walk straight. The record is 87 meters. http://www.wagenschenke.ch/
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    It's hard to type drunk, huh!?
  17. shellybellyfly
    Ohhh... I'm sorry about your brrakup. But after your 1st AFF jump tomorrow, you won't even be thinking about that biotch. All you will be thinking abput is your next jump!
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    you're a tard. j/k who sings the song? edited: I'm a tard... Ash!
  19. shellybellyfly
    well, Yo Mamma is so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
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    Oh, well then > to you. I sent you a pm about my boobies so you can share it with others to aid in killing kittens so they don't have to worry about out of wedlock pregnancies that end in abortion or a kid that ends up shooting up his school with his daddy's illegal hand gun that the NRA didn't approve of! If you have a problem with that then I'll pray for you. There, I think I've covered *most* of the taboo subjects. PM me if I've missed any. hmmm I think that this belonggs in SC!
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    Only 21%. dammit
  22. shellybellyfly
    Frenchy _______.
  23. shellybellyfly
    Oooops. Well, I have to go kill kittens now!
  24. shellybellyfly
    vibes to freflypimpdaddy
  25. shellybellyfly
    But that's what makes it so great... but you did forget: reposts and the repost police