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Clicky What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Darnit! I did a search and nothing came up. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Turn off the ignition? Nope Geting far away from the car incase it explodes? Nah Call 911? Che-yeah! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Dude, when I said "blue ones" I meant blue skies! That sux! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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It's never too late.... Thanks but it's people like you that deserve the thanks for protecting and serving our country. I just get paid to eat donuts. The thanks go to the city tax payers for supporting my diet. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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He's referring to the power of detecting fresh donuts from stale ones. It's an acquired power! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Yeah, the power to get laid and have women at my beck and call with a snap of finger, right? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Not kidding. I should be getting a raise to 32k - 34k in July. We're ranked #147 for a cop's salary in the nation. That's not bad considering we made it to the top 200. I don't think anyone really does it for the money. Except in Nassau or Suffolk county (Long Island, NY) where officers get paid $100k -$120k a year and work about 12 days a month. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Yeah sure...Texas where civilians walk around with guns. Hmmm....not getting laid or getting my weiner shot at. Decisions decisions... Besides, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) said that "only steers and queers come from Texas". I don't want to be a queer and I don't want to screw a steer either. I would love to but Texas is way too hot. My glazed donuts would melt in a heartbeat. I don't think I could watch the suffering that poor ol' glazed donut would endure. It would be too inhumane. Thanks for making me feel better. All jokes aside, is it me or are all Beautiful women born and bred in Texas? I mean they're like Pageant and Model quality type. Whenever, I meet a woman from Texas, I'm just mesmerized. Texas here I come! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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I know this all too well. How I so not miss getting trashed and waking up in the morning next to a horror show. Well aren't you the active monkey sexer! Time for you to break out the What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Yeah, NY'ers really like cops. I can only afford to eat donuts. I can't afford jumps with a 25k salary. Thanks for making me feel better. If you can find me a rich chick that's never seen a pig fly, hook a brother up. Soon, mon frere....soon. I should be out there by Memorial day. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Too many fluff posts, posts about broken hearts in two different threads, and bozos that post too many "caption this photo" threads, etc. I haven't gotten any in 3 months. A broken heart? They probably got some like a few days or weeks prior to their break up. What do I get? Squirts in the eye here and there and hairy palms. So please send vibes, money or easy women this way (knowledge of donuts is a plus). Palmela left and right thanks you all very much in advance. Blue ones this weekend! Edit to add: Share your stories about not getting any and about almost getting some but not quite. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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My condoms expire next month. It's been 3 mos since I got laid so I'm trying to be efficient with my unused condoms so as to not waste them. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Clicky What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Clicky How's that for the deadliest catch? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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You'll do fine. Trust your instructors. Envision the entire skydive in your mind a few times while you're up on the plane. Breathe at a normal rate. Just relax. I was nervous my first 20 jumps - about 15 static line and 5 AFF jumps. I would look out the door and say to myself "Why am I doing this again?" You'll be fine. Have fun and relax. Those are the two key things you need to concentrate on. Blue skies and good luck! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Shoot. Okay I changed it! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Darnit. Alright. I'll change it. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Edited: Photo has been changed. Gee your piss tastes terrific! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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An eclair is too phallic. If you bite it too hard or eat it the wrong way, you get a mouth full of cream. Sad to say but I've never been....how was it. Did you learn any new tricks? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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It looks like a big sphincter. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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Wow! *kicking myself* Sorry dear. I definitely would have called you but losers beating up their girlfriends/wives/kids, drunk drivers, car accidents, club people fighting, housing project tenants assaulting walkerbys and people breaking into cars and stores/restaurants get me pretty busy. Isn't NY grand? Oh how I miss working in Times Square where my only problem was not giving good tourist directions and which donut I was going to eat first. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?
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No DZ bashing here but I used to jump in SDLI but never the farm. And you haven't jumped in X-keys yet. You should check it out sometime....mucho caliente chicas.... What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?