SuperKat

You've got a lot to learn my friend. You have to start tossing female perps, for your own safety, of course. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

How about an illustration of her vagina on the bottom of your chin and an illustration of your penis on her forearm? Seriously. There are a lot of intertwining tribal designs that signify being a couple or being in love. Tribal tattos on a woman are super sexy! Might as well be typical....Have one on your bicep as a band and have hers on her lower back. Anyway, check it out. Google it. I still like my first idea though. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Says you! I touch myself more when I'm wearing a teddy. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Not really, sad thing is women don't like to go down on me when they see the rash on my balls. say, didn't you tell me the other day that you wanted to spit but swallowed instead? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Can I please go on not hearing that for just one day? Is it possible?! You know what us Rooks call know it all guys with T on the J like you? Hairbags. You know you just made me look bad. I made it seem like I was on the job for 15 years. But you had to spoil it! Dude, I hear it all the time. I get yelled at more by other cops than I do by my supervisors. It sucks being a rookie! They stop calling you a Rook only after 5 years of service. They're always playing pranks on me too. I can't wait to be a hairbag like you one day! The other day, the seasoned guys went over the air and pretended to be the next tour that was my relief. They had me doing an equipment and supply check. I found everything except for the Left handed tire jack. I was sweating while tossing the RMP for a good 15 minutes. They finally came up to me and started laughing. You guys aren't nice! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

P.S. Cop aren't out there to shoot people, arrest them, rough them up or drown them with tickets. I pull over 60 people a day for no seat belts, talking on their cell phones with no hands free head set, making illegal u-turns over double yellow lines, blocking driving lanes by parking on them, yadda yadda yadda.... I check their history, for prior arrests, license suspensions, outstanding/unpaid tickets. After they come up clean, if they're polite, courteous, and they can articulate a good answer as to why they commited the traffic infraction, I let them go on their merry way with a polite but firm warning. Do you know how many moving violation summons I issue a month? 2 How's that for being a corrupt inherant lying PIG? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

I want them but I don't want them on me. I want them in front of my face 24/7! I like playing motorboat. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

For those of you who don't know. There is such a thing as a "NO KNOCK" warrant. Obviously, there is a lot of information that's being left out here. When there are fugitives involved or if the suspect poses an immediate threat to society, those are considered exigent circumstances. If a cop gets shot at, they have to put a stop to the immediate threat. There are no gray lines there. Do you know that for a fact? Did you actually see this warrant? Excellent point. Cops act accordingly to the intel that's provided to them. Your points have too many what ifs...Look at the situation in black and white. Cops had a warrant for such and such fugitives or suspects. Woman on the other end of the door doesn't respond so they kick down the door. Cops burst in, looking for fugitives or suspects, they hear gun fire, 3 cops are shot at and injured by the gun fire. Do you obviously think they have the luxury to collude together and say "Hey guys, it's possible this can be an old lady with dementia firing at us. Maybe we should look into it. You and you, drag these 3 injured cops out and get them medical attention while I go find out if it's an old lady or not. Plain and simple, they're being shot at, 3 cops got shot, and they had to immediately eliminate the threat. You have a lot to learn my friend. DA's get gold stars for prosecuting cops for corruption, misconduct and abuse of authority. You're watching too much law and order to think that there is actually a camraderie between cops and the DA. Now that was well said and impartial of you. How do you turn yourself on and off like that? You are definitely watching way too many movies. You obviously don't know about IAB, Investigations, Supervisors, and cops who are rats. IAB's job is to find corrupt cops and cops who abuse their authority and prosecute them like criminals. Investigations, records and documents every single thing that you say to them and they'll hang you any chance that they can get. Supervisors will crucify you once they find out that you're up to no good. If you're under their watch, and you screw up, they will hang you by the balls. Cops who are rats will give you up in a heartbeat. Why should they lose their job, their pension and risk going to jail just to protect someone who is corrupt? There was an incident where a drunk driver killed a family of 4, two children, husband and wife. He was totally aware of what he had done. He fled the scene. And when he got caught, he refused to take a breathalyzer. Now, if that was your family that got killed in that accident, do you think it would be unfair to the suspect to hold him down to draw blood? There is way too much post whoring in this thread. Look Lucky, you seem like a smart guy. You have way too much hate in your blood for cops. I'm sure there are a lot of cops out there that give other cops a bad name but there's no reason to single out the whole entire nation of cops for what a few bad ones have done. Cops are human too. They'll screw up a lot just like anyone else would. They are not perfect people. Try putting yourself in their shoes. You're monday night quarterbacking this whole situation. I guarantee you if you are presented with high stress situations such as they are day in and day out, you would probably freeze or you would definitely make a bad judgement call. Frankly, I think you should participate in a cops' fraternity event. They have different clubs such as skiing, fishing, camping, religious groups, football teams, baseball teams, rugby teams, etc. Interact with them and you'll see that they're not bad people nor are they corrupt people. For most of my life I have been harassed by police because they were always under the impression I was affiliated with an asian gang. I've gotten pulled over and harassed on countless occassions because of my skin color. I've had guns pulled on my face. I've had my car searched with all my stuff thrown out in the street for me to pick up when they left. I've been screamed at, roughed up, and even insulted by cops. And guess what. I became one of them. Since I'm on the other side, now I fully understand why they acted that way. It was me. I was the problem. I didn't give them any respect or courtesy. I was loud mouthed, disrespectful and confrontational. Now, when I talk to people, put myself in this mode: How would I want a cop to talk to me or approach me if I were being pulled over or being asked questions. I'm always putting myself in that mode and let me tell you, 95% of the time I get great repoire with people. It's a great feeling when you have a 6'4" 260 lb guy curse the ever loving shit out of you for stopping him and then after deescalating the situation, he ends up apologizing to me and shaking my hand. Not only am I relieved that he didn't wipe the floor with me but I'm really glad that I left a positive impression with him regarding cops. And that's all that matters. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

You can get Ginger Tea bags from an Asian market if you have one near you. If not, the next best thing is, believe it or not, Ginger Ale. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Getting laid.... What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Well, since my vacuum cleaner broke, I had to improvise. I sure do miss bessy though. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Don't you like it rough? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

You have no clue what you're talking about! Don't call her a threaded metal pipe, you bastard! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Yeah well, if he keeps it up, he's better lube up so I can clean my pipes. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

You have a lot to learn my friend. My expandable baton unscrews at the bottom. Think about taking the batteries out of a flashlight. What do you have when it's hollowed out? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Yeah well thanks for nothing. Now my two months w/o getting laid will go on to three. I guess it'll just be me and my baton again tonight. She's so trustworthy and loyal..... *sigh* What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Relish in the moment now my friend. Soon, you'll have no one but horny packers and drunk male skydivers to talk to. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

How would you know? Wanna lube youreslf up and give me a shot? You know women here can read and check my previous posts without you having to ruin it for me. I'm trying to seem like stud here. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

It's not really a scam per se, it's really just a prank. There are over a dozen versions of this type of story. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

No, not on purpose. I never used a helmet in when I jumped so all my locks were yanked out after a few jumps in Terminal Velocity. Seriously, no I don't have cancer. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

getting laid.... What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Not if I see you first. Just pray that I don't pull you over in manhattan one day. Sometimes both. It depends what detail I'm working on. Let's just say my ass hurts both ways. 1. when I'm working as a cop, sitting and driving around in my patrol car, and 2. when I work as a hooker....let's just leave it as that. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

Yup. Up until I put up an avatar of my shaved head. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

I was about 18 yrs old and I told my girlfriend "swallow, it's good for your skin". What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

I'm not a woman! Whew! I feel so much better now. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?