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Obsidian Stout "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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It's in their job description. Even the female traffic cops carry dildoes "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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How did I know you would get a kick out of these, Lisa? "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Then there was the time a couple came to the ER, him with penis lacerations, her with multiple stab wound to her head. She had fixed him a nice romantic dinner, crawled under the table to give him a nice blow job, then proceeded to have a seizure, clamping her jaw shut. He was stabbing her head with a fork trying to get her to let go. True story, treated by one of my partners when he was a resident in Chicago. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Over the years, I have heard some great stories of how people get injured, many of them eligible for the Darwin awards. But this one is one of the best. Chief complaint: Dog bite on testicle History: " I was doing my lady doggy style, when my dog bit my testicles! Yes, it was difficult not to laugh my ass off. Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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I agree - laughed when I read it. That is a great way to get rid of the latest law enforcement revenue scam. More power to them. Also, how do they prove who the driver of the car is anyway - the registered owner obviously is not always the driver. Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Agree with the demo, demo --- I have quite a few jumps on a Spectre, liked it fine, but like my 9 cell Pilot much much more. Nice sofe openings, good flare, responsive, just a nice canopy, and would be good for wingsuit flying too I think. Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Before I got down to your description I was like, "Damn!! You go girl! I bet you need to ice that thing!!" LOL - I was going to email Monkey and congratulate him Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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I have had 2 wrecks on fri 13th. One was when me and my x were heading out to look at wedding rings. It should have been an omen that I listened too Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Speaks a little Japanese "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Has a rack easily identified by my wife "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Knows firsthand how I can make Ladydyver scream. (not my fault you pitched your tent that close) "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Please see my edited version. Didn't want to get my ass kicked "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Is hot, and loves to - well, you know. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Has 5.942789 posts for every 1 jump "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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No shit!! Life is too short to drink cheap beer, like that crap. Maybe it is a small cut above BUDDWISER Drink anything brewed by Deschutes Brewery. Lang is OK too. Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Misty Where we work, we actually have a Misty rule - All Misty's are fat, ugly, and stupid I have never seen one that is not at least 2 for 3[:/ However, there is an exception to every rule - I have been informed that "MamaJumps" is a Misty. Obviously the exception Sorry Mama Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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was recently heard screaming "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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needs more spare time "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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you were very slow in figuring this out!! it's why i married her "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Skydive Sebastian 4th Annual INVASION - Dec 26-Jan 4
drdive replied to GreatGigInThSky's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Rub it in. Just keep the warm weather for us - I am hoping not to bring the frigid north with me. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " -
13 inches?? My heart bleeds while we are digging out of our 30+ inches in spokane. At least we don't have an ice storm though. Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "
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Yep - we have 2 extra tickets for the 27th, and some old unused ones you can turn in for an extra if needed. Call me tomorrow, you flat packer fucker. Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" "