SkydiveStMarys

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  1. For those who PM me, y'all need to share!! The names are too good not to share! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  2. I have four dogs. They eat the same way too. The most recent addition tends to wolf it down quickly, but she is too nosey when the others walk away to finish whats in her bowl. She was a rescue dog and she still has that mentality that she doesn't know where her next meal may come from. She is learning though. You just got really relaxed dogs that feel comfortable in their "dwelling". Your pooch is happy and sounds healthy. Yeah!!! FYI......Don't change your dogs food too often, it isn't good for them. Also some other questions...does she snack thru (doggie bones) out the day? That may cause her to not be so excited about meal time. Does she eat inside or out? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  3. Bwaaaaaaaaah! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  4. If Mamma Cass would have shared her sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they would both be alive today. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  5. My sister and I got the "strap". It was an old belt that my dad had, that he never wore any more. He used to hide it from us and pull it out when the time came to use it on us. It was a glorious day when my sister and I stumbled upon it!! The next time he went for it and couldn't find it, that my friend, was a priceless moment!!! Gee Dad, you must be gettin' old! How WOULD WE know where it is? Its your belt! heheheheheheeee. He found it many years later when they were packing up the house to move to their condo that they live in now. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  6. My older brother used to lock me in the closet ( I was about 4 or 5) and tell me there were spiders in there. He is 13 yrs older then me, he used to tease me like you would not believe. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  7. Pet names, ding dong!! Not descriptions! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  8. When I went back to NJ this past November, I stayed at my sisters house, we always reminese about what our parents did while we grew up and how off the wall their antics were. We got on the subject of dads driving. He was a great driver, just drove a little fast. This would drive my mom bonkers. My mom started to get into the habit of making noises (Pissed my dad off, something fierce)when he would go around curves too fast or if he suddenly changed lanes. She also was one to step on that imaginary brake peddle. So the whole time I was up there and we went anywhere together, my sister and I, I would make the same noises as my mom. By the time we got to where we were going, we would be laughing our asses off and ready to pee ourselves. Well...when it came time to take me to the airport, my mom and dad wanted to go to the airport with my sister and I. My sister drove, I rode shot gun and my parents were in the back....yep, you guessed it, she made those noises all the way to the airport and my sister and I tried like hell not to crack up, we just looked at each other and shook our heads...Aaaaah some things never change. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  9. Oook..you named your penis after your best friend?? Need to tell us something before the year is out????? Did he score with anyone else,, then just Deanna? Yeah, I can understand why you would name your wifes boobs after puppets...its the whole hand manipulation thing, isn't it? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  10. Kinda like "squirty cream"?? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  11. A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me." So she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." Sorry...I'll stop now. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  12. The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  13. How did they punish Helen Keller? They rearranged the furniture!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bwaaaaaaaah! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  14. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  15. I can't believe that the guys aren't all over this thread. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  16. Ok, now your just making things up. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  17. Ok, but what happens if one didn't see that movie?? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  18. Aaaaaaaaaaah jeez. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  19. Aaaaah, you REALLY do need to explain that one! You can't just throw that one out there and then walk away, Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  20. I guess she could call them her...Big Guns..now Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  21. Not to be the first to rain on your parade, but...I just don't do that to myself. Too much pressure, your setting yourself up. I just work on myself from a day to day aspect and take the good or the bad that 2006 may or may nor dish out. Are there things that I would like to do or see happen for myself? Hell yeah, but those things are on a permanent "to do" list, that no matter what day, month, year, etc., it gets my undivided attention. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  22. Actually your right, RL. We're just gettin' to know each other...right? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  23. We really do divulge too much information on here, don't we? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  24. Ok since the two of you shared....here goes nothing.. The "twins" or sometimes..the "girls'. I know, I know, didn't take too many brain cells to come up with those names, but hey its the thought that counts. Right? as for down stairs.... Sheila. Not sure why, just always referred to her as that. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
  25. your manhood/womanhood body part?? Am I the only freak? Care to share? I will, if you will. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.