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Damn straight!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Its all good Chris....seems like alot of us here aren't getting "any" by the amount of responses to this thread. "My rely was meant to be a serious reply to your thread" I have a hard time taking things serious these days...it just went right over my head, and thats saying something when you stand 6'1. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I don't talk about it all the time! Do I? I just thought it would be a good thread topic...shhhheeeesh! You come up with some real gems, yourself there buddy. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Aaaah shit, I just threw up my breakfast Walt! Thanks! Ooooh god, I feel "clusters" coming on! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Princess!!!!????? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Ok, so what your saying is that you would get that question wrong.....since you are refusing to use the logic the teacher has used. Move on to the next question Einstein. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

You know Carrie, Walt watches the show!! He has the hots for Kat. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam Name:__________________________ Gang:__________________________ 1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? 3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit? 4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800? 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money? 7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? 8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? 9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses? 10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail? **** This is a REAL test, quite a few teachers have gotten in trouble for submitting to their students. I wonder why? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

buzz kill. Haven't gotten any lately, have ya? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Finish the statement. I'll start... You know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with.

Jealous does not become you. Carrie, lets kick Walt's ass!!

Yeah, yeah...laugh it up, both of you.....I liked Chris, but Taylor is my kind of fun!!

One hand washes the other. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

"Is that your tail? Or are you just happy to see me?" Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Thats ok.....I don't have to pick up...I'll just bug the shit out of him Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Hahahahhaaa..NOW I'm gonna prank phone call ya. No I won't...or will I? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I'm shocked, kinda sort of...though I have to admit...Chris sounded like someone else and not Chris...you know what I mean? Katherine must be blowin' someone. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I can't sleep naked...when I do...I have really, really, erotic dreams...many of them...I wake up the next morning exhausted! Seriously...I do. So its just a tank top for me. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I know!! Tell Walt!!!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Speaking of which... There are exactly 216 noodles in every can of Campbell's chicken noodles soup.

Neener, neener, neener....gotta catch me first! WooHoo! Though don't make me run too fast, I feel "clusters" coming on! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

"This morning I ate 2 boiled eggs, 8 or 9 Triscuits (Garlic flavor) & a slice of american cheese with a few pepperoni slices. Sounds like a lot, really it wasn't that much. I know it's better for me then a stack of jelly doughnuts!! " Was this before or after you brushed your teeth? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Who says we haven't spanked each other?? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Maybe.

"Depends on who's doing it." And where!