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Its ok, really it is, I am sure there is a weekly meeting somewhere for your problem... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Why thank you...thank you very much! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Okaaaay..NEXT! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Step back from the pickle...drop the pickle...and no one will get hurt. Instead have a Tofu ball, they are tasty, though they do make you a little gassy.

See..this is why you are a Mod. Your so wise.

Amen to that!!

Aaaaaah....I see he doesn't like to lick genitals!! Gotcha! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I'm trying to help the man...I know what a vegetarian is...but why no tofu balls?? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

"I'm a vAgetarian. No balls or sausage for me." Do you have something against the "globe shape"?? Tofu balls are a no no? I have no freakin idea what that means. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

That stuff is pretty tasty, we have it often......but when I feel domesticated (which I am today.)...I like to make my own with fresh baked bread from a good bakery and make my own garlic butter..... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Mmmmm.....with a nice side salad with fresh italian dressing and a huge hunk of garlic bread to slop up all of the "gravy"? mmmmhmhmhmmmm.....

Don't they make Tofu balls? I am sad for you. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Well what goes better with Spaghetti?

"It is a recorded message where you give your personal information so they can match up your records." Riiiiiight suuuuuure... Your gonna get a lot of junk mail, amoung other things..... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Ah GREAT!! You just made me spit my Diet Pepsi out onto the screen, you made me gag so bad!! Shit Carrie...warn us next time with all caps, will ya!!?? A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

My niece, she is 15, her outgoing message is great... Hers is... Hi! How are ya? Good and you? Really, whats new? Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Or bread and butter? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Addictions/Habits...same thing. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Fun=day at the beach...surfing Happiness=coming home to someone who loves me. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

What did you just say? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Amazingly...yes...though I don't have one. So lets put it this way...what is your out going message on any of the phones that you may or may not use? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

So I called my friends land line and this is the message I got when she didn't pick up the phone, and yes, I had to call few times to get the whole thing down on paper.......... Hello you have reached the police department voicemail pay close attention as we update the choices often as new and unusal circumstances occur. Please select from the following options To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created Press 1 Toinquire as to whether someone has to die before we will do something about it Press 2 To report an Officer for bad manners when in reality the officer is trying to keep you neighborhood safe. Press 3 If you would like us to raise your children Press 4 If you would like us to take control of your life due to your chemical dependency Press 5 If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate Press 6 To provide a list of Officers you personnaly know so we will not take enforcement action agaist you Press 7 To sue us or tell us you pay our salary and you'll have our badge or to proclaim our career is over Press 8 To whine about a ticket or complain about the many other uses for the police rather than keeping your dumb ass in line Press 9 Please note you call may be monitered to ensure proper customer support and remember were here to save your butts not kiss them Thanks for calling your local Police department and have a nice day. Anyone else have a great out going message? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Isn't this like the Thread...Whats your addiction? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

You looked pissed! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.