SkydiveStMarys

His hair REALLY bothers me. This is gonna be a great show. Basically is about a man that wants his cake and gets to eat it too. He is sooooo struggling to hang on to his youth. His wife is a saint! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Are they "discussing it" or are they arguing? I'm not going over there, please don't make me. This is supposed to be a friendly chat between friends. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I understand that testosterone is only a useful steriod to enhance training, not to give a one day lift in performance. If this is this case, Floyd must have been taking it for some period of time before the race. If so, why didn't the earlier tests he did show the elevated levels? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I insulted myself. Heres what it came back with. You suffer from cathected anal sensations. How the fuck did it know that?? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I would say something like that. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I told ya behind the dash board was a great place to stash stuff!! Works every time. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

My sister actually said number 8 to an officer. It was a bogus stop and he knew it too. She was really pissed off. She also has a real problem driving Toll roads/highways too. I just bat my eye lashes and go on my merry way. Except for the one time I jumped out of a police car...but that is a looooong story. (And yes, the fool let me sit up front.) Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP... 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

It would be hot. 'Cause isn't that like playin with yourself? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Do ducks frequent the pond? If so, then the pool. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

For some reason the movie Caddy Shack just came to mind. I'm fucked up, you'll have to excuse me. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

They hate you too. You should hear the names they call you!They multiply to piss you off..its working, I see. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

No cup holder!! What do you do with your beer!!?? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

"And yeah, I know, I asked for it I guess" Please explain...Was it in the heat of passion??!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Cup holder? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

That cute face didn't fool me! I KNEW he was an animal! Where else did he bite you? Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

You KNOW you like that riding mower. Any excuse to ride it. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Best of both worlds, eh?

Thats why your "Master Yard Dude!" Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

So...what do ya think? Therapeutic for ya or what?? oooh and I used "gets off" because, well you guys will bring sex into this thread SOME HOW! Sooo when in Rome..... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Yeeah yeah yeah...who has time to read the WHOLE thread??!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Y'all forgot probably the MOST memorable line and that was... Goodnight John Boy Goodnight Mary Ellen Goodnight Jim Bob Goodnight Elizabeth and so forth and so on....

Oooh you can scratch your balls, just not with a tree limb. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.