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  1. banjobill

    Off to WFFC

    ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  2. banjobill

    Off to WFFC

    But Linz....who's gonna hold my head up out of my own puke? . ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  3. 80 percent of the letters are "supportive"? Letters about a "Bra Fence" - how appropriate. . ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  4. I get there Wednesday. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  5. AMEN! ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  6. You "golf"? I don't suppose you "tennis", do you. Golfers "play golf", hackers "golf". But you're right about whether they're athletes. With Jon Daly up there among the top golfers on the PGA tour, it's hard to argue that golfers, at any level, are athletes because they play the game. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  7. I've got a room reserved in Rantoul w/two double beds for Aug. 10-15. Looks like my travel mate is gonna cancel. PM for details. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  8. You are correct. I started on rounds ("rags") and we are all so much better off now. Having said that, are you a turtle? ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  9. Yeah, and these guys probably say to you "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?" Actually, it looks like the guy's wierd, and the chick is simply attracted to wierd. No tattoos - no commitment. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  10. Young Frankenstein Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World Ace Ventura, Pet Detective Christmas Vacation (actually, all the "vacation" movies) ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  11. Is that a Boddington's Creme Ale????? ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  12. 8/12. Most fun "C" I've ever made. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  13. I don't know which is more depressing, the fact that I'm now THAT OLD, or that apparently noone pays any attention to history. "Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it." ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  14. If I were ther rigger, I prefer quantity over quality. Of course, a gallon of the good stuff would be nice. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  15. If you're 300 pounds, change my vote to the sub place. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  16. Hey Doc, I think I've got a bad case of Nutwalley. Congrats! ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  17. Do that (get it put in, that is). I left mine out for a few weeks and got smacked in the head on a nine-way exit and as I leveled out I remembered my cypres at home in the box. DUH. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  18. Who cares about smoking? I think they ought to ban farting in public. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  19. The Color of Night. . . . . Oh yeah, no skydiving in it, but some outstanding sex scenes. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  20. Anything else that should be included?? Anyone want to take a shot at Writing the Perfect DZ.com Post?? --------------------------------- Did you mention Boobies? ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  21. what did you do to fight to urge and don't give me that cold turkey shit either!!!! ------------------------------------ I started smoking a pipe and puffed my way around the golf course beating the shit out of the golf ball every morning to keep from hitting humans. The gum helped in the final stages of my withdrawals. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  22. You owned a Nehru jacket. Your "square" parachute had warning labels on the risers. You thought nothing could be hotter than a Delta II - especially hooking one in for a stand-up. Don't forget the Supremes, The Temptations, Sam & Dave, James Brown! ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  23. Way to go! Now, I'm ready for my rectal exam. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  24. This is kinda like the story of the guy who asks a girl if she'd go to bed with him for a million dollars. She thinks a minute and says "sure". The guy then says, "would you do it for $2?" She gets insulted and says "What do you think I am?!?" He says, "We've already determined that, I was just negotiating the price." ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!
  25. Was $6 plus $1/thou. We're going up though. ....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!!