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  1. PsychoBob
    ***you were manifested, however you were still at the hanger, with your gear in your hands... the propellers were turning and door was shut for the taxi .... QuoteThanks a lot! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***Porno music.. that just reminded me of sumpin...I need to get 1000 more D cell batteries for BOB. and PB, don't go blaming MY pheromones on your driving either If you could bottle them you could make a fortune! I'll take a gallon please. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***you make it sound as if we had porno music playing.... the reality of the situation is much different then you say Mr Man.... jeesh it was completley innocent except for the shower load.... hmmmm thinking we were one person shy of a full load QuoteIt was Green Day not Porn music and yes it was innoent and YES yall dis me on the shower load. I was at altitude, standing in the door with my gear and I couldn't get manifested. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  4. PsychoBob
    ***What she's saying, Bob, is that there is a natural order to the universe... QuoteBWAAHHAAA!!! In a Galaxy far far away.... "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  5. PsychoBob
    ***What? Take your pants off and jacket? QuoteBTW thanks for getting my jacket. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  6. PsychoBob
    ***Its only a wonder we survived cause you drive like a crazy man.. Quote I've got 2 hot chicks cramed into the front seat, they're sucking each others candy rings, licking my ear and spraying their pheromones all over the cab and I am expected to maintain control...Sooty pleeease!
  7. PsychoBob
    ***I had to help someone find their jacket and well, it took us forever to find it. We came back, no one was there, so we went back to look for the jacket some more. Quote Never heard that metaphor before! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***Sorry guys & dolls...but I may be in Tullahoma that weekend. QuoteWWEEEEEEEAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  9. PsychoBob
    ***you ditched us QuoteYea what's up with that! Those people at the Cowboy's store thought we were a bunch of freaks! Between you two "proposing" to each other with your candy rings. Then Lesley starts licking my ear when I am trying to drive on that fucked up highway under construction. It is a wonder we made it back alive.! Great pics LM. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  10. PsychoBob
    No truer words have been spoken.
  11. PsychoBob
    Who's coming to Bridge Day and who's jumping? PsychoBob..3rd group..10:30-11:15am Jean...3rd group..10:30-11:15am "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    Who's coming to Bridge Day and who's jumping? PsychoBob..3rd group..10:30-11:15am "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***Don't make me explain to these nice people on here what you do when the porter door opens at 5000feet QuoteBWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!! That shit was funny as hell. I thought LM had shit her pants. I think it was around 400-500ft though. Lee my Man, your one crazy fucker
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    ***Honey what is up with bed bath and beyond? Quote You had to be there.
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    ***First load dirt dive was a bit confusing, I was told by Bob and Shrek that it was a 3 way exit and if I want turn some points.... never explaining anything but "if you wanna do some 360s go ahead" well I get in the door to leave and we count off just like we planned.... except that as soon as we cleared the door I see shrek and Bob locked legs and they bear hugged me into them, Quote heeheehee..You trusted Lee and me? BWAHAA!!!! It was fun though. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  16. PsychoBob
    A couple of weekends ago we were jumping up in Andrews, NC and then whitewater rafting. After the trip I found these really cool T-shirts that say "PADDLE FASTER.... I hear banjo music!" Lesley (Jumpchikk) and Laura (Lauraliscious) and myself each bought one and formed our new skydiving team... "TEAM PADDLE FASTER" or as we say it "Oh..Paddle Me Faster..Oh Faster..Faster..." "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  17. PsychoBob
    I roam around with Spence! I like my "home" DZ (ECSC) but I also like to go other DZ's, meet other people and party with them. RoamingDZ is the bomb. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  18. PsychoBob
    I like GNE JMPN. However if you got "ALANAB" we would all recognize your car when we saw it on the road.
  19. PsychoBob
    ***So something ACTUALLY happened at the Farm this weekend? QuoteHey Bro, hope all is well in Iraq. Skinnyshrek and I took Lisa Marie out on a 3-way (or so she thought). We leg locked after exit and spun her up good. Her eyes were big as golf balls when we turned her loose.
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    ***I look like I rode the short bus to the dz... Quote BWAAHAAA!!!
  21. PsychoBob
    ***A handful of us went out to dinner. Low key and lovely Quote Low key with Blaine! However you were VERY lovely at dinner.
  22. PsychoBob
    ***Great pictures!! Wish I was there...hope you all had fun!! Post more pictures I wanna see what I missed! QuoteWE MISSED YOU! Sorry I missed your DD saturday night. I left my phone in the truck and we were in the drinking hangar. "Skinny dipping eh?" Bob the pics are great and I am going to order some. Especially the one of Lesley busting her ass! BWAAHHAA!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***Ill be there And the crowd goes wild! HOORAY! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  24. PsychoBob
    *** I say Bob makes me some hurricane Punch to convince me.... Quote If you come I will build it! Get your ass up there. We have plenty of room...and your ass is not fat! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  25. PsychoBob
    ***You can lick it, just not lick it off. Quote HELLLOOOO!!!