PsychoBob

Happy Birthday Girl! Hope it's a great one.

Lauralicious your "Sugar Daddy" is mighty disappointed. First you skip town on me without calling, then you shack up with Bolas and now you say you are going to miss the "SuperBowl" of all boogies. How could you just throw your RoamingDZ party buds under the bus? Have you no shame? Your Rodriquez Brothers, Pink Mafia Sisters and The Lucious Lesbo Lickers are all kicked to the curb so you can sit on the beach in a third world country and drink cheesy concoctions from a coconut with an umbrella made with child labor? I raised you better than that young lady and I expect you to get into some therapy ASAP and find out what is wrong with your noodle. Maybe you should get some 'shrooms from the crazy Brit to help clear up your thinking! My God women you have lost your friggin mind! Get some help quick and catch "Dublin Fever" like the rest of the cool kids.

Last year at Dublin I had the flu and drank lots of Budweiser and Nyquil. It didnt' cure my the flu but I didn't give a damn either.

This year I think I am going to take my my Christmas lights out of the storage container and just scatter/throw them around in the yard and on the bushes. No order, no design, no anything. It'll be kinda like a "Christmas Picasso". It should really fuck up my neighbors who are already on the edge. Plus it'll be easy to put them away when it's over. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I'm headed out of town in the morning and won't have internet access so I making the following wishes for everyone: If your driving; that the traffic flow is smooth, the assholes stay out of the left lane, the weather is cooperative and the cop stops the guy ahead of you for speeding. If your flying; that the delays are few, the assholes are even fewer, you are seated in row 1 and the woman with the screaming baby is seated outside on the tail, the person in the seat next to you is a gorgeous woman/man (whatever your preference) that wants to learn to skydive but refuses to jump with anyone unless they have sex with them and you make every connection without having to run a marathon through the terminal. If your hosting Thanksgiving dinner at your home; the under-cooked turkey doesn't cause you future litigation, no one pukes in your fishtank, your guests appreciate all of the hard work and time you went to so they could cram dressing and cranberry sauce down their throats and they decide to take you out on the town for dinner and drinks Friday night to show their gratitude. If you are Skydiving or BASE jumping; blues skies, soft walls and ice cold brews when the beer light comes on. And if I didn't include what you are doing , well....just have a great fuckin time doin' it! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***My eyes are watering just imaging it.. QuoteSpray me at the ECSC Beach Boogie next year and I'll re-enact it for you. BWAAAHAAAA!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Nice job Dude.

***Stinky Bobo QuoteBWAAHAAAAA!!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***So would that be a cock block tactic? QuoteMore like an anal assault than a cock block but with the same results! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***So what did you do about it? Quote I farted and they went away! A big smelly boiled egg fart is the only protection from a female pheromone attack!

***I need somebody to scratch me. QuoteThey make special cremes for that. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Maui for 8 days of hula dancing and mai tai sippin. QuoteWe gotta have pics of the Hula! You can borrow my grass skirt and coconut bra! Have fun! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Happy Birthday Bro. Keep your head down and be safe. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Clowns freak me out because of the John Wayne Gacy thing. They're like satanicly perverted. That is no reflection on you Chris, just real clowns. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Can I scratch them with a hot fork? QuoteYou can scratch mine if I can stare at your new avatar while your doing it. That's hot!

***This promises to be a good weekend I will have my new Freakn'Suit and my rig. I can't wait for Sunday, when I'll magically become a real skydiver. Boogies, small dropzones and going to dz for one or two quick jumps here I come Quote Cool. Have fun and be safe. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Here's to YOU...Mr. "Traded in the wife & kids...house & job, for a sack of brightly colored nylon and a 20 year old 16 foot camper that reeks of puke!" QuoteROTFLMAO!

***Nuff said. BWAHHHHAAAAA!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

That's it! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Roll Tide! What the hell is the deal with "Roll Tide" and the mascot is an Elephant. Why don't they call themselves the "Alabama Elephants or Pachoderms"? War Eagle! Why the fuck do they say "War Eagle" when the mascot is a Tiger? Why do they have 2 mascots? Make up your mind already. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Dude, The indian head over your left shoulder would be a cool avatar. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I am very disappointed in the RoamingDZ crowd for not running with the reference to Dublin. QuoteDublin? Did someone say Dublin? Only 120 days until the debauchery begins!

BWWAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!! That is fucking hilarious! How stupid can you be? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Today, I'm just pissy. QuoteNeed new batteries for the B.O.B.s? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I just can't remember what size the PACKAGES need to be. You know you always like a "big package". I want to start my Christmas baking this weekend, but that would be too early. I love baking. Well bake me a "SD 256MB Photo Chip" cake and send it to me. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"