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  1. PsychoBob
    ***Wanna adopt me? QuoteSure..are you ready to join the freak show? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    Now THAT"S nice landscaping! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***Yeah, I think it's time I make some new friends. QuoteI'll be your friend if you promise to beat me with a cactus. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    The other day there was a thread about yardwork and quite a few people, including myself, expressed their enjoyment of gardening/landscape. It has taken me 2 years to get my yard back to normal after Hurricanes Ivan, Dennis and Katrina. It's a lot of work but it's also relaxing and rewarding. If you have any pics of your landscape post'em. I might get some "new" ideas.
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    ***what are we going to do with you?! QuoteYou can hum "The Munsters" song in my ear on the way up to altitude on Saturday. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  6. PsychoBob
    I could rent Paris Hilton for about a year. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    Did you know where you were when you woke up?? In my front yard with the sprinkler going..but that's another story. Just a typo, I think, It should have been "Weird Al" Turtle nailed it...I guess "weird ass" is a southern expression. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***For goodness sakes you pulled up Land of the Lost on that trip!!! QuoteI love "The Land of the Lost"! Those Sleestack freaked me out. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  9. PsychoBob
    ***How much money did you win?? Did you buy that Casa you said you were gonna buy?? QuoteI don't remember the exact amount but one day the "Disco Casa" will fly and you'll be on the first load. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  10. PsychoBob
    I had this weird dream that I had won a big chuck of cabbage in the lottery and when I went to pick up the money I was told I had to screw Demi Moore on public television in order to collect it. I thought "that's cool, she's still cute and it at least it ain't Oprah or Judge Judy) Then a panel of judges showed up and said that they would also be judging me while I screwed her, I had to keep in rhythm with the theme song from "The Munsters". I got real nervous because I ain't got no rhythm. Well apparently I have dream rhythm beacuse I pulled it off and got the money.
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    Congrats. My first solo was in an Aeronca Champ in 1978 when I was 16. I can still remember the excitement and apprehension as if it were yesterday.
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    ***dammit, I really need to get a camera. QuoteAnd a good pair of sneakers. She's got a right hook that would make Mike Tyson cry. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  13. PsychoBob
    My actual number of jumps is 285 but I use 1 in my profile so I don't have to keep updating it. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***In that case, gasoline and a match are your friends. QuoteNow your talkin! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***WOOHOO! how do you get on? QuoteTake her picture. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***Netting and mulch are your friends QuoteI use both but we have these weeds called "chambers bitter" that look like little palm trees. The have small seed pods under the leaves that scatter and grow on top of the mulch and in any crack or seam. I hate them bastards. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***Or Maybe like a Leaky Air Hose?? You hear all this stuff coming out but when all is said and done, There just isn’t anything of substance there. QuoteHEHEE...good one. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***lest anyone thinks I'm attacking you. QuoteBut I love it when you attack me. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***making out with BOB isn't really making out with myself. QuoteYou rang?
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    I like a nice yard. I've been working on mine really hard this year and it looks pretty good. I put in some new beds around the pool and along the fence and planted some more crepe myrtles. Over all I like it but I hate pulling weeds and crab grass. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***We did the required 360 move at least a million times. QuoteThe Tards in the raft go round n round... "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    It's even better when Michelle gives it her "secret ingredient". YUM!
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    Kel is toast. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
  24. PsychoBob
    ***That was the lady who was freaking out. QuoteI thought she was going to rip my arm off when I pulled her into our raft. She curled up in the fetal postion and wouldn't breathe. I shook her and we got her to sit up and get her face out of the water and that's when she lost it. I've seen a bunch of people take some nasty spills and get caught in some bad ju-ju but I've never seen someone totally terrified. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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    ***What a scummy man... QuoteI thought that's what you liked about me. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"