PsychoBob

***I have one full mason jar in the fridge. Maybe I'll auction off the pineapples! QuoteYou are Da Woman!

***So, may have a room for you bob in the passion de la camper if yu need one. QuoteI'll take you up on that. I promise to bathe before i come up. Thanks. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***for an extra 50 bucks i will make sure you look good QuoteYou're gonna have to use trick photography. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Looks like a good night to do a full moon cross country.

***Remind me to park camper behind michelles..Thanks QuoteFUCK THAT! You're ground zero! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I'm sure there will be someone there that could work with a third group that could be the base for this. QuoteI'll swap my EVO for my Z1 and be in the base if you have room.POPS #9614 335 jumps

No fair! I wanna go! We'll miss you but have fun in the Andes.

***1. What's so insanely stupid about this?2. And can someone please explain what the fook I'm looking at? It just looks like a ball of humans... 3. Also: did the premature have anything to do with 1. or 2.? QuoteIt depends on what you think is stupid. This jump was at Zhills on Dec. 31, 2005 and I was on it.. Hans organized it and everyone that was on it knew that MCR's can go to shit real quick and that there was a possiblility of getting hurt. This was told to everyone on the dirt dive and there were several people that backed out because of it. The pilots were told about the jump so they could expect a lot of people near the rear and the freeflyers were told to stay as far as possible near the cockpit to reduce the chance of a stall. There were 14 people on the tailgate and the other 4 were standing inside behind the redline. The four in the back pushed the entire group out and everyone held on to the the leg straps of the person in front of them. On a MCR the group starts porpoising like a roller coaster hence the name "Magic Carpet Ride". The premature was obviously not planned and yes we are lucky no one got hurt. However I also have seen a friend of mine have a premature while we were sit-flying so the possiblity is always there. As far as this being dangerous or stupid I think that's a matter of perspective. Like another poster said some people think skydiving is stupid, some say swooping is stupid, some say that BASE jumping is stupid, some say tube jumps and 300 big ways are dangerous and stupid. I feel that as long as every jumper on the formation is aware of the risks and knows what may happen and it doesn't endanger other groups then go for it. I've always enjoy jumping with Hans and we've had a lot of fun. We jumped a 15 foot noodle over Destin Beach this summer and it was a riot. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

That's about the best advice I've seen on this forum. You go girl!

***If I do, don't count on me doing any night beach jumps QuoteThey're talking about doing some night beach jumps this year at the Memorial Day Beach Boogie. I'll make sure you get on the sunset load then you can have a Bushwacker waiting for me.

What a great way to start page 11 of this thread. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Isn't this pg 17? QuoteShe's a TCU grad. They taught her to use her fingers but toes are part of the post graduate studies. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Did you say "I want a slut in the Hippie tent!" "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Come on folks, we need 5 for load 2 to go. You probably won't ever get a chance to make a beach jump from a B17 again.

***Im planning on a SDA tent again this year, hopefully with couches and staff packer again. QuoteCount me in if you get one. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Yeah you never know what you're going to get on a beach jump. We did some night jumps this fall into the FloraBama and when we left the DZ it was out of the west. When we got out they had switched and were blowing out of the north at 15-20! We had one jumper land in the Gulf and I ducked in behind a condo and scared the shit out of a couple sitting on their balcony enjoying a bottle of wine and the full moon. You need to come back down this year for the Memorial Day Beach Boogie. We might just mess around and have some fun.

***Brandon is going to enter the belly-off, so I figured he's plenty cuddly for Hushpuppy. QuoteThat's a visual that I didn't really need. Control alt delete! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***My swoops are about as long as the requirements for a newbie landing area though QuoteI saw ya swoop down the beach last year from Florida all the way to Alabama. You know you're swoopin' when you start in one area code and finish in another. First beer is on me bro.

***The 2 queens are: Psychobob and Pyke! QuoteThat was suppose to be a secret. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***The swoop approach looks great..... QuoteCool. I'll go by Walmart and pick me up a swoop pond. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

replying to Bob just because he's the last in the thread> I booked a room at the Holiday Inn Express. Quote I thought you were going to PM the hotel info to me? I'M TEASING! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***You gotta be careful with those damn dirty sanchez...PERIOD! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Ok,thats me,Lee,Psycho and Brian for a night load. QuoteHoly Shit! If we take off at sunset we may make 4500' by midnight with our fat asses on board. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***There is one slot on the first night load.Anyone have the stones? QuoteI'll take it. Night helo jumps! SWEEEEET! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Since that will be the weekend before Mardi Gras

***Hey do you have one of those jackets with a BIG FAA on the back?Could be fun at any boogie. QuoteI took several of my FAA patchs (about the size of a pie plate) and had Patty sew a big red diagonal line on them. I'll bring you one for your Birthday. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"