PsychoBob

Don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Hey BGill! I'm sure I met you at the RB party along with a 100 other folks. I think everyone had a blast at that one. passed-out.jpg- I'm glad I happened to have my "dickface" glasses in the truck! The timing was perfect! Here's a few I took at the party. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Which little thingy? QuoteThe one that you lost! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I have no problem with a girl that burps in public. If she farts thats even better ! Quote You wouldn't throw her out of a golf cart at WFFC either would ya! BWAAAHHHAAAA!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Your thingymajig is right there beside that doohickything that is under your whatchamacallit inside of the somethingornother. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

The spousal unit lets one go every now and then when she is drinking beer. It's more of a hipcup/burp than a loud belch. I can't complain about an occasional burp because at least she doesn't fart on me.

***Maybe I'll open a restaurant in Little 5! It's right down the street after all. Quote You could serve funky little combos like the wine and beefaroni, maybe a chianti and Spam with Triscuits and cheez-whiz on the side! I love eating down there because the restaurants and menus have such a freaky theme. Bon Appetit! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Hey Bob meet us all in Tally we are heading up there friday. With the price of gas we are renting a van and splitting the cost.. QuoteThanks for the offer and the info but I will be going on up to my cabin on Sunday and I'll need my truck. See yall on Friday. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I didn't sign in. Went by the tent on Sat. during the wx hold and no one was there. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Nothing says class like a nice glass of white wine and a bowl of beefaroni. Quote I think it's cool. Kind of a retro-chic, traditional yet sophisticated menu. Did you serve it on a fold-out TV tray? It would be a hit in Little 5 Points. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I just had wild salmon grilled on cedar planks, steamed spinach, grilled veggie kabobs, and pineapple. Quote YUMMY! Did you cook it yourself or did you have one of your many man-servants do it for you? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Have they decided on what type of plane to get? What time will jumping start on Friday? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

So are yall going to name it "Bob-Kitty" or "Bobcat"? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I think it should be reduced to a 5-6 day event. (Tuesday/Wednesday through Sunday) You would have more people compressed into a smaller time frame and it would keep the party going and the vendors wouldn't have to dedicate 2 weeks of their staff, merchandice and equipment for one event. Also having to pay full price ($295.)for a campsite whether you are there 4 nights or the entire 10 days is bogus. I can see a 3-4 day minimum but no having it pro-rated on a daily basis sucks. JMHO "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Hey Rev, It was nice to fianally meet you. Yall did a great job at the RB initiations. I'm surprised you still have a voice left as loud as you all were yelling! Later, "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***So when is ECSC doing the next beach jump...I'll be there... Quote Today. Every weekend we get a sunset beach load on Sat and Sunday to the Flora-Bama or Lillians pizza. You had better hurry up and go by say hi to your folks or your ass will be grass. Then you can come by and see us and we'll jump into the Bama and drink Bushwackers again!

Hey Kel, I hate that I missed yall. I got in on Weds and asked around and they said yall had already gone. Oh well, hope to see you this weekend at The Farm. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***...so any chance you'll come to Chester SC that weekend? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez... Quote Hey Chicky, Sorry to hear Damien has to work on Labor Day. Yall sounded really stoked about going to Richmond. I'll talk to Timber and we just might surprise yall up there. I love Chester and that would be fun. Missed ya and hope to see ya soon. Later Tater, "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Here's a few more "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I got to Rantoul on Weds afternoon and it was kind of quite. Started partying with some folks, raced golf carts around the tents, jumped all day Wed., watched the hypnotist show Thurs night and laughed my ass off at Scotty hosting the wet t-shirt contest. Good job Bro. Got a few jumps in on Thurs. then the wx went to shit. Enjoyed partying with my Rodriquez Brothers every night and the Friday night Tent party was most excellent. THANK YOU PEPE, DEFINA AND THE CHESTER GANG! Jumped the Pitts, high alt., RW and Sit Fly and left yesterday afternoon because of the wx. Got home at 0400am this morning, took a nap and went to the dz and got a couple in this afternoon. WFFC was not the massive party that I had heard about and expected but I had fun and met some new people and saw some good friends. I got to jump, party and have a good time so it wasn't a bust for me. Here's a few pics "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***let me also add that his outlook on life is very infectious! Such great energy in this man! Quote Now that is the pot calling the kettle black! Hey my "3-Way from Hell" buddy, can't wait to jump and party with you again. EJ says hello and he's leaving in Sept. for Iraq. We'll have to plan a party for him when he gets back.

In January of 2000 while I was on a business trip to ATL I began having chest pains and couldn't breathe. A friend took me to South Fulton Emergency room and by then I could not walk or stand up. The ER doctor told me she thought I had a pulminary embulism (Blood clot in my lung) and that it could go to my brain at any moment. She asked if my "affairs" were in order and did I want to call anyone while we waited on the test to be run. I FREAKED! That is not the way I had it planned and I wasn't ready. I wasn't afraid of dying there was just so many things that I wanted to do but had been lazy and procrastinating about them. Now it was all gone and I was pissed at myself. They kept testing, taking x-rays, ABG's and after an hour or so determined that my right lung had collapased and the pressure in my chest cavity was collapsing the left one. My vital signs were to low for anesthetia so they had to cut a hole in my side and push a hose into my ribcage and start sucking the air out in order for my lungs to re-inflate. This was extremely painful and it took 3 orderly's to hold me to the gurney as they put the hose in. After a couple of hours they got me stablized and after 5 days I was able to go home. Since then I have hiked 375 miles of the Appalachian Trail (1700 to go), Grand Tetons NP, parts of Glacier NP, learned to skydive, taken white water canoe courses, bought a cabin in the North Georgia Mountains, taken several wilderness survival courses, learning how to fly-fish, learned to give a shit less about things at work I can't control, met a lot of new people and made some really good friends, bought a BASE Rig and signed up for Bridge Day to do my first BASE jump and I leave for Rantoul at 0500am tomorrow. Life can be gone in an instance. I found out I wasn't ready and I am very thankful to have been given a second chance. I don't know if I will have everything done when the final time comes but I am going to try and do everything I can to make sure I don't miss something.

Sorry to hear you hurt yourself. Hope you heal quick and you can still make it to The Farm for the party. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

*** Have my initials embroidered on my rig. Sometimes people say to me "EFS, huh?" and I can either wink and say "yep", or act all innocent and say "yeah, that's my initials". Quote That's pretty clever.