PsychoBob

***I was wearing less and less clothes. Quote Just when I thought I had finally recovered, you brain fuck me! No fair! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Nope, no hand print here! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

As you have noticed the was a whole lot of nothing going on. After a weekend of nothing, I got home last night crashed for 11 fucking hours! BTW Lesley, that whipping that I didn't get sure did leave a mark! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Absolutely NOTHING Happened! BWAAAHAAA!!!!!!! That is the best line yet. First let me say THANK YOU X 100000, Jello-J for putting on a great party. You worked your ass off to keep us in half-naked babes, beer, pizza, poker and non stop jumping and I like veryone else there really appreciate it. YO DA MAN! The bus party Friday night was a riot. I will not go into detail because I don't want to embarrass anyone or myself! If you weren't there you missed it, Leather, vinyl, jello shots, thongs, choker collars, black knee-high boots, my Polynesian Pollution Punch and a well stocked bar made for one hell of an evening. Leslie, Lisa Marie, Jean, Cora, Sherry, Jenn, Mary Anne, Mandy you ROCK! The jumping was great and Hans did a great job of keeping the loads going and everything went great in spite of the 95 degree temps and 100000% humidity. The Toy party Sat. night was great and Jamie did a great job explaining the different cremes, vibrators, anal beads, lotions etc. There's some funky shit out there folks! I got to see a bunch of old friends and make a bunch of new ones. This was one great party and Clay I wish you the best next week when you return to Iraq. I'm friggin beat and going to bed but I'll get pics posted tomorrow.. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I had 50 or so and went to Dublin St Patty's Day boogie. It was a blast. Don't forget you logbook, make sure your reserve pack is within 120 and don't be shy. Tell the wonderful folks at manifest you are new and they will try and hook you up with some other low timers like myself. Just don't try and bullshit people because it will show in the air and don't try get on any big-way stuff because you're not ready and those people are paying good money for their jump ticket and don't want to waste it on someone that isn't ready. Everyone will help you if you are honest and the big thing is HAVE FUN!

At WFFC some asshole stole a $1200.00 Vigil AAD right off of Kim's table in the tent on Sat. It is a low- life motherfucker that steals anything, from anybody must less a fellow jumper. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Baloots. Rotten duck eggs that have fermented for a couple of weeks and then warmed up in their shell. Juice tastes like chicken soup but the eyes pop in your mouth and taste salty. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I have my appointment to get it filled set for the 20th. Quote I've got a bottle of Tequila, a Dremil tool and some epoxy resin. Save you some cabbage and you won't feel a thing. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I'll be there but call ahead see if there's a fat bastard restriction....You and i on one raft spence i do believe we will be testing physics. Quote Oh they didn't tell you... you ARE one of the fucking rafts! BWAAAHAAA!!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

THAT"S WHAT I"M TALKIN ABOUT! My 2 favorite sports! Andrews is a really nice valley and is only an hour from my cabin. Sign me up!Chris, YOU DA MAN! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Oh, o.k.! It's what we call an English muffin Quote I had them down in Barbados and they were more like a biscuit and were quite good. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

A week in Jennifer Anniston's pants.

Remind me this weekend to tell you the Phantom P-3 story when I was in the Philippines. Freaky shit. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***So theres a married man out there who still has ten friends?? Thats awesome! QuoteBWAAAHAA!!! Men consider anyone they have ever drank a beer with as a best friend. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I live right there too! Well off of the Windy Hill exit, but close enough. QuoteSounds like a party in the making! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Thats where we live. Next time just hop off the interstate and come have a beer QuoteThat's one offer I can't refuse. Muchos Gracious!

***The night before, the big thing was lurking next to one with a golf cart and parking it in front of the door while occupied. Quote You caught me! Timber and I had "Chicago" blocked in one with the cart and she damn near turned it over trying to get out. That would have been a mess. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Nice shagmobile. Only thing you need now is a condom dispenser.I'll see if I can rip one off for you on my way up to The Farm. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knows about it. Friendship among men: A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Btw, I don't give a fuck about the things that your non-skydiver friends are interested in either!! Quote HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See ya "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Sorry for your loss Spence. Hope that you and you family can find peace and comfort during this sad times. We'll keep you and your family in our prayers, "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I used to think the same but then I witnessed how extreme/serious the obsession with this life can get, and that some people will do just about anything to be there... When skydiving takes over all priorities.... QuoteI'm trying to balance it out right now. In the past 2 years that I have been jumping I have grown to careless about shit I can't control (politics, news, social issues) and spend more time having fun at the DZ or a boogie. Some old friends say that in the past couple years I have gotten a "don't give a fuck" attitude and that might be true but I don't give a fuck about the things that they are interested in. They are into their kids T-ball and soccer which is fine for them but I don't have kids so I don't care about family crap. My wife is extremely independent and let's me do whatever and go wherever I want so I don't have to fawn all over her. I really like and crave an adrenalin rush and I am going to try and cram as much into the next 10 years as I can. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I hate driving through ATL. For me where I-285 west joins I-75 by the Cobb Galleria is a pain in the ass. Not to mention spagetti junction. Thank God for Capt. Irv on WSB for the traffic updates. They at least let you plan ahead so you can bring a copy of "War & Peace" while you wait. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I do like the disposable cowboy hats that are FREE in the stall! Quote BWAAAHHAAA!!!! That's rich! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***why not hold it earlier in the year in April or May? QuoteThat is right in the middle of the spring tornado season in the mid-west. October would be nice after the corn has been harvested. That way if you are on one of the infamous DC-3 load you could walk back through a clean field to the road and not have to swim through the corn. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"