DirtTorpedo

(Bet you're thinking I wanted to say something about sheep? Wrong! But if you just close your eyes......) Feels the same, innit ? Sort of like helping your buddy out with road head, hey meat? Keep them eyes wide shut and don't look down! Ha, ha!!

Well thank you? Nice to meet you too I guess! And all those things Ferdi says, is just not true...although I'm not allowed near electrical appliances and children anymore ever since...ever since...never mind.

Easy now, step away from the weapon! Sorry! Doing it again....the name's Sean...don't know why the profile is not working...works on my side, but then I suppose it would.

I'm good thanks, yes, I know Ferdi. Don't know if that's good or bad yet? Profile not working hey? Mmmm...though woman liked mystery! How's it going your side then?

Say, I saw a funny thing in FHM the other day. It's called an "orgasm delaying headboard banner" Care to guess how it works? Probably pasting a picture of one's mother in-law above the headboard whilst you're bumping uglies!???

Nope...sorry! Shouldn't you be working Meat? Aw crap...feck it, it's Friday! I'll tell you one thing though, when I was stocking the bar fridge, those beers looked mighty good for 9 in morning! Maybe I do have a light problem...naaaah!

Pretty nice looking bottle, but they could've at least considered putting a #@?# twist off top on the new ones!