rhino

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A crusty old paratrooper colonel found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance. One of them approached the colonel for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?" "No," the colonel said, "just serious by nature!" The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The colonel's short reply was, "Yes, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said: "You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself." The colonel just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" The colonel looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "well there you go, you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously... I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?" The colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now."

Could you imagine the driver of the rover her on earth.. "OH SHIT!!" Umm... Sir... LOL Bwahahahahahahaha.... What a shame...

Neither of those spoiled sisters have one piece of common sense between them..

Who are the Rodriguez Brothers? FUCK the Rodriguez Brothers! Segador

They should either keep that thing running or replace it..

Our body requires a certain PH balance to function properly. An acidic body = decay. I have had heart burn alot and a lack of energy.. Reading up on health I've seen one really huge commonality in the books, articles and web sites for the most part.. People have too much acid in their bodies. What the almonds do "specifically almonds" is raise the alkalinity.. Here is one of a few places I have looked.. http://www.excelexgold.com/about_alkaline_body_ph/about_alkaline_body_ph_maintext.htm Rhino

Raw Almonds.. Eat 20 a day.. Soak them in water for 24 hours prior.. From what I can find they are #1... I've been eating almonds for 3 days.. For the first time in a while I don't feel COMPLETELY drained at the end of the day. And I haven't had heart burn at all? I thought water was a good thing to lower acidity. I found out that most water, even filtered is on the acidic side. You have to actually add an alkaline to the water to lower the acidity. Just wanted to share.. Rhino

Semper Fi.. I will not forget or take for granted the sacrifice that he and his family have made.. Sgt. Cowan. USMC.

http://www.eve-online.com/download/ Anyone ever played this?

Bush sucks..

Blue Skies Brother...

k.. That doesn't mean ppl is a pyramid.. And you don't make money by solely recruiting people. Their are 2 aspects to the business. One is MLM and one is group marketing to businesses as a payroll deduction. An example would be the entire state of LA has ppl as a payroll deduction. It isn't a pyramid.. Pyramids are illegal.. PPD is a Top traded stock on the NYSE. Money magazine did an article of the top stocks of the decade. PPD was 13th ahead of Microsoft that was 17th.. No pyramid is on the NYSE I assure you. Your response to something you don't understand is typical. I assure you my head is not in my ass... I'm not nearly that flexible It's currently $249.. And I don't know anyone that has ever gone door to door with ppl. You don't HAVE to do anything. If you want to make money as an associate you sell memberships.. If you want to build a productive sales force and make money off of their production you can do that as well. Insurance companies have done it for decades. Look at your insurance companies payment structure and you might be enlightened. The "pyramid technique" you refer to is a common response.. Look at the company you work for? Look at the structure of employees. Look at the government? Military rank structure.. Free enterprise, MLM types of business and entrepreneurships is what this country was founded on.. If you have a problem with someone making money off of you quit your job,. If you don't you are a hypocrite. 97% of the people in this country work for someone else.. 2% are millionaires and live off of the interest and the other 1% employ the 97%. They understand a simple concept. OPE, other people’s effort. Building a mlm business is no different than starting a corporation other than the fact that you don't have employees, or overhead, and when you train someone it won't get you fired instead it gets you paid. Rhino

Bwahahahahahaha...lol And we'd know who did it because they would go back and collect their bullets

We need bullet control.. Make it cost $5k per bullet

LOL

That's rich,,, very deep.. LOL

Pyramids are illegal.. Again a false statement.. Do you know where the term pyramid came from?

You are a VERY SMART LADY

Yep.. 2:30 am.. The little boy has 4 teeth coming in and he is miserable.. I'm at the point you desribe.. lol So is he I think,,, lol

This is a lie. You are making false statements about ppl.. You apparently can't read.. It is covered under the 25% member discount.. You obviously didn't research before you made this statement.. Again an assumption used to put down ppl. Fair enough. Some people actually care about their family having legal coverage. Again this is your fault for not understanding the membership and the associate's fault that sold it to you for not educating you on how to use it. Ultimately it's your responsibility to know what you are getting when you sign the dotted line. You just didn't. Maybe.. Maybe not.. For your sake hopefully not.. I am thinking about it for legal advice over my child support and changing venue from AZ to CA. Also, for a will and they offer Identy Theft watch, I am not exactly sure what all that entails but they do give you all three credit reports each month for you to go over and fix, and see if there are any thefts and if so they do all the legal action to take care of those. In no way did her words match your statement.. Doesn't sound AT ALL like what she said.. She expressed interest in something she did her homework on.. You didn't do your homework. So you decided to rain on her parade and anyone else in here that believes in or sells the membership. Obviously. That's how sales has worked for quiet some time.. Someone sells something and they get paid.. No one mentioned ANYTHING about business here.. YOU DECIDED to make it about that by your comments. You were being a covert smart ass taking a punch at pre-paid legal. Your allowed to disagree.. Just admit their was an agenda behind your comments.. I see it clearly.. Rhino

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Ugh... LOL

I've never said such a thing.. Your lack of specifics and knowledge towards what you are speaking about speaks for itself. I have lots of "mortal enemies" as you say.. You can simply be added to the long but distinguished list.. You buying something.. Not knowing how it works and then speaking negatively about it smells of ignorance.. I do not like ignorant people.. Maybe I am being an asshole about this.. What in the world about your assumptive remarks could have sparked such a response? Good luck.. Hopefull you don't get sued anytime soon.. Rhino

When you asked WHO?? Specifically? If you have children and no will you are playing a dangerous game.. You die and your kids go into foster care.. You drive right? You have signed "a" document without reading ALL the fine print right? You have been in a situation where a letter or phone call from an attorney might have gotten results that you couldn't right? You've been in a situation that had talking to an attorney not been a monetary decision you would have phoned an attorney right? You are at risk of getting sued right? Audited by the IRS? 80% of the European population has a Pre-Paid Legal plan already. You are 3 times more likely to be sued than put in the hospital.. You could have at one time or another used EVERY part of the plan.. It isn't a matter of IF you need it it's WHEN. You mock a plan 80% of europeans have yet you probably pay twice as much for cable tv and a cell phone.. And you say you care for your kids.. What happens if mommy is sued and has to come up with a 10,000 retainer? a $25 a month ppl plan could have prevented that. Do you know how MLM was started? What are the advantages vs disadvantages? Do you know MLM is tought in major universities. Zig Zigglar owns an MLM company. He has more credibility and accomplishment in the last year of his life than most of us will ever see.. I don't remember asking if it was for you? You weren't asked yet choose to take a stab at MLM businesses anyways? You work for an employer don't you? What is the first place you go when you start a new job? HUMAN RESOURCES.. That's right you are a human resource.. Expendable.. Making someone else money in a corporate MLM. Rhino