Granimal

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  1. Bill walks into work with a big black eye. One of his coworkers approaches him asking if he got in a fight or something. Bill replies, "Have you ever accidently said something you dont mean?" His coworker answered, "Well sure, but what the hell did you say to get that." Bill says, "I was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife. I meant to say, Honey please pass me the Cheerios, but I accidently said You ruined my life you stupid bitch."
  2. I knew a dude that had a pink ball that hid SO well, that he wore it in Basic Training in the Army!! Not one drill Sergent noticed!
  3. SIGN ME UP! I had a college buddy that studied Japaneese. He left to study there a semester and never came back.. Now I know why!
  4. And exactly what were you doing with that toung ring that brought tears of joy to your eye?
  5. My stapler looks nice and inoscent on my desk. However, if you try to use it BAM! It shocks the shit out of you.
  6. If you touch a manatee before it touches you, it can mean a lot of trouble. Hmm... Kinda like women.
  7. Ask mouth about hers! It was ummm. interesting! The pin ripped off the bridle and stayed in the closing loop after the throw!
  8. 1-15 PD 230 .78 16-40 PD 170 1.06 41-86 PD 150 1.13 87-643 Triathalon 135 1.41 (got 10 lbs fatter) 643-2100 Vengence 120 1.59 (Current canopy) Note: About 500 jumps are tandems.
  9. looks like I got the only pic of kelly then!
  10. It really depends on where you jump, and what your goals are more then anything. I skydived to live about 6 months while I was involving myself in other endevors, and the big thing for me was burnout. It got to the point where I didnt want to do the AFF jumps that I loved the most because the turnaround time increased. Skydiving is a personal thing for everyone, but I did not learn and have so much fun jumping with my friends to give it all up to haul students. If it is something you are considering doing full time, like anything, think about it hard, ask some TI's, and budget yourself well. Even saying that, I cant get away form "Helping out the dz" with at least 10 tandems a weekend.
  11. My beer. Hmm.. I guess it should be the mouse, but my lack of appropriate coasters is fucking up my desk. I needed something for a first post... However lame.