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Aye and a shit hot one at that. The Ogre once claimed they were related. I won't link to that thread 'cause I don't want the family to catch a lawsuit for defamation of character. Oh, and for whoever wants to know, the ashdive's been postponed until June. Apparently, someone opened the box of ashes and a voice from the sky shouted: "FFFFOCCKKKINN' 'ELL! It's cold. Close the doooohhrr!" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Didn't see an e-mail. But I found the package in the overstuffed mailbox this morning. Right now it's hanging on my wall, but I couldn't resist trying it on. Whaddaya think? The Reds are sure to win the cup now that I've got this. Check your messages, I've sent you a PM. Oh, and I empathize with all of you. It's cloudy here too, and it's plunged down to 64! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I live 20 minutes from Homestead, and I recommend Sebastian. No offense to SDM. But they're more of a business vibe, not so much a hangout. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

There's only one kind. And as the Man in Black could have told you, it's already been done to perfection. Sunday Morning Coming Down lyrics OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

oh, you're sick. Seriously, the closest is Air Adventures Clewiston, where I've never been, but my buddy and his dad enjoyed their tandems there. Con: It's in Clewiston (....zzzzzzzzz.........). Other than that, they're pretty much right in between Sebastian which has the added charm of a real up-jumper community and Skydive Miami which has the added value of being in Miami. As for which one(s) are open Mon. Dunno. Here're are all the links I pulled up on the DZ Locator. ......I did that?! I've got TOO MUCH time on my hands! I'm goin' out! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Holy SH*T!! I just figured it out. THAT'S why the Fat Bastard spent so much time eating other people's leftovers! So that when the time came there'd be enough of his for EVERYBODY to scatter some! Take heart little Sis. I can be there only in spirit too. My body is stuck here in Miami. (Where it's 72 right now with a Low of 63 tonight. HeHe. Those poor cold bastards! ) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And one of the few tropical beverages even we men can enjoy without shame. Mine are the best in town, but some others come close. Head south on Collins until you hit Espanola Way between 14th and 15th then take a right across Washington to Tapas Y Tintos. (Tapas is Spanish for: "appetizer with a 45% mark-up.") Great Latin fingerfoods to go with a great selection of liquid treats. Once you've mastered the Mojito, try the Caipirinha ("ky-pee-REEN-yah"). The Brazilian version made with a yummy Brazilian cane liquor. As for jazz (I knew you'd pick my weakest subject.), some nearby places that get good press are: The Van Dyke Cafe and Arturo Sandoval Jazz Club, and if you're into staying up late there's Jazid. Which is small, and has few seats full of overfunded 20-somethings, but good music and drinks. [NOTE: Examine your restaurant checks closely. Lots of places in town tack on an 18% gratuity to EVERYONE. Welcome to Florida's Courtesy Capitol.] ......Damn. Forget radio. I should be looking for a job as travel writer! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

1996 actually. For my money, one of the coolest, most original bands of the era, and a great live act. Which is a lot for me to say about any band that rarely used a guitar! The original is on the exemplary Irresistible Bliss LP -which you've just reminded me I have to re-acquire for my library. I could shoot you the Propellerheads remix of that as well as the one of "Circles." ["Iiiii don't neeeeed toooo walk around in circles / Walk around in..."etc.] If it weren't a heinous crime against the oh-so-lovable recording industry. ...Oh, and it's "move aside," not "step aside." Sorry, anal retentive musician thing. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I see you've done your research on our one neighborhood DZ already. I don't frequent there either. So since that's out, you're stuck with just the biggest variety of bars, clubs and restaurants on this side of the country. SoBe, has a lot of great spots as along as you don't mind $7 beers, and a 2 Drink/3 Plastic Surgery minimum. Since I read you as more a "go-to-see" than "go-to-be-seen" type, you'd probably be better off having an overpriced snack on Espanola Way, then coming a few exits down to the Grove or even up to Hollywood or Ft. Lauderdale. Hell, since I'm stuck here suffering the 70 degree temps too, I'd be glad to show around some of my new haunts. But you need to narrow down your search parameters. What are we talkin' here?: Jazz - Blues - Salsa & Mojitos - Tapas bar - Fine dining - Classic Rock Club - New Rock Club - Sports Bar - Local Dive - Cuban food - Jamaican food - or shrimp basket, pitcher, and guy with a guitar singing those same goddamn Buffett songs? Pick a couple, and I'll see what I can recommend. Or, as mentioned, we can get coked up drop some E and go to a rave that doesn't even open until 2am and let's out when respectable people are on their way to church. (And don't forget our world class selection of t*tty bars) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[Cop-like megaphone voice:] Sir, you are beginning to take the internet seriously! Put the mouse down and back away slowly! -"Owning a website is way better than being a Greenie." -(Not Quite) Anonymous OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Full length songs are too big to use as ringtones. You need to edit it down using an MP3 editor. Before you go to the trouble download just any ringtone to your PC and copy it over to see if it will even work. For Future Reference: You can also shrink it really easily using iTunes. You just go into Preferences and lower the sampling rate. Details are Here. (Specifically for Samsung, but it should be similar for any new model phone.) You can set the Start Time and Stop Time of the song to get whatever hook you want (Steps 5-6). No need for any pain in the ass mp3 editor. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Great looking shirt! And nice looking dropzone. I should go there for my next recurrency. (Hey Shane, you hear about the Auburn fan who went to the doctor thinking he had an STD? ...Turns out he was just allergic to wool.) [Note to self: Don't let HUSHPUPPY near my rig before a jump ever again.] Love ya ya dirty redneck! Edited to add: WOOF!...WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

1) Thanks to a fellow internet skeptic for beating me to it. a) But seeing that Andy Rooney is a bloated sack of sh*t without either the gravitas to be a real commentator or the charisma to be a comedian, does that make it less credible or more so? 2) What the HELL is wrong with watching soccer, Madame Moderatrix?! Surely, it indicates you are living with a man with more finesse and aesthetic appreciation than the average "football"-watching gorilla. A woman who can watch at least the first half of a Liverpool game with me -with well-feigned interest- would get points added regardless of her age bracket. (Unless he's watching MSL, in which case, file the papers immediately.) and: 3) Ian, why does your avatar so closely resemble a young James Lipton? I gotta say, it's a little creepy. Granny, you obviously don't need quasi-anonymous internet ravings to validate your worth. Just remember that there are still men out there who would rather give up their "hardware" than wear yellow pants, and who -prior to 40- have already tired of 22 year old waitresses. ...................mostly. .....Now, I'm rinsing out my martini glass and going to bed. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Negative. Initiations are conducted by chosen and qualified Foster Parents only. OrFuns DO NOT spank fellow OrFuns for anything other than social stimulation, or to collect on a wager or debt. Don't worry. Between Nan, skymama, Mama Julie, Tami, and the others we can find someone to light "J.-just-a-J.!"'s skinny little white ass UP! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

...........you fucker! [DISCLAIMER: The accounts and descriptions recited in the above video are based entirely on fictional characters. Any similarity to persons living, or dead, or jumping at your Georgia dropzone are totally coincidental and should not be blamed on the author who was probably totally forced by a couple of girls to say all those nasty things.] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

What's that, June? Yeah, I'll be about due for another recurrency by then. Let's do an 8-way and we'll fight for the SCS slot. To be an OrFun you merely have to be without a home DZ to speak of. (Or have a former home DZ you can speak nastily of.) If you get kicked out of TX for offensive behavior give me a call. ...And pray you don't get SkyMama the "Paddle Breaker" for your initiation. And yes, Scotty is still #0, as he's been pre-banned from dropzones that haven't even been opened yet. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Henceforth, the unwanted bastard and fellow-Founding OrFun brat known as Skinnyshrek, a.k.a. Fat Bastard, a.k.a. the Dirty Brit, a.k.a. ChinZilla, a.k.a. "that guy in that video with the bottle up his ass," (and sometimes called Lee), formerly OrFun #2, will be renamed OrFun #1. Taking on the mantle of OrFun #2 will be Uncle-Papa Whitley. That is all. -Robby Robb, OrFun Sgt. at Arms OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Just doin' our jobs, Darla. OrFuns gotta stick together. Some of us just wish we could be closer and do more. (......Did you hear that? I could've sworn I just heard a distant voice say: "Then geh' up here and mow some lawwwns yeh cuhnt!") Welcome to the Ignoring Xmas Club. Your number for that one is also #3. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

uhhhhh.... I beg to differ. I believe a couple more smiling ....faces(?) showed up just in time for. this one "Say, who were those masked men?" Someone tell Chuck and that other guy with the remarkably hairless ass that that's a more fitting tribute than anything they could have said on the mic. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

...SHIT! So that means I have to drink too much and get belligerent?! (That was for you, ChinZilla. You would have said it if you could.) P.S. Any movement on having that Shrek-sized bonfire? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

""y'all people?" It has become quickly evident that you found the right part of the kuntry to jump at. All this talk about ashes, I'm wondering: Would this not be an appropriate occasion to build a reeeaaall-ass bonfire again? Admittedly, the sculpted fire barrel by the stage is lovely! But I'm thinking a crowd of this size and disposition would look even better out by the swoop-pond-shaped hole, gathered around one of those Old-School-"Welcome-to-Skydive-the-Farm-BITCHES!-Pass-that-bottle-and-look-out-for-those-naked-people-running-around-the-bonfire"-bonfires that scared the hell out of my newbie ass the first time the Ogre dragged us up there. I can't provide any firewood, but I'll surely help shlep some with my one good hand. Just a suggestion for the management. [Waits briefly for someone to make a predictable crack about his guitar] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Damn, been there, lived that. If only there were some words that could alleviate the sad, empty, helpless frustration of these events. Unfortunately, the only thing that can do that is the warm and tender love of a mass OrFun Initiation!!!!! C'mon! Who wants to be our N.W. point person on this one? (I believe NW Flyer may be qualified to welcome our new li'l bastards into the family.) Hey, I'll even FedEx you guys your own official ceremonial paddle. .....I mean Tough Love Applicator. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Uhhh... exactly how do you head BUNT somebody? Well, DUH! You simply take a square stance, tap them lightly on the head with the bat, then run like hell to first base. And no one need worry about Darla either. I'll be there to look after her while the Ogre is away. (HeHe. I don't think she knew that yet.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

F*CKIN' A! To paraphrase Ben Franklin: Neither hourly rain, nor nut-shrivelling cold, nor squirrely winds, nor mud up to your ass will stop 200 loyal dumbasses from waiting up to 48 hours to get on Load 1. The Dublin Boogie sets the tone (Read: "ball size") for the rest of the season. To paraphrase Shakira: Wherever, whenever. Make it "The Dublin Boogie in ___________" or move it around a couple weeks. Either way, the OrFuns will go where the love is. ...Besides, where the hell else am I gonna wear this damn kilt and force people to listen to filthy Irish drinking songs?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I can testify to that. (Not him being up at 9:00. How would I know? I rolled out at 1:45pm.) But he must've been doing something strenuous because by the time I got suited up, the skinny, malnourished p*ssy was too beat to jump with me and Dave. But yes, it's true. That great disturbance in the Force on Sunday was due to myself, Jello Jay and Little Nicci ALL wearing jumpsuits at the same time! ...Hell, next thing you know I might start posting again or something. See you kids at Beezy's Farewell. (I'll be the white blur grabbing your leg right before you turn upside down.) RastaRicanAirlines: Putting the fun back in funnel OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is