RastaRicanAir

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  1. But I have a theory that any man who is planning on voting for Hillary probably lives with a wife or girlfriend who demands that he pee sitting down. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  2. High seas piracy. Or even Privateering. The career satisfaction of piracy with the security of a federal pension. (Was that a fashion or more of a business ethic?) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  3. Wow. I don't think I've ever heard anyone criticize the Dalai Lama before. I must say, having just (mindfully) consumed a pitcher of Sam Adams, I had to remember to pause and think before I just responded out of sheer emotion. Although there are a number of holes one could poke in your comparison to the Pope, you do make an interesting point. I can only imagine that, all things being equal -which they're not- the Dalai Lama would be more than ready to hand over the reigns of Tibetan liberation if and when his "Lech Walesa" emerges. As an aside: one could also argue that the Chinese rape of the country and culture are, ironically, the most fruitful thing ever to happen to the religion. But that's a discussion for another (life)time. (Don't reply to any of the above. I won't get into it.) As for the original question, I'm not sure. Maybe it's a semantic issue, but how do you measure the "possibility" of something that escapes any current scientific explanation and is basically a matter of faith? How many angels can dance on the point of a needle? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  4. A couple?! Dude, you're being kind. The layout of that collage is: drunk picture/drunk picture/drunk picture/drunk picture/hammered picture/drunk picture/F*CKED THE F*CK UP PICTURE!/drunk picture/wedding (buzzed) picture /gearing up picture/"what the f*ck is that guy on"?! picture/drunker than the above picture picture/ and ..."oh yeah, he could actually fly a canopy" inset. ...And in every one a big, Down's Syndrome smile. ( Had to say it. HE would have!) Captures the man perfectly. If those sport-monopolizing c*nts hadn't turned down my credit card when they extorted my membership renewal, I'd have mine framed by now. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  5. I'm confused. (That's confused) What does your being an asshole have to do with not having a boogie? Let's say, for the sake of argument [*cough*] that you are. Does that mean all the previous Dublin Boogies never happened? Oh. The answer is D): "F*ckin' DUH!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  6. Sounds like some kind of poufy red cocktail doesn't it? {girly voice} "Could you put an extra cherry in my Robert Collins please..." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  7. Ohhhh.... TeamJenn is gonna get ya for that one. But, Re: Maroon 5, where's the "Must be stopped for the benefit of mankind" option?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  8. cherubic [che-roo-bik] {adj}: (eg: a "cherubic" grin) - apparently a synonym for "vaguely evil, sh*t-eatin' Damn, Bob! I didn't even know you had a last name! Nice promo. Of course, now that they can find you, I give it a week before the outstanding warrants and paternity suits from mothers of goofy, yellow-headed, red-faced "cherubic" kids start pouring in. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. [nods with rivalrous approval].....oh..hoh...hohhhh.....nice shot....Ya PeeWee Herman lookin' f*cker. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  10. You're partly excused on the basis of making an editorial reference to another thread. ...Your breasts will only be a B-cup. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  11. Call me an old fart, a caveman or an English language fetishist. It's all somewhat true, and nicer than what I'm usually called. But I still refuse to use "LOL" much less any of those other cutesy abbreviations that I feel are serving to render our already suffering language and written communication within it completely FUBAR. Sure I'll throw a "U" instead of "you" into a text, or employ a "WTF" if I'm in a hurry to say "What the F*CK!" (Even "WTF" seems more expressive and masculine than "OMG") But if you catch me using something like "IMHO" or "OMFG," you can rest assured that I'm suffering from some clear psychological SNAFU. Besides, has anyone ever really read a message in all of cyberspace that actually left them R-ing O T F, L-ing their MF-ing A O? What's left for us truly dedicated rant-ologists to turn to when gross hyperbole becomes commonplace? I say spell it out! I mean, you're already taking your eyes off the road and one hand off the wheel. Might as well push the envelope. Anyway, if you can recall my original question, feel free to respond. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  12. CONGRATULATIONS! You just gave birth to a bouncing baby pointless Bonfire thread! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  13. Poor thing must've run out of Corona. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  14. ....dude. Did you just use OMG?! Drop your nuts off at the nearest sports bar. Your tits are in the mail. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  15. I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you Keep your mouth shut, you're squawking like a pink monkey bird And I'm busting up my brains for the words [Now I know what I'll have on my iPod when I go out tonight] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  16. I'll take two patches and half a dozen stickers: enough for my two helmets, any future headgear, and one for ([tee-hee] Lee would HATE this) my GUITAR! (Whatever sticker design you settle on. I like the round one on the top right.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  17. Don't put yourself down like that. Lee's chin would NEVER fit on your ass! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  18. ..........................[pauses, opens mouth slightly, raises finger as if to say something thoughtful, then ponders some more]..........Dear Gahhddd! We need to find you a WOMAN!! I mean, I know I'm a pretty man, but I'm an UGLY b*tch! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  19. FFF*CKERR! I been drinking! Now my head hurts! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  20. Is it too late to rename this the "Idea for Billy Vance's Next Halloween Costume" thread? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  21. JEEEESUSSSSS!!!!! What is WRONNNGG with you people?!?!?! The obvious thing to do was NOT to respond to this thread! ZIP! NADA! NOTHING!!! Just keep bumping it without saying anything. Badfish Boy got it right. But everyone else missed a once in a lifetime chance at some gold medal ball busting. And how often do you even get that chance with Jello?! Am I gonna have to start teaching a clinic on How To F*ck With Your Friends 101?! Oh, I am SO disappointed in my so-called community! [ to the power of 100]. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  22. March, huh? Sure be a shame if someone tainted that by pulling a Dublin Boogie Takeover. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  23. Hey, that was an old video from my boys in Liverpool! Still think it's a sissy game?! And they don't wear cups like those cupcakes in the NFL! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is