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Hey laurel betcha 20 bucks I can tell ya where ya got your shoes!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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I get the ones my boss gives me every two weeks if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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I've gotten one friend to do a jump. got to do camara on that jump too!! i have it on tape some where. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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same here, I was thinking when did radio shack get into AAD's? if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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edit :oops!!!! wrong IE window if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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You forgot "hold my beer an' watch this...." if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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download mirc or any other irc client if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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nope typed it but i am looking for new material. lighten up people. and smile
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well i can see this thread is like a dull pencil now... it's lost it's point if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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funny thing look at is the booking dates. he must have his own personal cell. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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Mrs. Abdalla comes to visit her son Samir for 3 days in London where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki,a girl roomate. Mrs. Abdalla couldn't help but notice how pretty Samir's roommate was. She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Reading his mom's thoughts, Samir volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates." About a week later, Vikki came to Samir saying,"Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugarbowl. You don't suppose she took it do you? "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to Ramallah. Love, Samir" Several days later, Samir received an email from his Mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mom." if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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my dad always had good jokes he heard from work. i keep finding alot of them on the net now. plus i get alot in e-mails . if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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THE ROOSTER This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster for sale. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy: He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem." Well, Randy the Rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barn yard, giving the rooster a pep talk. "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money and, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer says with a chuckle. Randy seems to understand; so the farmer points toward the hen house and Randy takes off like a shot. Wham--- He nails every hen in there three or four times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. Wham---He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the barn with the pigeons; he's in with the ducks. Randy is jumping every fowl the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and upon awakening the next day finds Randy dead as a doorknob, still as a rock, in the middle of the yard. Vultures are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer." if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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yea i noticed that too... if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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Here's a good fark for you This guy has been arrested 804 times. also look at his mugshot gallery. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a horse behind the bar and decides to ignore it. While enjoying his drink he notices a large jar of money on top of the bar. Curious he asks the bartender, "hey, what's this jar of money for?" The bartender replies, "whoever makes that horse laugh can have that jar of money". " Mind if I try?" the man asks. "Sure go ahead" the bartender says. So the man walks aroud the bar and whispers something in the horses ear. The horse busted out laughing and the man walks over, picks up the jar of money and leaves. A couple of weeks later the man returns to find a new jar on the bar. "What's this jar of money for?" the man asked. "For anyone who can get that horse to stop laughing", the bartender replies. So the man walks aroud the bar stands in front of the horse for a minute. The horse immediately goes silent. The man turns, picks up the money and heads for the door. "Wait!" says the bartender. "I have to know what you've done to make that horse laugh so long, and then suddenly stop". "Well the first time I told him my d**k was bigger than his", he said. "Okay, so how did you stop him?" he asked. "I showed him!" the man replied. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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yep. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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me circa 1972 if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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Really!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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http://members.accessus.net/~tmcdonld/lighthse/Texas.htm I don't care if you are for of against the war this is simply amazing. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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got a headache from reading that.... if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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clicky!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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You have never been to kentwood. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site
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watching it if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site