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there is'nt a sheep forum yet clay so you'll have to wait if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

The Original Hollywood Squares TV Show > >These great questions and answers are from the days when game show >responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and dull as they are >now. (Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.) > >Q: Do female frogs croak? > >A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. > >Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how >high? > >A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. > >Q: True or false - a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. > >A: George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. > >Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a >woman? > >A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. > >Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's >really attractive, is it all right to come out directly and ask him if he's >married? > >A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. > >Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? > >A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. > >Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"? > >A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. > >Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands >while you are talking? > >A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter, and I'll >give you a gesture you'll never forget! > >Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? > >A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. > >Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get >any during your first year? > >A: Charley Weaver: Of course not; I'm too busy growing strawberries! > >Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score? > >A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. > >Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. >One is politics. What is the other? > >A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures. > >Q: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? > >A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. > >Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? > >A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out. > >Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a >goose do? > >A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark? > >Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? > >A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. > >Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the >habit of kissing a lot of people? > >A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! > >Q: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" >What does that mean? > >A: George Goebel: Cattle crossing. > >Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it? > >A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected! > >Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? > >A: Charley Weaver: A divorcée. > >Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, >what was he trying to do? > >A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. > >Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your >elephant? > >A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? > >Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? > >A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. > >Q: James Stewart did it over 20 years ago, when he was 41 years old. Now he >says it was "one of the best things I ever did." What was it? > >A: Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming. > >Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has >actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? > >A: Charley Weaver: His feet. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

nice vid michelle your a good voice for our commuinity(skydiving)and i liked the shirt!!!!! once again congrats!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

bud-weis-er if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Clay i thought you were olny in to loving sheep no acting like them! that was baaaaaaaad if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

this is what happens when your puter does drugs! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

but if ya do knock real fast and run away! He hates that! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Great to see ya here cajones sorry i missed ya all in rantoul(this lil brother is getting an education) hope to see ya all next year or sooner mapache rb#315 if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

420 cool jump # huh? that was my last jump421 comming soom!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

well come on down next year(the mardi gras boogie is fun too!!!) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

the door swinging open looking down and thinking sh*t could we go a little higher!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Subject: Why Athletes can't get real jobs > Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all > them kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to > copulate me." > ....................................................................... > > New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: > "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." > ....................................................................... > > And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own > mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, > I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." > ....................................................................... > > Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: > "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." > ....................................................................... > > Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in > football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman > Einstein." > ....................................................................... > > Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to > graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." > ....................................................................... > > Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up > alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then > line up in a circle." > ....................................................................... > > Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don > King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to Prison > for three years, not Princeton." > ....................................................................... > > Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color > photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell > my name, I can still find my clothes." > ....................................................................... > > Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of > heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the > morning regardless of what time it is." > ....................................................................... > > Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach > Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a > baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." > ....................................................................... > > Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, > what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't > know and I don't care.'" > ....................................................................... > > Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a > player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're > spending too much time on one subject." > ....................................................................... > > Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas > why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because > she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye." if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

im going to be there for awhile(ill be looking at threads too) it late but i dont have to work tomorrow! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

smart cat! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

no wish i was but wont have the time or monetary funds if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

mapache rodriguez brother since wffc 99' if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Gold coast skydivers Mosspoint MS skygirlpc why dont ya come over some time if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

im in there now but noboaby's home if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

thank you thank you im here in mondays and wensdays. good night! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

.95to 1 to match hooknswoop id have to jump a 37sq ft canopy(no thanks though)going to go down to a 95 though want a little better penatration into the wind on windy days btw i jump an icraus omega 120 if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

havin a bud.thats all. Nothing to see here move along....... if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Not to cut the thread short but......um nevermind if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

29 will be 30 in dec. look much younger act even younger!!!!