n2skdvn

A very flat Chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, "Scooby, Dooby, Doobies. I want bigger boobies." She did this every day faithfully for several months, and it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and as she sat on the bus she remembered that she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she was so proud of her new boobs she didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby, Dooby, Doobies. I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" Why, yes, I do. How did you know?" "Hickory, Dickory Dock . . ."

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in." if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

I hope she's bulding a mantel for all them trophys!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. Roadrunners don't say "Beep Beep" There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before. Possums will eat anything. Armadillos love to dig holes under tomato plants. Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Nothing will kill a mesquite tree. There are valid reasons some people put concertina wire around their house. You cannot find a country road without a curve from corner to corner. A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck. Texas has 6 seasons: Spring, Feb 16 to April 15 Summer, April 16 to July 15 (temp 90 to 98 Super-Summer, July 16 to Sept 10 (temp 100 to 115 Summer(still), Sept. 11 to Oct 1 (temp 90 to 98 degrees) Fall, Oct 2 to Dec. 1 Winter Dec. 2 to Feb 15 The wind blows at 90 MPH from Oct. 2 until June 25, then it stops totally until Oct 2. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. Graduating 1st in your class means you left in the 8th grade. Coldbeer is one word. People actually grow and eat okra. Texans really don't have an accent. When the world ends, only cockroaches and mesquite trees will survive. Green grass DOES burn. When you live in the country, you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night. The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first couple of weeks. When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to go to the doctor. Fixinto is one word. A tank is a dirt hole in the ground that holds water for irrigation. The word dinner is confusing. There's only lunch and then there's supper. Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2 (well that, and Dr. Pepper) Backards and forards means I know everything about you. 'Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You know you're in Texas when: 1. You measure distance in minutes. 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. 4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year. 5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store. 6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal. 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 8. You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car. 9. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is. 10. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco. 11. The local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for local gossip and sports. 12. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. (isn't it? - well I know dove season is!) 13. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 14. You find 100 degrees F "a little warm." 15. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas. 16. You know whether another Texan is from east, west, north or south Texas as soon as they open their mouth.(Boy, ain't that the truth!) 17. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more. 18. Going to Walmart is a favorite past-time known as " goin wal-martin" or off to "Wally World." 19. You describe the first cool snap (below 70) as good chili weather. 20. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Im 30 Yrs young

heres one of the cats at my house his names stich. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

have better spots when jumping!!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

your doing grest keep it up! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

nope it's too complicated!!!! btw what type battries does it take?? if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Ummmm ok....... if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

can i have the first lesson !!! i need a repack!!!!(reserve that is) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

heres the clicky for ya !!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

****bump***** working on a list guys, who else is going? if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

just curious..... if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

you still suck jt!!!!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

got any pics???? if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

hey bud sillycide(yes i think its silly to do it) is just plain stupid. ive had 3 friends commit to it . i think all of them were selfish for doing it. think of your friends and family. doing your self in is not an option. doing it while jumping is even dummer, i have seeen someone "go in" it is somthing i do not want to see again. if you are that disturbed get help. offing youself is not the way to go.just remember that people love you. do you want to take that from them? if this is a troll you've hit a nerve in me that runs deep and i do no appreciate it. if you are truthful then get help!!!! i dont like hearing about anyone getting killed in this sport. so rethink your life sillycide just aint worth it....... if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Make them [url "http://www.adrenalineexploits.com"]clicky [url] please!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

next we will be suing mc donalds over hamburgers for making us fat if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

I have that burner and it works great for me it comes with nero dvd witch works ok but i am looking for somthing that will make more profesional looking dvd's(ie chapters ect) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

Were you late to work today lisa????? j/k if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

the enjoyment of figuring it out i had the plate then decided to start using it as my screen name and yes i pay the 30$ every year if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

1000 a year for ins 150 for tag(30$ for personlized plate bonus if you can figure out what is says) 20 renewal (every 4 yrs) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

damn now i have a zz top song running through my mind if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site

know the feeling one of my favorite bars closed about 2 yrs ago. i had been going there since i was 21. just remember the place as it was. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site