Skymonkey13

Thanks Snowbird. I understand it now.

So in Canada, does a solo card mean you can only do solo's or what is the deal? How many license's do they have?

Even on a HAHO jump, you are not going to travel 250 miles. Unless your canopy gets snagged on a passing jet.

I think the did it because of the clue he left behind.

Just so you know, it was not from a Member or even a skydiver for that matter. But it won't happen again.

If you posted it without my permission but did not include my name, then nobody would know who wrote it. So why would that bother me? I could understand what your saying if i posted a name or address or something like that. Whats the difference between what i posted and someone sitting around a campfire saying "Hey , i know this guy that told me blah, blah, blah."? And please don't take this as me trying to argue with you because it is not intended that way. I just truley don't understand why it's wrong.

I did not post any names and if you knew this guy you would not be surprised.

Here's part of his email. This was wrote after he had already been caught in a couple if lies. QOUTE e-mail message deleted by Skymama. It is highly inappropriate to post personal messages and e-mails sent to you by other members without the explicit permission to do so from the sender. Please refrain from doing it in the future.

Oh, i know he's lying, but i just need to be able to show him the proof in front of everyone to shut his lying arse up. I already told him that if he was traveling any distance at all it would'nt be a HALO, because it wouldn't be a low opening. And that if you travel it's called Cross country. But i want to put him in his place for good.

OK here's the deal. I'm talking to this dude who is suppose to be going into the service (Airborne). This guy has been caught in so many lies already that it's pityfull. Any way, he's bragging about how he going to be getting to do a HALO. Now he got the altitude right (30,000 feet), but he is also saying that they do night HALO jumps where they travel 250 miles cross country at night under canopy. I would like to know if this is true. And if not, does anyone know of a web site i could show him to prove he's lying. Thanks

Very Cool

I met Wally Cleaver (Tony Dow) when i was drunk at a GO GO bar. Man did i give him hell. I remember i kept saying "Where's that effin Beaver?"

Beer Drinking Rules You are officially cut-off if you break any of these rules. There are no exceptions!! Rule 1001 - No Spillage Spilling any amount of beer will get you cut off and thrown out! You better come up with one hell of an excuse to get out of this one...especially if it's my homebrew!! Rule 1002 - No Dual Openers Anyone accidentally opening another beer, before finishing their current beer, is cut off. Rule 1003 - No Warm Brew Bringing warm (non-refrigerated) beer just pisses people off!! Rule 1004 - No Pretenders You either can or can't handle your beer -- 'nuff said. Rule 1005 - No Freeloading You may show up once without bringing your own supply. After that, you are cut off! Rule 1006 - No Quitters My favorite rule...if you pour it, you drink it!! People who leave half full bottles or pints of beer for me to clean up the next day should be shot, hung, stabbed, and then tortured! Rule 1007 - No Ghosting Forgetting where you left your beer is only forgiven if you don't break the "5 second rule." Remember where it is in 5 seconds or less and you may continue to indulge. Rule 1008 - No Illegal Dumping You know the type - this is the person who takes so long to finish their beer that it has become warm and flat. They try to sneak over to a bush or a sink and dump it out so they can go get a fresh refill. Please refer to Rule 1006. Rule 1009 - No Hyper-Pumpers Take it easy on the keg, you only need to pump it once or twice while the tap is OPEN...get it? Rule 1010 - No Carousing Under no circumstances may you hit on your buddy's spouse, UNLESS your buddy says it's okay! Rule 1011 - No Mine Sweeping There is no excuse for losing track of your beer and grabbing the closest beer as if it were yours...get your own! Rule 1012 - No Ahh Shits An ahh shit is what most of us say when we open the freezer and discover that we left the beer in there too long! We've all done it, but three "Ahh Shits" and you're outta here! Rule 1013 - No Butting Accidentally or purposely dropping a cigarette butt into an otherwise good beer will get you thrown out and chastised until the end of time! Rule 1014 - No Bring and Switch If you bring it, you drink it. Don't bring in some cheap-ass, knock off, $4.85 a case beer, and drink the other good beer in the house first. Rule 1015 - No Slamming Good Beer No slamming of quality ales or lagers! Good beer is ment to be enjoyed. You may however slam a Bud or a Coors (first beer only ) just to get the taste of the day out of your system. Then enjoy a real beer. Rule 1016 - Giving Head Is For Chicks If you pour a beer for someone too quickly, you just became "beer-bitch" for the night. Oh, yeah, and you're cut-off. Rule 1017 - No "Tapping" The act of "tapping" your bottle of beer atop the bottle of another person's beer, thereby causing a pressure reaction and a volcanic effect, thereby ruining a good beer. This rule may be violated only if you can buy a case of said beer for less than $5.00. Rule 1018 - Vomiting Vomiting In Bounds A beer drinker who vomits in a toilet, in bushes, or other area designated by the Host as "in bounds" shall not be penalized in any way, and shall receive kudos and honoraria if he continues drinking after vomiting in bounds. Vomiting Out Of Bounds A beer drinker who vomits on carpet, upholstered furniture, or other area designated by the hose as "out of bounds" shall be subject to penalties, including but not limited to: being dragged through own vomit, being stripped naked and left in the front yard, and paying for the cost of cleaining. Nevertheless, a beer drinker who vomits out of bounds and continues drinking may receive kudos and honoraria at the Host's discretion. Rule 1019 - No Updating There is no walking around saying "I'm so wrecked, this is my 8th." If you're sober enough to remember how many you've had, then you havent had enough!

Looks like Barney has some competition. LMAO

I got Rachel..woo hoo I would crawl butt naked through broken glass, through a Lion's den with a pork chop on my back for just one hour with her. I believe one hour would be all it would take to kill me. But it would take 10 morticians just to wipe the smile off my face and they would have to cut a hole in the top of the casket just to close it.

Looks like he's really chewing your arse in that one.

I was born on a Friday the 13th many moons ago. Good luck for me, bad luck for my folks.

My sympathies Carey

Better watch it Kim that statement could be taken more than one way.

Baboon eats childs Brains

It aint real love, but it aint Baaaad

LMAO

Most of my mail is Bill's. And if i ever see him i'll give him everyone of them.

Oh yea, i heard that it affects your memory, and something else, but i can't remember what it is.

I don't think that....oh hell, i forgot what i was going to say.