erikzero

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  1. Are you people crazy!!!! Atmonauti in not about a 45 deg. angle it is a way of life. I make eggs & french toast while in atmonauti. I shower while in atmonauti. I sleep with atmonauti. When I go to work and someone asks me a question my answer is ATMONAUTI. My underwear is not thundercats it is atmonauti. When I have sex I atmonauti. I eat atmonauti for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It is the pep in my step and the thrust in my hump. I ordered chinese food & they asked, would you like some atmonauti with you rice? This is for you ATMONAUTI!!!
  2. QuoteErik, I jump at the Ranch and did my AFF there. Saying Billy or Joe unplugged the wind meter to allow students to jump is a pretty serious accusation. I would bet my life the Tom Buchanan, Sonic or many other Ranch hands would quickly put a stop to that. As far as drinking or pot, I have not seen that during jumping. It may happen; but, I have not seen it. I will also remind you that the only alcohol related incident I know of happened at Crosskeys. That is not a reflection on Crosskeys. That was a bad decision on the part of a jumper and whoever else knew he was drinking. As far as statistically safer, prove it. Without numbers, it is just idle chatter. Back it up with real data. There is plenty if you want to make the effort. I think the issue that many people have with The Ranch is the "no rules" policy. We police ourselves. We have effective S&TA and a core group of people to guide the newbies and round up the renegades. If you screw up, you will know about it. And appropriate action will be taken. If you jump at The Ranch, you are expected to be responsible for your actions. Once you accept that, you will be fine. The Ranch is a family, it might be a little rough around the edges sometimes; but, there is always respect and caring for all skydivers. If you want water training, the pond always has water you just need an instructor there to give the training. I would bet there are a few people going to jump on Good Friday. Give them a call 845.255.9538 Brian __________________________________________________ OK you have 1 year in the sport you are the man you know it all. hahahahahahhahaa. Don't be a fool. I started jumping in the ranch in 1999 and I have seen, I REPEAT!!!!! I HAVE SEEN THEM DO THIS!!!!!!!!!. So shut the hell up!!!!!! This was in the past. People change & things change. Since you cut of the bottom of my post I will copy & paste it for you. ------>This is what I have seen and I choose not to return to that dropzone. I meet up with many people who still jump at the ranch & they say it has gotten better. I am sure people are doing these things on every dz it is up to you. So just be as safe as you can.
  3. QuoteI have seen many of the things you have seen, at the Ranch and at many different Dropzones, including CK. It is not my intention to bash or trumpet one DZ over another, I simply asked Vertifly to provide the source of his "Statistics". P.S. Yes, Billy Richards is a crazy bastard: He's on medication and it appears to be working Good to hear he is doing something about it.
  4. Sorry to cut in but I agree with vertifly. I did my aff & spent 1 season at the ranch. I that DZO is one crazy bastard. I have seen him unplug the wind meter so aff students would not see they were jumping in over 15mph winds. I have seen many people at the ranch smoking pot & drinking then getting on loads. I now jump a x-keys & sussex. This is what I have seen and I choose not to return to that dropzone. I meet up with many people who still jump at the ranch & they say it has gotten better. I am sure people are doing these things on very dz it is up to you. So just be as safe as you can.
  5. hey vertifly If you need to waste your time you can look at all useless posts diablopilot made on dz . com. I am sure you can waste more than 5 min. By the time you are done you just might be dead.
  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!! If I start trouble she deletes my posts. I gave up. for now that is.
  7. QuoteDude, causing trouble makes it more fun She kicked me off one time for causing trouble.
  8. Winter sucks! Would have had more footage but someone doesn't know how to charge a video camera. We had to find another outlet until the season starts
  9. Now starring Vertifly!!!!!! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5846246942591984406
  10. QuoteWhere did you find that? I'd like to see the full size picture.Quote I don't remember the site but that is the actual size. Here is link to a pic & story. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,251-1987623,00.html
  11. Just wait till you hit 200 jumps, you get tea bagged by the DZO.
  12. How about a mother fucking flipity do da. I have nothing to do at work. SORRY
  13. Those rocket boots would be great for a camera flyer. You could get so many cool angles, and move around the sky so fast you wouldn't miss a thing. You could exit last, then fly up to every group that exited before you one after the other. YES, I AM DREAMING.
  14. You could name it after Ron. http://www.ecfreefly.com/phpgallery/index.php?category=15 Like "Ron's play house" Just a thought...
  15. erikzero

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    QuoteChuck Norris once beat Terry Schiavo in a staring contest. ------------------------------------------------------------ speaking of Chuck Norris check this out I found it rather humorous. http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/121032590.html
  16. QuoteYou don't think this is worth a trip to California? Sheesh! ------------------------------------------------------------ With the cash I would spend to go to cali. I can pay people to fuck in front of me. It is a Great offer If you are in cali..
  17. I just realized that nicole sheridan has got to be a million-air by now. Why doesn't she just get a shitload of tunnel time and coach jumps and offer us a studio tour for free?
  18. QuoteI think everyone is so boggled that we have our very own adult film stars that they failed to notice your offer. ------------------------------------------------------------ I would love to take her up on that offer but i live in new jersey
  19. More cushion for the pushin