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pot noodles "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

my mate has recently made about £50.00 selling 2 pairs of his smelly work socks, that you could smell through the plastic bag some dutch guy bought both pairs and offered him a further £100 if he would lets say, include some freshly squeezed bodily fluid in them, he declined his offer apparently. "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

if you're there during the next 2 weeks, please find my jammy ass buddies from the UK, Neil Doar & Luke Vickers who have gone without me and say ; "Fletch's face, bothered, not" i mean who actually wants to do 10 jumps a day in the glorious sunshine, and then drown in pitchers of stella at night, only to wake up and have to do more jumps. im so glad i'm working 12 hours a day, on site, in the rain, its great have a good one guys, may the farce be with you "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

yea, the t-shirts great until you bump into a vampire that loves fast food "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

how come all these virgins know so much about it "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

its a bit like sticker book collecting is'nt it ? got, got, got, need, swapsys ! oh no its not, nobody ever 'needed' one "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

there is no choice for ; i collect them "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

either ; 1. ask him why he has'nt tried to kiss you yet 2. snog his face off 3. kiss his best mate to see if he reacts 4. kiss one of your girlfriends and see if his trousers react. "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

Money=Jump tickets/repacks/new kit/cypres services/BEER=Happiness "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

Dear Boobies. stop staring at my eyes all the time Dear Bill Gates / Donald Trump (or any capitalist monkey with more cash than the rest of the world) lend all Dropzoners some cash you greedy non skydiving lay abouts so we can all jump for free for a year or two, we are quite prepared to buy you a beer or two Dear Canon my lovely new eos 350d keeps missing off peoples heads on my tracking dive pictures , dont make me have to fit a sight, invent a better camera that works the same as firefox did. Dear 'the bit of my life in which no skydiving took place, despite only living 20minutes from a dropzone' WTF were you doing instead ! oh yea, Dear Wife can we get divorced, this relationship is really screwing with my skydiving plans, 'when are we doing this' 'when are we doing that' i have no idea love, should get 5 in tho' if the weather stays nice "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

sorry .....bored..... made ya look, dirty duck

1. Whats your name? Fletch 2. How old are you? 32 + 3/4 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? it was on my list of things to do before your 30, little did i realise that once was definately not going to be enough 4. Are you single or taken? co habitting 5. Do you have kids? 4 of them, 2 girls age 11 + 6, 2 boys age 9 + 6 months 6. What do you drive? a family estate car of course 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? not yet, i still pass to quickly / jump with my mates who wouldn't be in for that kinda thing 8. Where do you live? Ilkeston ( its a rubbishy backward town between Nottingham and Derby, UK ) 9. Do you have any pets? i allow spiders to live around the house rent free, they feed themselves on passing flies 10. How many jumps do you have? 289 11. What color eyes do you have? green 12. What is your nationality? British 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? nope 14. Favorite Movie? the life of brian / fight club 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? work and think about skydiving 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? not yet, but there is a 1000 ft Aerial 3 miles from my home DZ 17. If not... err yes 18. Do you have siblings? 1 x brother, 1 x sister, 1 x step bro 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? outer space man !! 20. What's your favorite color? blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Arizona "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

my mate dreamt he'd landed a pilot chute in tow, by flaring it ??? with the bridle.... i had a mal dream the other night and woke quite chuffed with my dreamland emergency drills "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

is it possible then that anyone born through the process of caesarian section may be disadvantaged in some way ? "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

frenchy68's signature seems to hold some clues "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

see...... but how may do you have to break to learn to do that with it ! "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

www.webtechgeek.com/Hydro-Foam.htm i want one too "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

check out Marco & Gi's website - www.atmonauti.com Gi can do it with style "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

"Now, there is a popular cliff site near E...b....e which has a nice steep slope as well as the cliffs ...." come on now, fill in the gaps, i never could do the countdown conundrum thanks guys for your suggestions, i'll keep you posted on progress and / or casualties. "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

Anybody from UK know of any 'safe' ( term used very,very loosely) sites to 'attempt' ( correct term used ) to launch canopys from ? without meeting any fences,pylons,cows, angry farmers etc. any advice like "don't do it unless (your mate is filming it ) etc..." would be helpful too. is there a ground lauching fatality site i should know about? "skydive, i will" Yoda "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda

was at Eloy for 2 weeks during the Thanksgiving Boogie,first dropzone abroad, first camera jumps with mates,first balloon jump (@sunrise) , few coach jumps with jeffro,first wingsuit jump, first proper free-flying, had to leave on Dec 3rd, spend 4 days working in rainy thomasville near rainy Baltimore with no lift available to get me to Pennsylvania dropzone, travel for 12 hours back to the UK, go back to work the next day, work through Christmas reading posts about how great the holiday boogie was!, go to Langar, jump in minus 20 with 25mph winds, 2 jumps in 1 whole day, now my cypres needs its 4 year service before i can jump again, wife is full term with child number 4, he's (no name yet )still in the stand position and refuses to adopt the more stable ( in this case ) headdown position. " i got blues, their multipyin' " oh well at least my cypres will only take 3 weeks, summers here in 5 months, and i can now film a stunt birth with my new camera helmet with both hands free to support the wife / pass-on the gas and air. and i know there are lots of firsts up there but i'm also skint......lol i find that the 250 photo's and 5 hours of video i got help me to cope but can sometimes produce erratic effects on the ol' lady "Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda