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  1. Congratulations on your 452nd post. What are you doing for your 453rd? This ad space for sale.
  2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pass me the crack pipe when you're done with it. This ad space for sale.
  3. Tiesto This ad space for sale.
  4. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Darwinism at its greatest. The main reason we don't need handgun laws is so dumbshits can kill themselves. This ad space for sale.
  5. Hang in there. We've all been there before. I did my first fifteen over 8 months, then had to lay off for a few years while i finished school .... as soon as you've graduated and have money and time, you'll be back in in a heartbeat. also, realize that when everything seems to be the worst it can be, there's no where to go but up. it's more depressing at the top, since there's nowhere to go but down. .... This ad space for sale.
  6. Definitely. Go check out Viv Thomas's lesbian porn. Very high-quality porn. Something Jesus himself wouldn't mind jerking off to. This ad space for sale.
  7. I fly a slow parachute like crap. This ad space for sale.
  8. Only 5-6 times a month? I get laid by a different girl very day. I just go down this one alley with a little bag of crack and voila! no effort at all. This ad space for sale.
  9. ok so i'm still confused. what exactly is the tuck? This ad space for sale.
  10. Hey, that's kinda like Scientology. I wonder if I'm gonna get attacked for making this post. This ad space for sale.
  11. Actually, this is more like the Monty Python skit (in the Holy Grail, I believe) where the two soldiers have a battle, and one of them gets his arms and legs chopped off, but doesn't quit fighting. Eventually, the other guy just gets tired of the bullshit and walks off. You want to hear it from me? Alright, Mr2mk1g is not suicidal. There you go. Speaking of reading comprehension, "one person's retarded rambling" does not imply that the person is retarded, it states that the rambling is retarded. Big difference. Of course, I'm sure we don't want to be bounded by grammatical rules either; you probably know better what I meant to say. This ad space for sale.
  12. In the smaller towns they are. I'm walking distance from about six different bars, sucks though that those aren't the ones I like going to. This ad space for sale.
  13. That's the same advice given to me by an ex-cop. He said that when they pull you over they have no evidence on you. If you fail a breathalyzer, you're f*cked. If you walk and stumble, they have it on video and you're f*cked. If you refuse cooperation, you'll get arrested and taken to jail, and then they'll video you in jail answering some questions. That's the only evidence they have against you, and since you're just leaning against a wall, you can probably pass off being sober, and a jury will let you go. You'll lose your for six months for not cooperating, but it's no DUI. Then you go into the DMV, say, look, I need to be able to drive to work, I didn't get a DUI, blah blah, and they'll say, ok, you can drive to work and home ... and you've esentially gotten your driving priveleges back. Edit: I'm catching up on the thread. I am in Florida, so that makes sense. This ad space for sale.
  14. If you make copies, I'll buy one. That's badass! This ad space for sale.
  15. He's using artistic freedom in the Da Vinci Code. Very little of it is actually trrue ..... but it makes a good story. This ad space for sale.
  16. It's not. it's just one person's retarded rambling trying to make a long thread. Someon should hijack this thread and turn it into another Dublin thread. This ad space for sale.
  17. I think you forgot sex in that list. A good cook is also nice. This ad space for sale.
  18. Are you fucking shitting me? You can't go about redefining the English language so your argument fits. I'm not debating anymore because it's like speaking to a brick wall, and I am on the verge of making posts that would be considered personal attacks. As I refuse to not go down that route, this ends it. This ad space for sale.
  19. yeah, we do it all the time. last time i was out at sebastian, more than half the laod was doing hop n pops at altitude. This ad space for sale.
  20. That would be wicked. Have a camera slightly tilted on one side of the room attachedf to a projector, projecting onto the other side of the room. it's be weird as hell. you could see what happened a few seconds before. This ad space for sale.
  21. I would buy three islands in the caribbeabean or mediterranean. Make one my home. Turn the other two into resorts. One island will be very relaxing (massages, hot tubs, whatever the hell nice relaxing resorts have.) The other will be all extreme sports kinda things. I'll buy this vertical wind tunnel , put a dropzone on there, get some bouldering or climbing spots, bungee jumping. Of course there will also be scube diving, deep sea fishing (if I can). If there's snow available, I'd like to have ski/snowboard spots as well, and then whatever else. And any customer of either resort would be free to go to the other one. It would be the greatest resort ever. Then I'd have a pet monkey to be be my beer refiller, and I'd have to hire a nice twenty-year-old girl to be my personal ball washer. (credits to lewis black for the last one.) This ad space for sale.
  22. to own an island in the caribbean This ad space for sale.
  23. not necessarily. If they are friends, doesn't need to mean that. Also there are many times where I've asked gals out innocently, since i dont really know them at all. I sometimes i guess it's to see if there is an interest. physically attraction isn't all what it's about...... just 99% of it Well, yeah, discount friends. I've gone out to dinner with friends girlfriends, and that's all it was ... but I'm referring to the others ... the ones you don't really know. you said you were seeing if there was interest on their end ... and that essentially means you were at least somewhat interested enough that if it's mutual, it might be worth a shot. but of course, there's always exceptions. as i'm writing this, i keep remembering other times this didn't really fit ... so i dunno This ad space for sale.
  24. why can't more women be like you
  25. I'll second that; except I'll add that you're intelligent too. This ad space for sale.