unformed

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  1. Nope, its not what you say, its what you quote. Quoting the entire post you're replying to and then quoting again the individual parts you are addressing is not only a complete waste of space, it makes your posts very difficult to break down. It's a tactic in debating. If the other party isn't going to bother reading your posts, then hey can't argue back, and you win. This ad space for sale.
  2. mmmmmmmmmmm super glue! This ad space for sale.
  3. I want an island in the Caribbean or the Mediterranean - preferably both, along with a shack in Costa Rica. This ad space for sale.
  4. Don't forget the tabasco. This ad space for sale.
  5. Hey, someone's taking a picture ... Pose! This ad space for sale.
  6. He's with me. Why is the arrow pointing up? This ad space for sale.
  7. Take 1 million dollars bills, and light it on fire.... cuz how people can say they've literally burned one million dollars? This ad space for sale.
  8. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Where's me rum! This ad space for sale.
  9. unformed

    My turn

    A kindergarten teacher was explaining to her class that she was an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asked her students if they were Colts fans. Now, the kids didn't know what a Colts fan was, but surely they all wanted to be one too, so all the kids' hands shot up, that is, all but one. So, the teacher asked little Miss Suzie, "Why aren't you a Colts fan?" And little Suzie proclaimed, "Because I'm a Chicago Bears Fan!" "And why are you a Chicago Bears fan?" the teacher asked. "Because my mom and dad are Chicago Bears fans" So the teacher replied, "Well, that's no reason t obe a Bears fan. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, then what would you be?" And little Miss Suzie promptly replied, "Then I'd be an Indianapolis Colts fan!" This ad space for sale.
  10. gonzales quickly learned not to call calvin billy, especially when he's holding a devastation-causing ice launcher This ad space for sale.
  11. Man! Did I remember to turn the stove off? This ad space for sale.
  12. Wild Turkey Rare Breed. This ad space for sale.
  13. Okay, I didn't mean it! Please .. don't run me over! This ad space for sale.
  14. How do you know it was a female driver.... HUH~!? g He got run over! Of course, it's a she! Men can drive! This ad space for sale.
  15. First place in the "What The Fuck Is This?" Section in Fourth Annual Kindergartener's Art Contest. This ad space for sale.
  16. Okay I got a stunner for ya: Why did the kindergartener cross the road? To get to the other slide. This ad space for sale.
  17. goddamn you're evil... This ad space for sale.
  18. Can I please have a cigarette? Please..... I'll lick your face if you do. It has never been proven to have any negative physical effects. This ad space for sale.
  19. Back in the old days, back when I was a kid ... we didn't have unleaded gas .... We used to have to crank out the lead from our gasoline every morning in the freezing cold .... and this was before global warming, back when winters were actually cold! This ad space for sale.
  20. Hello Johnson. Can I borrow your .... spatula? This ad space for sale.
  21. Actually, I don't any straws, so I never tried that. And I don't own any sugar so I didn't try that either. I just ate a couple scoops of peanut butter and drank a lot of water and went to sleep. It's not completely gone ... but almost ... This ad space for sale.
  22. THIS IS MY WAR FACE!!!!!!!!! This ad space for sale.
  23. Oh yeah....get a bag of mushrooms and go to the Van Gogh Museum.... This ad space for sale.
  24. THEY'RE CURED! WOOHOO -------------------- I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This ad space for sale.
  25. fuck man ... so how's you get rid of them? This ad space for sale.