kbordson

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  1. Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both together... put the lime in the coconut, den you feel better.... put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em all up... put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning..... (or use ginger)
  2. Procrastinating.... so is that why you and Gail haven't married yet? or is it cuz she quit drinking?
  3. Agreed, you're not a dude, and I did laugh. That was some messed up funny shit! (or is this just a tricky plan to try to get me to prove that I'm not a dude?)
  4. Meh, I was here. Sometimes you just have to take the good with the bad. I good rule of thumb: if a dude posts it, dont open it. HEY!!!! I might be "one of the guys".... but I'm not a dude. (besides.... I got so many pm's about how wonderful that link was!!!)
  5. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. actually not a single one... so either they all know what I do "professionally" or they're just skerid. Are you talking about her day job, or that "Other" work she does? I'd say "SHHHHHH!" But.... you don't have the choice on that anymore, do ya?
  6. Have to agree here. It's because of that last post you made in the other thread.... the that gonzo lost that that benjamin.... but keep the bet going and do the double or nuttin'.
  7. arrrrr? No pirate ships! What about pirate ninjas? Pirate-ninjas.... sounds like an oxymoron. Pirates - loud, boisterous, rum swilling blokes Ninjas - stealthly, slinent, hot tea drinking types. So together you would have loudly silent, boisterously stealthy, hot rum favored tea drinkers.
  8. You boarding the New Amsterdam ship ? Nope... I was being a bit silly last night (watching old songs on youtube, over tired and a little alcohol) and the New Amsterdam reference is cuz even Old New York was once New Amsterdam.... why they changed I can't say... people just like it better that way..... I'm going to NYC for the first part of the week, then headed south... but no ships (not even a pirate ship )
  9. Flying into Fayettvile next Thrus, leaving Sunday. Don't know exactly when I'll be at the dz, but it's probably a safe bet that I'll find my way there.
  10. Oh, the PMs you must be getting from people who don't know what you do professionally. actually not a single one... so either they all know what I do "professionally" or they're just skerid.
  11. Vacation in two days!! Going to old New York! (would rather go to Constantinople... ) Would have enjoyed the XKeys Ren Fest... but just can't do that. So instead, spending time in the big apple, visiting dear friends and then off to Raeford. Vacation will be VERY nice. (no pager, no charting, no partners)
  12. whats that song about a lime and a coconut? Call the Dr. Woke her up. Said "DOCTOR, is there nothing I can take?" said "DOCTOR, to relieve this bellyache?"... Love that song!! Coconut
  13. I use quite a bit of KY with my profession... I could send you some.
  14. What way? Nekkid? Sorry, had a few bondage issue to take care of during the reply and didn't finish it correctly . . . So . . . Look at it THIS WAY . . . No not a good idea to be naked all the time Should not be allowed to wear clothes OK... but what if one of those in the "should not be allowed to wear clothes" group was always nekkid (not that I'm comparing myself to them)... but lets just use them as the example. If one of them was always nude - watching TV, opening the peanut butter, paying the bills.... would it just become "ordinary" and "no big deal" and no longer sexy?
  15. Last time you saw me, three years ago today, we talked about what to do in a couple of weeks.... we laughed, smiled and a quick hug before the goodbye.... Last time I saw you, two years and 358days ago.... again... a goodbye. Three years - funny how it can seem like a blink of an eye, but be an eternity.
  16. well.... so then you didn't want to know? I'm so confused.
  17. Well?!!!!! OK... just cuz turtle wanted to know. Nope. No "saggy" factor. 36C and I can still pass the pencil test. (but... kinda suprisingly, there are quite a few votes for the "not showing off the goods.")
  18. My thoughts too.... I wonder about his parents and the lessons he learned in his nine short years about tormenting beasts. I'm sure his mon and dad must be horrified and in great pain.... but I still wonder how he got there and where was the supervision of this child.
  19. Just a curious thought.... cuz sometimes it's nice just being "comfortable." But, I was just wondering, if having a constant view of something makes it less sexually appealling and just more.... everyday. Thoughts (and no... I won't post pictures )
  20. Which was named first... the color "orange" or the fruit? And why aren't bananas named "yellows" (or would it be greens)? Or apples, "reds"?
  21. When I was in I was specificially told (and signed a safety briefing bullet note) not to Skydive, Paraglide, Scuba Dive, Rappel, Rock Climb, Race Vehicles (cars or motorcycles). There may have been other things on that... but that was almost 15 years ago. The memory fades.