kbordson

YEAH!!!! Congratulations!

GGGRRRRRRRRRR! I am quite annoyed with my 22yo stepson. He refuses to call his mom and even just say "Hi." to her. OK... so maybe she wasn't the most supportive or caring of types. But she wasn't abusive (at the most, maybe a little neglectful), she does care (in her own way) and most importantly - she is his mother. I think he could at least take 5 minutes to call her and say "I'm still alive." He doesn't have to say "I love you" or tell her about his life, but at least a phone call. GGGRRRRRR. Why are boys so difficult?!

My mom didn't give a lot of "advice" nor did she try to control or influence who I would become. But everything I am is because of her guidance. She was (and is) always kind, sweet, listening and understanding. She never says anything mean against another but doesn't really criticize me when I do (except to say "Now, Kono.... be nice"). She always just said "I just want my girls happy." She did however threaten to sell me to the gypsies a few times when I was being especially troublesome.... not that I ever was .

Nope, not Dr. Ruth. But if you want me to use that voice... I guess I can fake it. (but, for the record - Dr. Ruth is a very cool old lady. She was a sniper in WWII.) And I do want to say that I appreciate all the replies. Nothing like talking about sex.... unless it's maybe skydiving - but we wouldn't do that on this forum.

I was just at Raeford and didn't see it. Where was it in Aviators? Can you attach a copy of it here?

Just one? You're not a multiple type, are you?

With all the sex (or lack there of) threads and the conversation with a patient yesterday (she had only had a TOTAL of one orgasm in her life).... started me thinking. (and yes, I did a search - thus the resurection of the Happy Orgasm Day thread from 2005) Here's the question: Females: Have you ever had an orgasm (honestly - not the faking it ones)? Do you have one every time? Are you capable of mulitple orgasms? Men - same questions... but I bet I can guess the answers.

How could I have forgotten THAT holiday?! Guess I'll just have to celebrate in a belated fashion.

now I had to go and get me some strawberry rhubarb pie...... mmmmmm..... pie. sweet.... tart..... YUMMY! (I'll worry about the calories later!)

Usually not... but if she has tonsilitis and it's due to one of the herpes (can be caused by HSV1) ... this can be transmitted to you if you come in contact with the lesions Hmmm never knew that was a herpiesvirus note the can be Tonsilitis just means an infection of the tonsils, what causes it can vary - per the ENT website

Usually not... but if she has tonsilitis and it's due to one of the herpes (can be caused by HSV1) ... this can be transmitted to you if you come in contact with the lesions

Still standing by the statement that it might be a while before you're up and running. Not trying to get in a pissing contest with Lindsey (Note: I'm not trying to say that she doesn't know what she's talking about and fully acknowledging the fact that I'm an OB/Gyn...) but I would go by what the ENT sources would say... siince tonsilitis is their field. But still - keep in close contact with your doctor. Let them know how you are feeling and whether they think you should come in or not. Different areas have different "bugs" going around and the "flu"s that we get here might be different from what is in your area. Your Dr would know though... Doesn't mean you have to go in every day and pay $200 each time you pass go... just make sure you communicate with them about how you're doing.

If you read the link that I had in my post.... this might last up to 2wks . Even with proper treatment. Sometimes it just takes time for the body to fight those nasty bugs. Hopefully you have someone to spoil you and at least make you feel better psychologically if not physically (and remember, endorphins are very helpful..... so if you have the stregth and desire.... just don't kiss her and give her the same bug!!! )

Hey now... she only THEATENED to sell me to the gypsies. (it's not that they didn't want me ) All the "mom's " in my life got flowers and cards and sappy lil notes telling them how wonderful they truly are!!

Call the doctor today. And just to repeat it... Keep taking the levaquin. Take the ibuprofen and hydrocodone on a regular basis for the first few days for the discomforts. Liquids, whatever works (hot tea, cool water, popsicles, chicken noodle soup) If you have trouble breathing - go to the ER. Here's more info on Tonsilitis I hope you start feeling better soon.

That's FUNNY!!! But... you forgot to mention that in addition to the folic acid and zinc, there should be a bit of pineapple juice in the diet. Not that I'm saying anything -

ohhh.... thats a set up for pain and tears! Just cuz I would think a picture is sexy doesn't mean someone else would... and so if someone posts something really nice, but someone else doens't think it might qualify as "sexy".... pain and tears - but as far as my opinion of sexy It depends on the image you're trying to project: strong and alluring sweet and innocent Keep things more to the imagination and, as noted above black and white adds a touch of grace and art to the image Here's an example of the strong, "you know you want me" look

Made me go back and look at the pics that I posted. ooops... I was flashing a sign in one of them edti cuz my fingers studdered

I would have even brought an eclair to keep you happy.... but going to the Museum of Sex with my friend Tanja was fun too and Slappie - if you post it on the internet, it's hard to call it a "secret"

Can you blame a guy that's going on 3 mos w/o getting his pipes cleaned? Not that I would have cleaned your pipes... cuz well, .... I wouldn't have. But you didn't call me when I wanted to tag up with you in NYC... so I'm thinking you're just a whining.

Since we're posting entertaining jokes.... Funny Tube Drivers on the London Underground The London underground subway system is referred to by Brits as "The Tube." Below are genuine announcements made by Tube drivers on the London Underground. - At Camden town station (on a crowded Saturday afternoon): "Please let the passengers off the train first. Please let the passengers off the train first. Please let the passengers off the train first. Let the passengers off the train FIRST! Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like Sardines, see if I care, I'm going home." - "Ladies & Gentleman, upon departing the train may I remind you to take your rubbish with you. Despite the fact that you are in something that is metal, fairly round, filthy and smells, this is a tube train for public transport and not a trash bin on wheels." - "Beggars are operating on this train, please do NOT encourage these professional beggars, if you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity, failing that, give it to me." - "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction." - "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from elbow and backside syndrome, not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further informat! ion as s oon as I'm given any." - "Please mind the closing doors..." The doors close... The doors reopen. "Passengers are reminded that the big red slidey things on the side of the train are called the doors. Let's try it again. Please stand clear of the doors." The doors close... "Thank you." - "Ladies and Gentlemen do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. I felt sadly let down by the fact that none of you sent me a card! I drive you to work and home each day and not even a card. The bad news is that there is a point's failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means that we probably won't reach our destination. We may have to stop and return. I won't reverse back up the line - simply get out walk up the platform and go back to where we started. In the mean time if you get bored you can simply talk to the man in front or beside you or opposite you. Let me start you off: Hi, my name's Gary how do you do?" - "I am sorry about the delay, apparently some nutter has just wandered into the tunnel at Euston. We don't know when we'll be moving again, but these people tend to come out pretty quickly...usually in bits." - "Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean 'throw yourself or your bags into the path of the closing doors!'" - "Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the delay, but there is a security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time together. All together now '99 bottles of beer on the wall....'." - "To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to board the second carriage - what part of 'Stand Clear of the Doors' don't you understand?" - "We are now travelling through Baker Street, as you can see Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that." - During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver announced in a West Indian drawl: "Step right this way for the sauna, ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunately, towels are not provided." Toyota Commercial that got Banned in the U. S.

Dirty Knife: $15 ER visit: $hospital write off Cool staples: $10 (at home depot) swooning skychicks.... Priceless

So... that was taken...... 10 minutes ago?

I was going to post a comment almost EXACTLY like yours Great minds....

Just finished chatting with one of the kind ladies at the Pasco Co Health Dept. If under the age of 60, the tetnus is $50 at the health department. The "tetnus" day is Tuesdays, but Monday is a walkin clinic day so today would be ok too. But since yours is "current" .... (but... If I were you, I would probably err on the side of caution and get a booster)