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    Let me guess.... 25% of the bill of the free beer and free food? hell no 50% You don't believe in tipping.... but over tipping!! (we will fail to note that this is a percentage of ZERO)
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    Let me guess.... 25% of the bill of the free beer and free food?
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    I don't think I want to know... Sometimes people just accidently sit on lightbulbs or glass jars or ... other interesting things... and then need help with the removal of said object....
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    It was great fun! But... I wouldn't recommend going off the track. It throws dirt on it and then they have to close it down to clean it off... and then the owner comes to chat with you (but he was REALLY a great guy. Asked me to stick out my hand and I thought he was going to slap the back of it... instead he was impressed that it wasn't shaking ... so he took me in a ride in his car on the new track.... and proceded to take one of the turns too fast and too wide as well... and went off the track. Made me feel a lot better knowing that he does it too!)
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    Here are a couple of ideas. When I'm in Dallas, TX, I like to go: TacPro MotorSport
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    Not that I'm advocating lying to your dr... but face it... House is right. "All patients lie." There are some reasons where skydiving accidents become "falling off the roof" or high velocity penetrating injuries are from a "lawnmower that must have thrown a rock" (as long as fragments of metal aren't still implanted so dig those out at the range) or implanted objects are just "sat on" There's an art to saying what happened without admitting a thing.
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    Gail.... that can be SO misread. (shakes head)
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    Pussy's are self cleaning. Do not douche! Now... as far as the kitty, good luck. Mine hated it! Lots of yeowlling and crying. And I even tried to be nice about it.
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    - the answer is 42.
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    Then someone else stole your user-ID and posted there under your name. In her defense, those threads MAY have started in the bonfire and been moved to SC.
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    Thank you! But... google does make it easy. (Even though I do kinda have books and biographical DVD's on the dude)
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    - but.... shhhhhhhhhhhh! (whisper) there is some mixing...... look above. There are posts (and even pictures) of guns here in the bonfire, cuz if you link it with "hot chicks" or "boobies" or (ok... not hugs... that's just odd) then it can stay here in the bonfire. (but if you just post the gun itself... then it's speakers)
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    Initial Essay on Daylight Saving. Letter to the Editor of the Journal of Paris, 1784
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    HEY! Don't kick Ben. He's one of my heros! OK... not all of his ideas were as great as others.... but he was one smart dude!
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    I love the way you Brits say "naughty"!!! You like the Brits' naughty bits? Ummm.... I didn't quite say that.
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    I always liked charting when you move the clock, or more amusingly... babies being born. One is born at 1:45 before changing the clock, then next is born half hour later, but the time is documented 1:15.
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    I love the way you Brits say "naughty"!!!
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    Voted... "not in the top 1000" YET.... but just wait
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    Which is which?
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    But... without google or imdb, can you name the movie?
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    And she probably doesn't even know about arugula. Even Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli knows "It's a vegetable."
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    Another good bottle opener
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    I have a few patients that have my personal cell phone number, but then there are some that I would be worried about giving it to. For example - the step father of one of my patients paged me at 4:30 in the morning demanding that her labor be induced because she was 39weeks (one week before her due date even!) He was threatening and quite an ass. (and I believe drunk... but it's hard to confirm that over the phone.)
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    I wasn't there when she made those brownies... but she claimed that she used her breastmilk. And yes, she did tell people. Most of us thought it was gross, but surprisingly, some people actually tried them.