Amanduh

EWWWWWWWWWWWW RED MEAT!!! Chicken's good though!

My favorite band is playing out there tonight. They are from Austin, TX and TOTALLY rock out. If you can make it please go and check 'em out! http://www.cruiserweight.com You can check out one of their videos here: http://www.cruiserweight.com/video/Cruiserweight.mov heres directions to the show tonight in the chicago...It's at the Wheaton Imperial Theatre. http://www.wheatongrand.org/directions.html If anyone goes..tell the hot guitarist Erny that he still promised me a skydive! And Stella is the coolest chick in the world! You will definately get a great show!

NIIIIICCCEEEEEEE

Does that mean I should bring a Bridgette doll along? LMFAO

YOU ARE TOO CUTE!! And why did you just call me and hang up PUNK!?

Otay!! COME TO SKYFEST!

LMFAO!!! WOOHOOOO!!! Tell him "HOWDY" for me! Make sure you take really good care of him too! I need him in one piece when I get there!

Lisa, are you taking care of my Alan? He should be there now.

Dayum boy..you must got some money! HOW YOUUUUUUUUU DOIN?? Can I transfer funds to Spaceland? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k I wouldn't expect you to buy me a jump! Thanks for the offer though, I just wanted to try to make you laugh earlier...and seriously...I WAS doing the hokey pokey in my office today! I think my coworkers think I've gone nuts! ..wait..nevermind..I am NUTS!!

PREACH ONNNNNN BROTHA SHREK!! Look for me Wednesday!!!

But what if I want to play in the rain????

LMFAO! Turtle...I'll let you snap a picture of that face Saturday night and can you copyrite it HAHAHAH!! I love it I love it I love It!1! PAAWWEEEASSEEEEEEEEEEE *innocent grin*

CUTEEEE!!!! LMFAO!! I might have to try writing that in the memo slots on my checks now LMFAO I could just imagine handing it to the dry cleaners or something and them looking at me like I was a insane!! HAHAHA!

I'M DYING HERE AGAIN! SOMEONE BRING WATER!

OH MY GOOD GAWD I SERIOUSLY JUST FELL OUT OF MY DAYUM CHAIR! CHRIS!!!!!

I dont know if I'm good at it..but I will try!

I really liked that. Thank you for posting it. Especially: Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.

Are you testing me, BOI!?

I'll show you offensive BOI!

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice! 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyeone has gotten over their caffine addictions, switch to Espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors" 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Chris....Dont start. I seem to offend EVERYONE lately!

Skin? LOL Good gawd ....I'm not even going to comment.

SEX WITH A COWBOY!! *Disclaimer: You have got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one. For you non-Texans...the container for this snuff is very large, flat and round, and the cowboy carries it in his back jean pocket. Now, back to the story: Prior to her trip to Texas, Muffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it is oh so good! The taste is unbelievable!" "And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at full gallop then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is incredible!!" They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in their back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!!"

Looks like you got all the important stuff pointed out....HELLOOOO!!!!!!!! AND LOTS OF JUMPING TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Dayum, do men just seem to forget the point?! LMFAO

LMFAO Oh Brie..sounds likes something I would do! YOU DESERVED THOSE JUMP TICKETS GIRLY!! WAY TO GO!!!!!! THAT'S TOO CUTE!!!! Edited to add: Jeff...dont forget I was going to give you somewhere to stay in Dublin when you were still going......*cough cough* LMFAO!