Amanduh

The Ohio girls are hot pieces of ass, so is my bling bling sistah Liz

Shari, you must be smokin crack girl.

I just fell out of my chair. BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAA! I WILL NEVER FORGET!!! EVEN IF I TRIED TO!!!

Shari...All I'd have to do is look in the mirror, sweetie. But you can dream on That shit is funny girl Edited to add: Thanks Liz!! I love ya, my bling bling sistah!!!!!!

Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him every day. "Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's baseball in Heaven." Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, "Moe! , you've been my best friend many years. This favor, if it is at all possible, I'll do for you." Shortly after that, Sam passes on. It is midnight a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him, "Moe.... Moe...." "Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Moe, it's me, Sam." "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died." "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!" "Sam? Is that you? Where are you?" "I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got really good news and a little bad news." "So, tell me the good news first," says Moe. "The good news," says Sam "is that there is baseball in heaven. Better yet, all our old buddies who've gone before us are there. Better yet, we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired!" "Really?" says Moe, "That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest dreams! But, what's the bad news?" "You're pitching next Tuesday"

*holds up glass* CHEEEERRS TO THAT!

*Bling Bling Sistah update* Amanduh = Delicious A. Quick

Hmm...that's scary dude. Just joking LOL I can only imagine!!!! (And that's all I ever plan to do)

Honestly?? YES!!!!!! I seriously know why you got so happy about them now! Seriously, I can rarely keep a full grown plant alive, much less create one!!!!!!! This is so awesome!! I think I'm going to seal off my balcony and lay a lot of soil down and create a full blown garden now!

I can feel your excitement now!!! LOL I planted myself some flowers and herbs (no not that punks) about a week ago (seeds). Today I go out to water them, and the flower seeds are now little green stems coming up out of the dirt!! I AM SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!

You never know....

Oh I am really going to enjoy this boogie LMFAO *Just fair notice: DUH stays clothed at all times...SERIOUSLY* But it doesn't mean I cannot enjoy the view!!

How to Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, a loofa sponge, pumice stone and the moisturizing soap. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Spray walls with Tilex "Fresh Shower". Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex Mildew . Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in special, super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the Homer Simpson "woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt and do the muscle-man pose to show that six pack (or keg!). Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Don't worry about the nasal remnants stuck to the walls or tub. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you. Have a Great Day! And, "woo-woo"!!!

Loose it because you want to. You shouldn't need people calling you mean things in order to get the willpower needed to accomplish your goal. I'm down 83 lbs so far...Just watch what you eat and get in exercise. Think about little things you can do. Instead of stopping by to get the mail in your car or whatever, go park and then walk to the mailbox or mail station (whatever living situations you have). Instead of taking a 5-10 minute break at work to smoke (if you do) or get a snack, go take a walk around the building. Little things like that thrown into your day will help a lot. Land further away from the packing area so that you have to walk out from the field. I'm serious LOL There are little things you can do that will help you out. Good luck!!!!

LMFAO Okay, we are obviously too much alike! That's great! I would have gotten it though!!! I agree with the above too...Darlin Nikki is definately a good one as well "I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs. It said thank you for a funky time....Call me up whenever you want to grind"

Hell yeah girl...that is definately another good one!! He has such a sexy demonic voice..I love it!! LOL And when it comes to 'stripping' to a song..who in the hell wants some sweet innocent type song playing in the background? Manson is the way to go! Now..for some reason I cannot see stripping to Cake & Sodomy though BWHAHAHAHHAA!!!

Oh I LOVEEE to cook!!! Hmm...what Liz said is the main thing to follow. Make it a light meal. Either chicken breast or grilled fish with veggies on the side. Maybe just toss up a nice salad with grapes and walnuts for the side

Dope Hat - Marilyn Manson Pour some Sugar on me.

THe inner of my ear took well over 4 months to heal. The other one took about 2 1/2 months...Cartlidge isn't the best at healing..good luck. Industrials are cool. This is my whuffo friend Bobby (attached). Got 2 of 'em. X marks the spot, baby!!!!!

Oh yes, my love. We did definately have our time on the phone! You are freaking hilarious!!! LESS THAN 2 WEEKS AWAY!!!!!

Big hugs & kisses to you Mr. Cowden *Flutters eyes*

A little more information: Accuracy competition is open to jumpers of all experience levels and there will be 5 classes: Open Intermediate POPS Swoop Team The new class, swoop/sport accuracy, should be really fun and geared to the higher performance canopies. Hooters will be here Saturday serving lunch. They have hot wings, grilled hamburgers, hot dogs and some other things for lunch. We also have a catered banquet after the awards presentation Sat. night. Extra tickets are available for purchase. Come out and have dinner with Lew Sanborn D-1 and the Army’s Golden Knights. NIGHT JUMPS **NEXT WEEKEND** 4-23-05 Night 20-way Texas Star Night Accuracy NIGHT JUMPS will follow the banquet that evening. There will be NIGHT ACCURACY jumps with the tuffet being illuminated. There will be NIGHT 20-WAY TEXAS STAR dives, which I believe will be a first for Skydive Spaceland (we’ll buy beer). Send PM for more information on the Night 20-way. Minimum requirements: 200 jumps, 2 previous night jumps, and having successfully completed a 15way or larger. Note that everyone on the invite list is more than qualified given their jump numbers and big-way experience. Anyone else that wants to do night jumps make sure you meet the requirements in the SIMS manual or give us a call and we will tell you what the requirements are.

OHHHH and on top of that...Yeah..who went to the DZ and WHO WAS STUCK AT WORK!?!? OH YEAH.. Who got to make a jump today? And WHOOOO was stuck at work!?!?!?! Chad actually got current today, Shari. Very cool to see him back up in the air again!!!

I just about fell out of my chair girl! LOL!!! The visual I just got of you arching as hard as you possibly could just came to mind LOL That was an awesome jump girl Thanks again!!!

LOL @ Girly man...Dude...Shari..Have you felt these biceps *FLEXES* *Slaps Shari's hand* NO! I didn't say NOOOOBBBBIE GRAB!!!!! *Edited to add: No..not from my car. My car was broke down in front of my apartment. LOL Couldn't get any more convenient than that!!!