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Dang, Dang, Dang! I thought it was the red I was not supposed to eat! Oh well!*shrug*

Here is the Chromedplane I fly to and from my spaceship. http://www.perriscam.com/Images3/dsg22428.JPG It is all chromey and stuff too!

Speaking of suds do you know why Sudsyfist has his nickname? It is a different reason then you probably think it is. he he

Keep them. When the time comes and someone really wants to crank out some points or do a big way you will have it.

Deuce, maybe I want her to kick my ass. Then nurse me back to health when she is finished. It's all shits and giggles.

Yeppers Deuce. She is small and she is also VERY limber. I can think of several body positions that can be done.

BB, after that fork cools down will you scratch my balls? It feels good when it is cool. You have to be gentle though. Don't prick my prick!

BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES!

Clay's response... "Moonlight in the barn. I had just sheared my fair lady and she was as smooth as can be. However I left two patches on either side. I got my astro glide and lubed up and put on my velcro gloves and attached them to the patches...."

Sorry Deuce. I changed it.

So after being taken in the security room at Logan International for trying to carry my rig on board and packing it up to check it I left Boston and arrived at LAX around 9:00pm on Friday night. I called Lummy and he informed me that there were two cars on the way for me. He and Cornholio in one and Michele and Jams in the other. I called Sebazz who was sitting with SkyBytch and Betsy Barnhouse at the dz. He pulled a prank on me and told me that Perris just had there liquor license taken away and it was a dry dropzone. After I cried he told me he was teasing and I let him off the phone. Before I knew it Lummy and Cornholio pull up curbside and picked me up. Because Michele did not have a cell phone we drove around the airport about 5 times looking for her. We decided that she had probably left and we headed to Perris! (We later found out Michele parked her car and was waiting for me at the airport with Jams.) After running by the liquor store we made it to Perris. We hung out with Seb, Bytch, BB and her group she brought from Eloy. A little while later Michele and Jams made it out and we had a few beers and called it a night. Saturday morning rolled around and we started jumping. We did a few RW jumps, a speedstar out of the DC 3 and I got a kiss pass from Bytch after I docked, and we had a couple of failed hybrid attempts. On the sunset load Sebazz and I did a threeway with Scoby. All in all it was fun. When the beer lite came on Jams made some bad ass margaritas and we had some beers. I introduced Viking to Jagermeister and he liked it. Bill Von gave me a lecture about how it would be easier to get Viking laid if he was sober but we didn't listen to him! (He did not get laid though). Sunday rolled around and we all met up at the bombshelter. A few of us had the freefly itch and went to jump while HotTamale load orgnized a couple of dz.com jumps. I hear they did not go so well so she called it a day. We had dinner at the bombshelter before the Northern California crew left for home. Sudsyfist and BB and I hung out at the bar before calling it a night. Monday morning rolled around and I met up with Sudsyfist again. It was a hot and humid day so we only made three jumps. We had two flower exits to headdown and a headdown rodeo. It was funnier than hell. Thanks again for the laughs Steve! Tuesday morning I got a ride with Kim White from Perris to LAX. She is a independent contractor who drives people all over in her van. If you go to Perris and need a ride I recommend calling manifest to get her number and let her show you around. She is a real nice lady. All in all I had a great time and I will definetly visit Perris again in the future. Everyone I met there was friendly and Jack Gramley does a nice job running the place. DZ.commers I met.... 1. SkyBytch 2. Bill Von 3. Quade 4. Betsy Barnhouse 5. Lummy 6. Sebazz 7. Cornholio 8. Jams 9. Sudsyfist 10. HotTamale 11. LT Diver 12. Shark 13. Grasshopper 14. SBS 15. Viking 16. Michele 17. Keith 18. VectorBoy 19. Scoby 20. Deuce (how can I forget you man) 21. Jack Gramley Anybody else sorry I forgot to mention you.

But Perris Rocks! Skybytch Sucks! We all Suck! The Bombshelter is where it is at!

Nap time in Once again I'm bouncin around the room. - Phish Look at it this way. It helps them mix their gin and juice.

That is too funny! "My 17 year old daughter loves it!" "My daughter and her friends play with it in their rooms for hours!" "My son has one and my daughter fights him for it and drains the batteries!"

If the sheeps wool gets sticky after you ejaculate you can shave it off and not hurt the poor thing. Clay, do you prefer your sheep shaven or furred?

It was a joke and I agree it was disgusting.

She needs to do a naked jump and the tandem master needs to have his penis in her so the baby does not fall out of her.

Here are some pics on Monday fro the Perris Cam... Sudsyfist ~ http://www.perriscam.com/Images3/dsg22423.JPG Me ~ http://www.perriscam.com/Images3/dsg22425.JPG We had a lot of fun on Monday.

Speaking of your boobies did Viking post any pictures Bets?

Your legs did look a little painful Viking. They were white Saturday morning and by Sunday night they were lobster like. I think those shots we had helped to ease the pain.

***Nathan thinking about BB in a pool with pool toys and gets a little too excited.***

I don't think I will be able to make the Byron Boogie. I am going to Northern Cal for business and I am going to try to meet up with everyone for dinner one night. If time allows I will jump though.

I will be back soon Deuce. 3D Award it is. Too bad we did not have that 6 way headdown on video. Oh well, there is always next time. How was the family outing on Sunday?

You put jello in a needle and jam it in your arm. Makes you have an orgasm! joke... Put vodka in jello and eat it. Yummy!

That is awesome Lummy. I am glad things are the way you like them. It was great meeting you this weekend and I look forward to spending more time in the blue skies with you.