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What are you doing sitting on your car Muenkel?
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Hey! They match my rig! What a perfect match. I would look cool if I brought them to the DZ with me and they matched my rig and freefly pants! I would wear Betsy's shirt that says...
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Steve Viking logged off. I think he went to the store to get a pie?
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Viking, leave the 17 year olds alone. That will get you into trouble my friend. Viking maybe you should try the pie thing? Go to the store and buy a pie and heat it up. You can even name it if you want to. How about Velma?
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Remember this corny song... She's my Cherry Pie Cool drink of water and a big surprise Looks so good make a grown man cry Sweet Cherry Pie Remember that scene in American Pie? Ever had sex with a pie? I have not and will not stoop to that level. Clay would though. Anyone who has sex with sheep would have no problem penetrating a pie.
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Prevail (Swoop Swoop) Everyone falls on their ass sometime Sometimes it's wrong, and sometimes it's right For every win, someone must fail But there comes a point when When we prevail (yeah, yeah, say) Chorus: Swoop, swoop, swoop Swoop be doop, swoop, swoop Sometimes you'll laugh Sometimes you'll cry Life never tells us, the when's or why's When you've got friends, to wish you well You'll find your point when You will prevail (yeah, yeah, say) chorus Tibs and Fibs are often broken When there are no training spoken In your soul there's answers to your prayers If you're searching for a place you know A familiar face, somewhere to go You should look inside yourself You're halfway there Sometimes you'll laugh Sometimes you'll cry Life never tells us, to wish you well You'll find your point when You will prevail (yeah, yeah, say) Chorus I'm bored.
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Nope. Just changed my mind. It's all Betsies fault. There are clouds covering Eloy so she can not train and she is waiting for them to blow over. Me thinks she should turn the fan on.
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I changed my mind.
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Tad Bad is a little shaky. Are you nervous? Are you ok? Are you in one of those bouncing cars SkyBytch was talking about yesterday?
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What is Cocoho? Sounds like a black stripper to me. Are you going to see a black stripper Viking?
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He he. Did she say, "Oh smack my ass, smack my ass, faster, faster, faster, oh fuck yeah!"
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[Celine Dion Voice] I am ze best zinger in ze vorld. [/Celine Dion Voice]
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On my first tandem when the experienced jumpers left the plane, "They just jumped out of the plane!" I said. "You are going to as well" said Jack Hammer as we scotted towards the door. A couple of weekends ago we were at 8k and the tandem master was attaching a hot blond on to him. I looked at her, she looked at me and I said "He takes Viagra so if you feel something poking at you I would not touch it" She laughed her ass off until she got to the door. Then we heard her scream on exit.
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[Beavis Voice] My name is Cornholio. I need tee pee for my bung hole. [/Beavis Voice]
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Collective Soul The World I Know Has our conscience shown? Has the sweet breeze blown? Has all the kindness gone? Hope still lingers on. I drink myself of newfound pity Sitting alone in New York City And I don't know why. Are we listening To hymns of offering? Have we eyes to see That love is gathering? All the words that I've been reading Have now started the act of bleeding Into one. So I walk up on high And I step to the edge To see my world below. And I laugh at myself As the tears roll down. 'Cause it's the world I know. It's the world I know.
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http://www.super70s.com/Super70s/News/1971/November/24-DB_Cooper.asp Here is a pretty good article.
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And Eli has all the hot sponsors too. As Sebazz says, "It's not how you fly it is how good you look doing it!" Although Eli can fly too though.
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I'm cummin out of the booth!
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I have a Jetta and it is falling apart. But that's the way, uhuh uhuh, I like it.
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Hey Scoby! Spectres are awesome canopies. You saw mine this weekend. It is a great canopy for newbies and old timers alike. As far as being bored with it you just need to continually learn how to do new things with it. After a couple of hundred jumps you might be ready to downsize. However, if and when I ever downsize I will still keep my Spectre because I will have mastered it.
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Don't buy a car buy an Otter. Sebazz wants one real bad.
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Nice family Tom. You kind of look like Tom Glavine, the pitcher for the Braves.
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A really good time is a understatement Muenkel. We did a jump for you though. thanks for the good vibes!
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Perris Rocks! Skybytch Sucks! We all Suck!