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HH posted that awhile back. It is classic! http://www.jeffleake.com/SMTSFLSH2.swf We like to go click!

You know that Chrome should wear condems when he has sex.

Don't Fall In Love With a Dreamer.

***Nathan joins B Squared in the run but hates running because he feels as though someone is chasing him*** We must find that story!

When a female says no I immediately follow up with, "What if I wear a condom."

If you come to Boston I will taste a little part of you!

From now on BB stands for Betsy Bobbit! He just wants to make a new Team Member. He is looking out for the Team. With your flying skills and his camera skills you two would make a great skydiver! I don't see nothin wrong with a little dock and grind!

He's not trying to poke you with his ding ding is he?

Hey BB! Drive forward, Dock and Grind! Surf's Up Biotch, Back the Fuck Up!

Either you come to Boston or I am coming to Texas to help you practice. Practice makes perfect.

I am glad you are happy that I am stalking you.

I think you have a secret crush on Steve Irwin the Vrocodile Hunter, Skymama.

Ok.

Wingnut, you need to be a little more aggressive. Now saying something like "I want a female from this part of the world to let me crash with them and I will make love to you like I had a spine" is more lke it.

The Original Hollywood Squares TV Show These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and dull as they are now. (Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.) Q: Do female frogs croak? A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q: True or false - a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A: George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it all right to come out directly and ask him if he's married? A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"? A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking? A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget! Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? A: Charley Weaver: Of course not; I'm too busy growing strawberries! Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score? A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Q: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! Q: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does that mean? A: George Goebel: Cattle crossing. Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it? A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected! Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? A: Charley Weaver: A divorcée. Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. Q: James Stewart did it over 20 years ago, when he was 41 years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did." What was it? A: Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming. Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A: Charley Weaver: His feet.

I went to San Fran this past weekend and I did not jump. I will get my medication in the air this weekend and I should be back to normal!

Enthusiast Suck...WE ALL SUCK!

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TequilaGirl Well wine drinkin girls are hip I really dig those styles they wear And the beer girls with the way they talk They knock me out when I'm there The marijuana farmer's daughters really make you feel alright And the moonshine girls with the way they drink They keep their boyfriends up at night I wish they all could be Tequila I wish they all could be Tequila I wish they all could be TequilaGirl Chicago has the Sunshine And the girls all know how to use their hands I dig a Hohonukai on Hawaii island landing by a palm tree in the sand I been all around this great big world And I seen all kinds of girls Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to Texas Back to the cutest girl in the world I wish they all could be Tequila I wish they all could be Tequila I wish they all could be TequilaGirl I wish they all could be Tequila (Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the) I wish they all could be Tequila (Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the) I wish they all could be Tequila (Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the) I wish they all could be Tequila (Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the) I was bored...sorry!

Dave, it doesn't take a Bill Von to know that it's about KETCHUP!

That is why you can be my co pilot. You let me fly your plane before you trust me.

Can I be number 3 Lummy?

I can fly the 727 on Flight Simulator 2002. If you are willing to chance it I think I can get it off the ground. Landing maybe a little different.

I was working with a company in Atlanta next to Dobbins Air Force and I had the mechanics and all the VIP's from Boeing, Lockheed Martin and the Dept. of Defense staying at my hotel. These people were the people who were designing and developing the F-22. They would build them in Marietta at the Lockheead Martin plant and fly them out to Edwards Air Force Base for test flight. I still have several pictures / videos of this bad bird. Seeing it on the ground and taking off gave me goose bumps. It is a bad machine.

I told everyone how much I liked my penis. I went to the Boogie in Perris. I am DZ Slut Number 5. That about covers it. I made about 1,000 posts in that time frame you said and what is stated above is about all I talked about.