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Because you are. I know you are but what am I?

Yeppers. I fine belly it is.

If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies Lyrics: If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had million dollars Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd be rich

Everywhere a vibe, vibe

There a vibe...

Here a vibe...

Vibe there...

Vibe here...

I will reiterate, "When you come to Boston".

Remember that when you do me! Bwaaahahahahahahah!

Still searching...

Good vibes going her way from New England! Get well soon!

Bringing this back up to post my favorite when I get home off work and can get the words.

I always get the 24 Hour porn on my tv when I travel. But than again I am Trailer Trash Kid #2, DZ Slut Number 6 and Post Whore Number 3!

I did. I had to throw that terminal away though because I could not see the screen because of all the thick white stuff on it.

Will you post the picture of your belly on this thread now to make up for it? P, p, p, pl, please?

Mama, I mean this is the nicest possible way....Kiss my Ass!

I drank way to much and my friends did not realize how expensive it would be in the Champagne Room at the Gold Club in Atlanta. It was $350.00 for just the room and add champagne and four women and your talking quite a few jump tickets! Oh well, it was my birthday so I didn't have to pay for it.

Very tue Clay. The thought of clicking on that link again makes me nautious. This thread will die in no time.

True. Sometimes no teeth is a good thing. Here you are Grandma of someone else. Why don't you come sit down in this nice rocking chair. That's it. Now put your teeth on your BOOBIES, that's it. Open up wide and rock back and forth, back and forth, oooooohhhhh, that's it Grandma of someone else...

Thanks Bunky! I needed that.

MODERATORS! MODERATORS! Not Work Safe!

Viking rejected! Come on Viking! Here we are working so hard to get you laid and you reject her?

Are you talking to me TG?

That's it. All (single) female DZ.commers that want some you need to come to Boston. I won't bite, unless you want. I might say that I got layed on here but will list no names and /or screennames. Bring whatever toys you want and we can have fun. (The toys are for in between cycles with me! We can do it intoxicated or sober, while smoking or not (I don't smoke), we can do it on the bar or we can do it in the car. We can do it on the bed and I'll let you pet my head. We can do it on the floor or we can do it standing in a door. Doesn't matter to me but if you are interested just let me know.