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When people shake my hand they tell me they feel like they are shaking as bundle of bananas.

Since you asked what is currently in the player I checked and this is it.... Eric Clapton Unplugged Pink Floyd The Wall Live Coldplay - Parachutes Dave Matthews - Crash Cowboy Junkies - Trinity Session Bruce Springsteen - The Rising Cloudy and rainy here today so I think I will go buy some new CD's!

The icing on the cake would be if you did a demo jump onto the stage and then played!

Nothing against Big Air or PD but I don't believe an Airlocked Canopy has ever won any swoop contests.

Personally I like strawberries!

You can do it You can do it If you put your minds to it If you put your minds to it You can do it Do it Do it My cheer for you all!

Nathore sits in his thrine and speaks, "Bring me BOOBIES and BEER and CRANK the OTTER! Give me and my Kingdome a lot of Altitude!"

Chorus We are the Post Whores, Shufflin Crew Postin' on down, doin' it for you. We're so bad we know we're good. Blowin' your mind like we knew we would. You know we're just postin' for fun Postin' our stuff for everyone. We're not here to start not trouble. We're just here to do the Post Whore Shuffle. Sebazz1 Well, they call me Sebazz, And I like to post. I'm postin you all about about a Giraffe Roast. We've had the goal since 100K To give Sangiro Pay Pal Play. And we're not doin' this Because we're greedy. We are doin' it because were not busy. We didn't come here to look for trouble, We just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. Lummy This is Lummy, and I'm world class. I like postin', I like a nice ass. I post all day and post all night, I got to get ready for the weekend flight. Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl, I dance a little funky, so watch me girl. There's not one here that does it like me, My Lummy Dance will set you free. Sangiro I'm Sangiro I stop'em cold. Part of the defense, big and bold, I've been postin' for quite a while, Doin' what's right and settin' the style, Give me a chance, I'll fork you good, Nobody messin' in my neighborhood. I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came to do Post Whore Shuffle (Repeat Chorus) Deuce I'm the punky vidiot, known as JP. When I hit the thread, I'll set it free. I can be serious, or I can laugh alot I can't dance, but I can fly my slot. I motivate the cats, I like to tease. I post so cool, I aim to please. That's why you all got here on the double To catch me doin' the Post Whore Shuffle. Viking I'm mama's boy Viking, one of a kind. The ladies don't love me but I don't mind. I'm going to Eloy To try to score. but don't be jealous Of my style and class, I never end up spankin that ass, I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just get down to do the Post Whore Shuffle. Jams They say Jams is our man. If Jams can't do it, nobody can. Cornholio This is Cornholio, and it's no wonder I fall like lightnin', and pass ya like thunder. So bring on Bill, bring on Quade, This is for Scoby and Viking to get laid. I'm not here to feather Doves ruffle, I just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. BB I'm BB, and I play it cool. They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool. I fly on the head and get on down. Everybody knows I don't mess around. I can break'em, shake'em, Any time of day. I like to win and make 'em pay, So please don't cry to beat my hustle 'Cause I'm just here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. (Repeat Chorus) Sangiro The Sangiro's comin', I'm gonna make a dent. if the attacks are low, Your gonna get bent. I stop the advertisers, I don't like grass, I like to dump guys on their ass. You love to fly above the land, But you better start makin' Your RecDot plans. But don't get ready or go to any trouble Unless you practice The Post Whore Shuffle. Nathan It's Nathan here, and I'm Mr.Clean. They call me "Chromey," Don't know what they mean. They launch it out and watch me fly, Sooner or later I'll catch that guy. Come on everybody let's scream and yell, We're goin' to do the Shuffle, Then ring your bell. Aggie dave You're lookin' at the Fridge, I'm the rookie. I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie. You've seen me sit, you've seen me stand, When I jump out I have a plan. I can dance, you will see The others, they all learn from me. I don't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. (Repeat Chorus)-

I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of hot forks Stabbed in my face But I've come through And we mean to go on and on and on and on We are the post whores - my friends And we'll keep on posting Till the end We are the post whores We are the post whores No time for losers 'Cause we are the post whores of the World I've taken my bows And my curtain calls You brought me fame and fortune And everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before The whole human race And I ain't gonna lose And we mean to go on and on and on and on We are the post whores - my friends And we'll keep on postin Till the end We are the post whores We are the post whores No time for losers 'Cause we are the post whores of the World We are the post whores - my friends And we'll keep on postin Till the end We are the post whores We are the post whores No time for losers 'Cause we are the post whores

Good luck Steve! It was cool meeting you in Perris and I look forward to being out that way again! Can you snag me a new canopy befor you leave? Like a Velocity 69'?

If you don't post, you can't be a post whore! How can you be a post whore if you don't post! Call me Pink Frickin Floyd! NWS Stands for Not Work Safe!

Four score and seven years ago, our Sangiro brought forth upon this continent a new website: conceived in Anti democracy, and dedicated to the proposition that all people are created equal. Now we are engaged in great post whoring, testing whether that post whore, or any post whore so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield called "Let's Roll The Odometer Over". We have come to dedicate a portion of that thread as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that this post whoring might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate — we cannot consecrate — we cannot hallow — this post whoring. The brave people, dz.commers, who struggled here have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The website will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what we did here. It is for us post whores, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dz.commers we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dz.commers shall not have posted in vain — that this website, under Sangiro, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this website. Just call me Abraham Frickin Lincoln!

That is nothing compare to what all the ladies and I will be doing in my tent in Eloy!

How's that girlfriend of yours doing?

>> Good luck man. Just relax and enjoy it!

Bob the Crab you freak!!! Have a good one bro!

She told you about those?

It's Friday isn't it Pop? You ain't got shit to do! Are you gonna get me high?

I had to work. Ever since I put my notice in they have been working me like a dog.

One more thing...welcome to the forums. Since that was your first post you owe a case of beer. Why? That is just one of those things you need to go to the DZ and learn.

There is a story I heard on the news today that a woman in Florida killed her husband by biting him to death. Anybody else heard this? This would suck!

Here are the DZ's in Ohio. Go and jump. It will change your life! http://www.dropzone.com/dropzone/North_America/United_States/Ohio/index.html

I just wanted to make a post and say you all are a bunch of post whores and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

We are not twins, Seb. I am much better looking. He is a Dork Fish! joke

I think Hagar wants to roll it over to 300,000. I'm afraid if you try to do that HH will get his red hot poker out. We pull this up when there is ony 100-200 posts left to make.