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JOBS SUCK! Be happy if you get laid off and party like a rock star!

Wazzup Seb. Just hanging out at the Monkeys house. We are recovering from yesterdays festivities. Weather was bad so we partied like rock stars!

All you New Englanders should head south. It is warmer the further you get.

Katie...is your mom a M.I.L.F.? Hook me up!

This song comes to mind right now.... If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change.

Morning: Go Fast, Water or Milk Afternoon: Captain Morgan and Sprite Dinner: Assortment of Beers

You are a great woman Mouth. Too bad you love the CASA that much!

I always remember. Sometimes I am still drunk in the morning and it takes me awhile. I will always remember though.

I thought you were dating someone and you tasted Sangiro? Bwaaaaahahahahahahhaha!

No pimping. I am not a prostitute Mama. Although I will be if you pay me enough.

We did not make it to Skydive Atlanta to see Clay. However, DZ.commer Mouth met us at ASC Friday night after we had been out partying with Nate Gilbert, TG Landdron and the group. Saturday came arond and the swoop meet was in effect. Hanzy kicked ass and the others followed. DZ.commers SkyMonkeyOne, Eames and Ramon did a awesome job competing. The weather sucked this weeked so I commenced to turning lots of tricks. Here I am tonight in Raeford getting ready to head out with Chuck, his woman and we are getting into some serious nig noggery. Many a bar we will see. I interviewed today for a sales position with SkyKat and packing for the DZ, attaining my rigging rating, packing for the Golden Knights, etc. Still will find room for the skydiving though. I must get that AFF and Tandem Rating ASAP!

Chuck and I have both retired. I am 27 and broke and he is 39 and still getting paid. I will be DZ junkie and he will teach me some stuff to earn money. Then we will travel and swoop the world. SkyMonkeys across the world UNITE!

Briefly. I am at Chuck's house. Staying in his winne at the DZ having a great time. Gonna work at the DZ. Have about fivew different jobs to do (packing, helping with the planes, training to get my riggers certificate, etc.) I will still have weekends to jump too. We were in Atlanta this weekend and got back yesterday. Partying hard, having fun and enjoying life!

Surfs Up BIOTCH! Back the FUCK UP!

(If?) I make it to Raeford by tomorrow I will be going to ASC with Chuck. This DZ is where I did my AFF so I will party my ass off.

Maybe.

SkyGal Experience... Remember the movie "On Golden Pond"? That is filmed where Kate lives. Be careful driving though because the Moose will kick your cars ass. SkyGal is one of the most precious I have met. Not only is she very friendly but beautiful. Girl, I am glad to call you my friend!

(2.5)Hours to get to SkyGal:5:1 Up in New Hampshire at SkyGals beautiful home. The scenery here in New Hampshire is beautiful! First case is because I did a tandem with a friend on Friday who is getting his Tandem Rating. That was fun but SkyGal trying wrestle me is a lot more fun!

We are having a great time! Woke up this morning and walked down the road and had breakfast. Went to the Skydive New England and there was not a lot going on so we went to Portsmouth and then to the Maine shoreline. She is mad at me though because she said I kept her up all night last night!

I am in New Hampshire at the home of our very own SkyGal! I arrived earlier today. We had dinner, took a walk by the lake, and are at her house drinking right now! Fellas, this girl has a body that will make you explode! Staying here tomorrow day and night with her and then heading south. SkyMonkeyOne, expect me midweek but this weekend SkyGal called!

ALRIGHT! Have fun and don't eat up all that bandwidth! The Chromeboyz UFO is heading to Raeford slowly but surely. I should be there Sunday at the latest. I won't be around much for awhile so just saying take care, stay safe and keep into trouble! Last note, thanks again HH for this great website. I know I pissed everyone off a time or two but hey, because of this website I can cutaway and I know a lot of people all over the world that I get to meet at different dropzones. I will be meeting about 20 more dz.commers within the next month! Plans are Raeford for now, then pass through Atlanta and jump with Clay. Meet up with Spy38W and do the Keys Boogie. Go either back to Raeford or Sebastian. Then head to Eloy for the Christmas Boogie. I might just drive that and head to Perris afterwords beggin Bytch for a job. We will see what happens. My future is in the air! As ChromeBoy says, "If you don't eat you meat, you can't have any pudding. You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!" C-Ya

Maybe because you are a virgin. Sex takes away a lot of stress.

I did cutaway I am going to go and play Become an Air Whore!

Corn, go get TP for your Bunghole! YOU SUCK TOO MAN! I have a perma grin on my face right now!

Seb...you are an awesome dude. I will see you soon!