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Hi Mr. Nat., Gobble Gobble, turkeys everywhere till the first day of "Turkey season!!" Off season they strut right under your nose! Was fishing over at Suggs Mill Pond and saw several bunches of 6 or 8, nice birds! Lots around, just try and find one during season!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

That's pretty bad. But funny. Hi "69" "What evil lurks in the minds of our Power Political Players in WashDC??" "Only the Shadow Knows!" (evil laugh sound track!!) At this point in time, Nancy is her own worst enemy because she keeps "TALKING!!" We saw her "lose it" at the press conference or what ever the other day!! This whole trip may get to be more fun than Watergate!! She likes to yak so much, after she gets forced to resign, she can write a (joke)Book!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi "69," 'Sure wouldn't want to be the pilot or aircrew on her flights to and from CA for a while!!!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi Mike, "They" implant the thing when you are born and if "They" don't trigger it first, it will selfdestruct 65 years from date of implant releasing the cyanide thus killing "YOU!!" Planned society,"It can't happen here!!" Go ask Susie Creamcheese!! ala Frank Zappa! Most of the youngsters here these daze weren't around when the "Mothers" did their thing. SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi js, "Age and Treachery!!!!!" SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi rush, Hooboy!!! This cat is nothing new! Go to www.pownetwork.org and check out the phonies & wannabies page! These characters are a dime a dozen. They put on military uniforms, ribbons, medals and all, go to civic events, present themselves as highly decorated vets and SNOW EVERYBODY!! except Chuck and Mary Shantag! The list is L-O-N-G!! They usually get busted by their lack of attention to detail eg order of ribbons and other insignia and stories of events that they were suppose to be in but were not!! "No shit, you were in the 695th on that mission.. funny I don't remember you there??" by someone who WAS!! "You're Busted!!" Had a guy here at Raeford, claimed he was a LCDR UDT Seals 18 yrs and resigned no bennies or retirement because of some mission he didn't dig. Seal team 1 eh?? This former Air Force rigger used to rig chutes for Team 1 and asked the guys at Team 1 if they knew this character?? Who?? They referred her to Chuck and Mary and WOW!! The dude hasn't shown his face at Raeford since. Oh BTW He claimes he's really not the person we investigated as this was his cover given him by the CIA or whoever to "protect" his real persona because of all the clandestined work he did!!!! R-I-G-H-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi maz, Well, it's yesterdays news now, "The Don" gave her the "Green Light" and she picked up the stick and ran with it......meanwhile, back at the ranch, "Nobody knows nuttin' about "The Ms USA #1!!!" like who's she????" SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi mc, from an old Frank Zappa record........ ...."It cant happen here,...It cant happen here... I'm telling you my dear that it...CAN'T.. HAPPEN >>HERE!!!......... yeah right!! Just wait till they start trying to plant microchips in everyone's neck and tie them into the GPS system... far fetched?? Hell they just sent canvasers around getting the GPS coordinates for everyone's "Front Door" for the up comming census and you think they aren't tracking you yet?? Some dude came by my house a couple of days ago with his info "I'm from the govt census and we're doing a pre census eval to know where to send the info!!" You've got a SSN, Drivers license, credit card, on star in your car and god knows what else to "Track your whereabouts!!!" Oh yeah, theyre putting chips in your Ditter/Alti II "AND" yer' Cypress to track you on and off the DZ!!!!hahahahah, Line up for your tinfoil hat!!!hahhahahahahahah Go to the SHTFmilitia.com web site and jump on the bandwagon!! Are we having fun yet?? ...Susie... Susie Creamcheese baby....What's gotten into ya'????..... PS Google yer' home address and see the aerial view!! "They know where you are!!!" SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi gB, Well pal, yer' off to a good start. Now you need to get er' kneez in da' breeze!! You'll know when yer' in big trouble when: ..you trade your sedan for a Van because it's more DZ friendly!! ..you install a windsock above your garage door (also done by newby pilots) ..you sell your golf clubs to help finance the new rig. ..the weather is blue sky and a steady 5 knots of wind and you bail out of work and head for the DZ. ..the bobbin in your wifes' sewing machine is wound with "E" thread.. that will be later on. ..the beat goes on. SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi Jimmy, hahahahahah!! So tell me Jimmy, who were the space aliens hooked up with to get the quad carbs... Ed Roth??? C-U at Raeford tomorrow....if you're there. No wonder those space ships bug out!!!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi Larry, Looks like some kinda' staging flap for a drogue or stabalizing chute for a heavy drop. Probably from China Lake?? Look at the binding tape turn on the right corner, whoever sewed it globbed it up!! ya' shoulda kept it. When I worked for Skurvy Irvin we packed up all kinds of stuff that got dumped out there and I'm sure there's still all kinds of flaps, pilot chutes, D-bags and what-all still out there!!!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi Mike, Break out the XXbeer and Hose"A"Crazy and rip it!! While yer at it raise a glass to Cinko's past! One in particular 1985 at Scare-us-Valley and the last attempted takeoff of N157U!! The story is hashed out in the Hist and Trivia forum on page 10 of Steve1's "Scary stories" thread. Nobody died or got hurt thank the Eternal but it got really drunk out there at the old "Bomb Shelter" that night!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi jj09, One for a motel,"..And, there's a 'frig' in each unit!" SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi Gawain, How cute, "Pre-canned-one-free-hour-of-mush..." free??? who paid the media bill for the airtime?, the taxpayers that's who!! The acorntalkingheads didn't elect a president, they elected a blow-up porno doll with big ears hooked up to a gagwriter and a teleprompter to spew their oatmeal. I caught a few minutes of the show was not impressed either. Kinda' reminded me of a "Telescreen" from 1984 that couldn't get its Mojo working. On to the next case!! Meanwhile, back at the ranch, "Buy More Ammo!!!" SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

A friend said he asked his Stock broker what he's buying?? "Canned Goods and Ammo!!!" was the reply!! 10-4 SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi sky, That flick is one of my favorites. What ever happened to "That!" Lockheed 10E?? There weren't too many around and even fewer to jump from. At least I have a few jumps from one in my logs. On to "Ricks" for a drink, I'll buy the first round!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi Mike, Can't tell if that's Doug, didn't meet him till a few years later at Perris. The guy in the brown vest is Paul "Wog" Stromberg (the late, got killed in a motorcycle accident a few years ago), on his right is Mark Sechler(got killed at Perris a few years ago in a landing accident) and the guy on the left with the beard I believe is Willie Morgan. That photo I think was from that "Girls Meet" and I was there with my (at the time) wife Chris. I have some fotos from the gig and I'l have to dig into my archives to check them out again. If I can get them copied, I'll post them here. SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi wayne, Whooa!!! 'You got it!!! Too Kool 4 School!!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi zzaz, "What would "The Duke" do???? SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi hc, I like SKYVAN and I was thinking of BOXCAR but have fun with whatever name you choose. Reminds me of my old lt blue '83 Ford Econoline 150. In the name of all the "Safety meetings" "Dinner Lurks" "Circle Vans at the Boogie" "the time that this lady looked at me with that silly grin, twinkle in her eye and pointed to the VAN!!"....Respect the VAN!! SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi Bob, Warpy has a good one!! Right in there with the potato cannons I've seen at various DZ's!! How about Pat Swazie's gig at the gas station in "Point Break" ?????? SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi Sly, "Now why would anyone want to jump out of a perfictly good airplane???" "Because I AM a perfictly good airplane!!!!" Bartender, bring us a couple of cold beers please. SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi SERE, D-rings on the front, a long container tapered from thin at the top to fat at the bottom, you have an old Strong "Fastback!!!" Kinda' an Edsel, got side tracked by pigs. SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Hi qua, I like it, you really took me seriously!! In reality the idea is to plan the comeback so that you think I'm serious!! You took the bait, "Hook, line and sinker!!" How serious do you want me to get about this info; 80 young guys (no women or old men?? a "real" inquiry would have a larger and more representative sample of the population) in jail (they got caught) they like guns!! (Oh WOW!!) I had a good laugh just writing this skit!!! PS, "Pray for the .05 level of significance, or is it the .005 level?? It's been a few years since I was a Psych major!!" PPS, so you did a take off on JR's skit, either way, I don't have any tattoos and as for guns, thats for me to know and you to figure out. SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6937537.stm Don't shoot the messenger. Hi qua, Your first sentence says a lot,"intoxicating," "pornographic," "young men" and "powerless." Add to that the part about 80 "men" in "prison," what, no women?? Or is it that the "Pistol, Packin' Momas" out there don't get caught?? "80 powerless, pornographic, intoxicating young men in prison with GUNS!!!!!!," sounds like the making of a trashy, Saturday night 50cent, class B, Black and white on scratchy 16mm , "Film Nuoir" movie!!!! Pass the Popcorn, pal!!! (If you're not getting the joke . . . http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3548083) SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out