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    sorry! Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    My f-ing car just broke down on me again. I wish sometimes that by breakdown, i mean it would start on fire and explode into a milliam peaces never to be seen or heard from again. I wish that I had a really good reason to get a new one. My Jetta just ain't what it used to be. How do you feel about your cars, good or bad? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    You can’t expect to improve your jive by disjiving other jivers, all that does is interrupt the flow of the universal jive, to which we all serve, by our own individual jive patterns, unique to our area's funkadelic aqua-groove. Sucka! dude, i am so confused, i just don't know what to say...... Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    why? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    i am gonna have nightmares about this one for weeks...... Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    I think the best part though would have to be, the hot carny women, they would all be attracted to my animal magnitism, as I made the tilt a whirl go faster and faster.....oh yeah....the carny's life for me. Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    man i am ready to get my PIMP initiation, I mean come on who has not crapped their pants...... Lord knows I have Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    yea of course, if you're fun. i'm only 23 and have just discovered older guys in the last year or so. you'd be surprised how many of us prefer the way Men treat us, rather than Boys. Linny I have a ton of friends that would straight up agreee with you, I am 24 and I don't think that it's wierd, now its normal, ooooo ya. but i don't date 8 year olds, its all relative *lindsay Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    Hey now.......be nice to little ol Casie I just might show up at the dz to sun by the pool and not bring my gear Casie I will be Nice I'll write it in cursive Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    oh ya and write stuff on Casie's gear........ Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    Well, you know me and #4 could be taken several different ways so that is the one i chose good morning Jeff, I am leaning more towards the drinking one, Jesus found me a while back Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    just seeing what yall are going to do this weekend Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    Well, if nothing else, it is and always be, free. By the way, i am not training saturday, wanna do some jumps?? Want to get the rest of your A card filled out?? HELL YA, I probably won't be out there till about 4 or 5 and I only got one more requirement left....Let's do it Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    Josh, once TSL is over, Scott and Lynn and their team will be there and jump with different folks, same goes for Conway i think. I prefer to be a skydiver, not a freeflier, or an RW guy. I feel that i can get on most dives at the dz regardless of the orientation. I would not however expect to be included in the TX state record attempts of either discipline, i am not that proficient in any one area. However i have a ton of fun at the dz regardless of what i am doing and that is why i skydive anyway.
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    What is it and how do I sign up? Yah....what Brains said, EXCEPT.......you can be my base and I WON'T be naked But more than likely the girl in front of you will be. Seemed like will had fun, as in Will newton Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    come on back to skydive san marcos, then I would love to jump with yall! Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    LOL, wait till she gets her new one all put together, untill then, i have a silver paint marker, we could write it on the back of her helmet so everyone on the plane could get a laugh. hehehe, we have a plan, oooooooo yes Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    LMAO hahahah, that casie will be written on your gear in majic marker the next time i see you....... Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    Did you ever see the Pink Panther movie where Peter Sellers is standing next to the fan and you hear a bzzzzppt. That is the only time where "fan" and "cock" are funny together. as an "expert" (right) on youth one of my favorite is a slang reference from junior highs in San Antonio that is from sexually active students, when going to have sex the slang or code that they use is "I am going to see whats on the Box." Making it sound like a TV, I think that Box is one of the least un-offensive, because of the dehumanization that the term invokes. Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    So lately as I approach the completion of my a liscense, i have been thinking about what direction i want to move (or should I say fall) in. I have my own idea on what I would like to do discipline wise, (they don't call me meatbomb for nothing) but I was wondering how you decided, if you were going to be a RW maniac, or a freeflyer or a CRW flyer. So How did you decide? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    i always thought that it was, cause this is what my sick mind heard, "boobies booobies, I like boobies, won't you let me see your boobies." but that is just me. Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    I am so freaking excited that Mark D is the new weekday manager! What about you other SSM jumpers? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    hahah, dude so tell me about hybrids and this weekend? Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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    so are ya excited? Ahh, what a wonderful world.