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She says that the planes are to noisy for her sensitive little ears ***** major sarcasm******* . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Yeah, we were room mates last year in college and we have been friends for about 2 years before that. now we have an house togther. She is getting Married to a Army boy who has been in Iraq for a year and is home for 30 days. he goes back to Germany on the 17th or 18th. I'd say cutting the day a little close , so no honeymoon for these two. . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I am the Maid of Honor for my friends wedding this weekend. the shower is Sat at noon, well so is the airshow. I have made plans to be at the airshow long before I know when she was going to get married( the day had changed so many times ) Now the Bride is upset at me for not wanting to go the the shower. She has not told me any of the details, like rehearsal dinner, time to be there, what my hair should look like, and important thing like that. I just want to see that the other Dz.commer would do. I have already made up my mind to go to the air show. . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

This must be truest statement in the entire world. Now a days it seems friends are only friends when they want or need something. . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Go to Scubaboard.com to find dive buddys. It is kinda like dz.com but on a much smaller scale. I got my open water through SSI and love diving. . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I only got those 10 in an email. Don't kill the messenger. . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

ha ha Thanks now I know the difference. . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Last time I checked Cashews were a nut. . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

#4 is so off, but nice try. . Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

1. There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contestants do. What is it? 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. At noon and midnight the hour and minute hands are exactly coincident with each other. How many other times between noon and midnight do the hour and minute hands cross? 5. What is the only sport in which the ball is always in the possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball? 6. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 7. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 8. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw". They are all common. Name two of them. 9. There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them? 10. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers"? Answers to follow shortly......

Looks like the ground got the better part of you, and Superman always lands on his feet. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

At the dz with pleifer and casch, watching them jump and waiting for the plane to land so I can get my first jump in ( I hate that my last paycheck took my jump money, working for 6.90 and part time sucks big time ) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

As I am sitting here watching TV I have noticed that the new cartoons that they are coming out with are becoming more and more stupid and not funny at all. What happened to the good old toons like Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny and Sylvester? Has anyone else noticed this? Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

At my folks house they have the same problem too. They turned on the sprinkler at night. About an hour before they would come around and 2 hour after. The skunks don't like to get their paws wet. and my folks turned on a radio on all night, to a talk station. Hope this helps Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

If she needed to buy a plane ticket why only charge $2? she will need a crap load of auctions to get the money for a ticket.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5509926580&rd=1 What some people will do to get to the one they love. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I think that we should call him "Tarmack" or "skid" until his leg heals. Heather Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

That just made my day. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I did the whole internet profile thing but it was just for shits and giggles. I met a really nice guy thought it and we have been good friends ever since. And just my luck he is a skydiver. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Casch........ YOU ROCK!!!!! Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

I have heard about this stuff that you put on your nails. I think it was made for people who sucked their thumbs. But it tastes like crap. and it stays on all day. I stopped chewing on my nails after I moved out and started to go to college. I always keep a clear coat or two of polish on. helps me not to bite. hope this helps. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

you were just looking at her boobies. But the dog looks cute in the lederhosen. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

How often do you get to do stuff like that? That self pic is the coolest thing ever!! I am drooling looking over these pictures. Heather. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

1: Heather 2: 20 on April fools day 3: I haven't jumped yet... but very soon. Something I always wanted to do. 4:Single... looking 5:no 6:1997 Ford Ranger XLT, Blue 7: no 8:4 cats 9: Monmouth, OR 10: 0 11: Brown 12: German 13:no 14: 5th Element 15:work and go to school 16:no 17: no 18: Only child 19: Australia 20: blue 21: Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

A link or something would be nice Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.