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hi all, I thought this was funny and thought I'd share. Btw this isn't safe for work or any other public computer. http://www.cards-n-toons.com/view.php?c=humor_daterape John >>> I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

"where my tan lines really are" john I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

I thought these were funny because they make fun of both candidates. Also I didn't recognize how much kerry look like herman monster until after watching this land. any ways just something funny and silly. wwww.jibjab.com > I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

27 It may of been sooner but i was shy and naive when i was younger > I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

I am a southpaw! I am so left handed that i cant even cut a steak the nromal way. Now you know? How right handed people can cut a steak by holding a fork normally in their left and knife in the other. Well i have to hold the fork backwards in my right hand and place my thumb at the bottom of the fork-before the skinny part- to get any leverage to cut properly Also I am left hand because keep waking up on the wrong side of the bed everyday. John I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

RIP Rodney Rodney Dangerfield 1 Liners I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. One day as I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy ... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. I was such an ugly kid .... When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I was such an ugly baby ... My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. I'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry .... We did everything we could ... But he pulled through. I'm so ugly ... My mother had morning sickness ... AFTER I was born. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Once when I was lost ... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ... "Do you think we'll ever find them? He said, "I don't know kid ... there are so many places they can hide." My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I'm so ugly ... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

Jedi mind trick or also called "alien secretion. When made right the drink will glow a neon green. Another is a flaming DR pepper. john >>> I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

hi all I grew up watching gi joe cartoons. A group called fensler films decided to edit the " and knowing is half the battle skits" and the resaults are out right hilarious. My fav's are: Gi joe reggae, pork chop sandwichs and the sailor with the parrot. anyways i know someone could use a laugh....... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html god bless ebaumsworld.com john I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

Russ meyer who was the first to bring naked boobies to the big screen has passed away today >>>>> http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/22/obit.meyer.ap/index.html I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

This may be a shot in the dark due to a vague memory of seeing that show but for some reason "Hail Honey I'm Home" ring a bell for some reason >>> I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

another quiz from the same site http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/ I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

"my mother the car" An old fifties sitcom Ferris beulers(sp) day off-the tv series. - it tried to much to live up to the hype of the movie. After mash........the show that came on after mash ended please give me more reasons not to watch tv! >>>> I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

www.shuteye.com I have also read and tried this. Try keeping you room to a certain temperture. I believe the temperture was 67 degrees for some reason a colder enviorment helps you fall asleep. john I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

I just thought of another one I liked while it was on the air. I havent watched any reruns of it in awhile so i dont know if my opionion on the show would have changed now.. anyways the show is Northern Exposure >>>>. I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

I cannot believe i forgot about this one. The american version of the BBC show "coupling" How bad was it? The american version of coupling to me seemed to much of a carbon copy of the british version and the actor should of been able to develop into there own character and not copy the british actors. The american version was canceled after only a few episodes. >>>> I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

I would never of thought married with children being one of the worst shows. I think any show that uses too much of the "canned laughter" should be a nomination. I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

ok we all got an idea of what some of the best comedies on tv are from another thread. What about the worst comedies ever shown on television. My first 3 nominations are: Full house, Americas funniest home videos(they old one with bob saget and the newer one) and some of Foxes comedies when they were a young network, shows such as "Get a life" I am pretty sure that their are ones that are far worse but that all i can think of right now >>> I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

anyone forget about "the kids in the hall"? Another one I like is A canadian show called "the red green show." Although the humour can be bland at times. Other times it is outright hilarious especially his projects held together by the handyman's secert weapon ductape! ok I watch to many comedies on pbs. **all bow their heads for the mans prayer** "I am a man.... but i can change....... If I have too..... I guess. >>>> I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

*step from the lurkers shadow to reply to a post* Sorryto hear about your car being stolen. I hope they find it pretty soon. Ever think about getting a standard transmission. Because if it was just punks that stole it. Maybe, there will be on off chance that they cannot drive the thing. I have read cases. Where this happens sometimes in carjackings. The carjacker would get in the car try to unsuccessfully take off but cant because they didn't know how to drive a stick shift Anyways....I had a car stolen about 4 years ago. It was partly my fault because i left the key in ignition. Some punk teenage looking for dope money had hit the jackpot that night and took my car for a joy ride ( This was before they passed the "if youleave your keys in the car and its stolen-you get fined law in texas. ) Overall I didnt think nothing leaving my keys in my car. MY parents lived in the country. who would steal it? Well it turns out that they moved to a county in texas that has allot of proplems with drugs. Particularly "hilly billy speed freaks" MY car was recovered nearly all the windows were broken including the back window. Only thing that was stolen or any value was a cd changer. I did get my cd changer back. The teenagers who had taken it for a joy ride ratted on their friend. The sherrifs office found the stolen property after a search warrant in of his parents house. You would think that my troubles would of stopped there. I had my car back out of impound and being sent off to the shop to be totally reworked and fixed. If anyone in the dallas/fort worth area remeber the downtown fort woth tornados. My car was sent to a body shop that was just east of the old montgomery wards building. The supervisor at the shop told me he saw my car "spin like a top." This unfortunate event had caused the insurance company to total out my car. If the tornado haddn't hit it. I would probably still have the car. I wish. I did because it was paid in full and i didn't have to worry about car payments anyways good vibes and i hope they recover it soon. John I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

Basically I posted the links for amusement. I agree The warrens site is silly and the writing is awful. When I first read it, I had to force myself to read through it. ***Why on earth is there no mention of attempts to destroy it?*** who knows, why they didn't destroy it. They might be afraid that if they throw it in a fire. it will escape the fire run and have a burning doll run through their house just kidding. In away it compares to the other story on this thread "why not kill the vampire instead of sending them to the new world"

WE live in a weird world www.forteantimes.com The second link is a infamous story on the "warrens" raggety anne doll that was possed by a demon and is locked in a case to this day. http://www.warrens.net/annabell.htm I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

Another classic case of look(search) before you post.

I just did a Google search on "skydiving in texas" In my search I came back with a few clone sites for several dropzones in texas. They all almost have the same lay out for a webpage. Does anyone know if these places actually exist? They all do have phone numbers but no location information. Some of the site also have Email address. So my question is anyone know if these places are real or if these websites were for dropzones that never panned through. btw none show uspa affiliation http://www.texasskydive.com/index.html http://www.sanantonioskydiving.com http://www.skydivingdallas.com ^ Im am guessing none of these places exsist but then again not all dropzones in the us are registered with the Uspa Also I am just curious ~ Thank you John I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

Thank you for this thread. It gives a perspective to us newbie jumpers just how far the sport has evoultionized in in the past 20 or more years. Indeed best thread ever!!!! ^^ I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........