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  1. We're barely speaking cuz she's grumpy in the mornin' She's at Cross Key's and kant Post Whore.... let's talk bad about her. We can start a really mean thread and talk about what a suck ass belly flyer she is
  2. Heidi.......meet "Beer" and say all the wonderful things you can about me....because, I am, afterall Ms. Wonderul.
  3. Oh...I see...get in the beer line since you spent so much on NON-SKYDIVERS!! I'm innnocent......Heidi...YOU must owe for something I just bumped my own thread.....I am so NOT cool
  4. pw'n on my own thread on a Friday night? Man.... Wooo hoooo a thread about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! bwa ha ha; ha. It'll die sooon cuz I have no goggles.
  5. serve beer when you bow.
  6. yes, I have beer. NOT $160 worth!!!! And ....for those of you who are reading... Beerlight and I are not having an affair ..............................yet
  7. I'm gonna kill my own thread. Nope.. I'll make up some shit. give me a second.
  8. That $160 is showing up in the threads!! I am not, however, denying the fact that I am, indeed a SKYGODDESS.... bow to me...on yo' knees umm.....I don't want to refresh my screen...but, muscle man needs to know that women are taking over THIS sport too!! Enjoy skydiving buddy....we are all equal to the ground.
  9. andddddd.....i wasn't there Okay....next time I see you, I will do everything in my power to try to be a nice person. I realize I seem like an unapproachable skygoddess (of which i am ) but, I would love to engage you in a great conversation
  10. .......and I will be your instructor one day SOON oh, I mean... yes, women skydive - even without giant biceps
  11. How refreshing... Make a stinkie and EXIT
  12. Oh THAT IS FUNNY!!! hmmmmm...depressing songs: How 'bout "Ben" you know that song about the rat that became Michael Jackson's best friend. I feel so sad for that little rat I think he dies or sump'n
  13. sum1mom

    Oral...

    I didn't vote. May I have a life size version of your avatar??
  14. You don't get it. Girls mature in a weird ass way. The 12 y/o must be an uncoordinated-type, or just TINY. Otherwise she would not even be close to them....and also, it must be realized, for insurance purposes, it wouldn't be "safe" if she weren't their size or on the same playing level.. There are some gigantic 12 y/o's and some teeny tiney ones.. Still. The point stands. Make a commitment. Stand with it. You will respect yourself, and be respected by your peers. A good lesson in life is to never be a "quitter." ...funny how that applies here, huh.
  15. ....and your mother is Shirley McClaine, right Step away from the beer Heidi
  16. Sorry Kelp, I think she needs to stay You have the rest of your life to skydive! Your team may not be a winning team, but you made a committment. Now it's about trust. Your team is there for you and they expect you to be there for them. 9 players on the field and 9 batters in the line up make the difference in each game. You are one of the 9 that can be the "difference." Stick it through, you will feel better and have respect from your piers (and even that #!@#$ Coach) in the long run. Have fun and play ball....it's my 2c. P.s. I've coached the sport for endless years, and am the mother of a player in college...I understand.
  17. Our Yoshi took the gold in the swoop accuracy!! YAY!!!
  18. Met Lew as well...and found out REALLY quick that he is NOT Mr. Sanborn.... Mr. Sanborn is his grandfather, "Sir" is his father...and that he only answers to Lew. Such a down to earth gentleman. It was a honor to have him at Spaceland. Like the dork I am, I got him to sign my logbook.... A lot of "1's"
  19. Don't laugh too hard...its true. VSG, would you spare a square or do you have "that" flaw?
  20. Let's practice breaking up then...I'm a baad breaker upper.
  21. ditto You owe beer for saying that