raftman
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One of my favs said "I'd rather burn in at 120 mph than die in some senseless tragedy".
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Yeah, but those guys are playing for $50,000!
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Championship tonight on A&E
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You aint' shitin' are ya?
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WHAT?
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You are what you is. You is what you am.
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Hey little girl, would you like some candy?
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It depends- "Hey baby, you want to go out for a (drink/ happy meal)?"
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Who's going with me to see Jimmy Buffett Friday Night?
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When I became of age my Dad told me "Son". He always called me "Son". "Son, there are 2 things in life you never loan out to anybody: your car and your woman. Cause a rod could get thrown in either one." So far I've lived within those guidelines.
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I always just say "I'll hold the cup, you aim."
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I've received and passed along my cellular Blunt, have you?
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I would never join a club that would have me as a member anyway.
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You can do you taxes this weekend (yeah, right). Returns must be postmarked by APRIL 17, 2006. Says so on the back of the 1040EZ form.
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Car salesmen are all about their monthly numbers. Always buy your car on the last day or 2 of the month and you'll get a better deal.
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I heard they called Easter off........... They found the body.
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Hi, My names Brett, I like to fuck. How do you like me so far?
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The Good, The Bad, The Erection Planet of the Erections Erections Attack
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Yeah, I read he had special springs made or something for those fat bass runs on "My Generation". Man, what a bass player he was!
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Didn't John Entwhistle of The Who play a Rickenbacker?
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Beep Beep
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Man, sorry to hear your stuff got ripped. I learned the hard way a long time ago, if you leave your stuff alone out in the open, there's some asshole out there that thinks they deserve it more than you do. I hope ya'll catch the bastard. Keep us posted. Brett
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No Alcohol April-I know that chick, she's no fun at all!
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Now, I'll pay to watch that!
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What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing. He won't come anyway.