flyhi

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  1. Can you strap them across the hood for the triumphant ride home? And I'm sure no one wants to talk about mounting them. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  2. flyhi

    Mail update

    Can't you hit the HOME button in the upper left corner to get there? BTW, what's my email address? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  3. flyhi

    Hey all!

    Won't that be confusing since your rig has the same name as you do? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  4. No personal experience, but I have heard you learn why they call it throwing up. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  5. flyhi

    So long, thong

    Don't all thongs eventually end up in a private area? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  6. No, but doing it "again" is a definite precursor. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  7. Some of those painted a picture as clear as a piece of computer-generated 3-D art that you have to cross your eyes to see. Thanks. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  8. A gay guy and a straight guy are talking. The gay guy says, "Let's play Hide and Seek. I'll hide and if you find me, I'll give you a blow job." The straight guy says, "What happens if I can't find you?" The gay guy says, "No problem, then I'll be behind the couch." Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  9. That's the only thing that makes April bearable. For godsakes, man, don't take that away from me. It's all I got! Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  10. Roseanne Barr Arnold Barr? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  11. Nice. Did anyone on the hybrid dive have a Pro-Trac? Looked like some big people going B2E. They had to be smoking with the klingon attached. Mahalo for the pix. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  12. After 20 minutes on this very point, my mother was no closer to understanding it, but I started to develop a drinking problem. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  13. Where do you work? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  14. So wouldn't that actually be 1:9:1? Congrats on joining the short list of people who have jumped with Hoho...and lived. Did you see the banana sap stains on her jump suit? Don't listen to anything she says about the fence. 1 (Number of exits semi-funneled with national big way organizer on board): 7 : 0 Good news is I don't think she got my name. If she asks, tell her my name is Clay. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  15. flyhi

    Friday Funnies

    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "yep, that's them". So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WWIII". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraquis and one blonde with big tits". The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blond with big tits?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, Smart Ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis". Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  16. flyhi

    my article

    Gotta ask, did they edit what you wrote at all, or did they print it verbatim? Didn't get mine yet but will look forward to it. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  17. flyhi

    Occupations

    I think I use to date one of those. ELWOOD: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what? (Jake after lighting a cigarette) JAKE: Fix the cigarette lighter. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  18. flyhi

    kinda weird

    It appeared that the intent of the attacks was not to hurt Americans, it was to hurt America. Americans were not attacked, American symbols were. If massive deaths were their goal, a jetliner into Yankee stadium or the Orange Bowl would have provided better results. They attacked the symbols of what Americans think makes American great; The World Trade Center (capitalism), the Pentagon (armed forces), and either the Capitol or the White House (government). I believe the death of thousands was just an added benefit for the attackers, not their prime motivator. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  19. Park Slope Brewing Company? What about the others, Heartland Brewery, Greenwich Village Brew Pub, Chelsea Brewing Company. Ever been to Jeremy's on a Friday afternoon? Buckets of beer. New York is a good place to love beer. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  20. Leftover Lomi Lomi Salmon. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  21. Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale. If you have to, "settle" for Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  22. "Was I scared? That's between me and the person who does my laundry." A student describing his jump, "Blue, green, blue, green, blue, green, pull." "You can never break the low altitude pull record. Only tie it." "Dirt diving is bad. It invariably leads to unfulfilled expectations." Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  23. flyhi

    kinda weird

    Of course, and we can install Jerry Lewis as president and establish the official residence at Euro Disney. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  24. flyhi

    kinda weird

    Actually, we're not that crazy about the French having anything more lethal than a chafing dish and stinky cheese. Serve to Remi in the near court... Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
  25. More info? Where does it appear, what information is included, can you edit what you want (add some remove other), size of display... Sounds interesting. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.