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Well make sure you don't miss registration next year. It would be a shame not to go for the wrong reason...again. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Good to see the romance hasn't gone out of the relationship. And by the way, "disgusting Hungarian liquor" doesn't even narrow it down. NASA used their plum brandy for several of the first Mercury space shots. Just as a thought, wouldn't doing something like that be illegal? Not trying to be a moralist, here, but is it worth risking your money, time, freedom? I'm betting not. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Sorry, fudd, totally unbelievable. If it was real, he would have about 150 sponsors' patches (Red Bull, Go Fast, Budweiser, Motrin, ...) all over him. Actually looks very realistic. The reflection in the water is what really sells it. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Christmas Eve, 1983, went out and picked up two duck hunters. One used his pirogue as a wind break and started a fire. The other one froze solid. He was not the only that paid the price for not being prepared for the cold. It can get very cold in NOLA. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Looks real to me, but I haven't been the same since seeing The Crying Game. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Did he catch on fire or something? What's with the smoke? And do we know any of the people in the picture? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

You got it. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Mr Carrot and Mr Tomato are riding in a car, when they have an accident. Mr Tomato is not hurt badly, but Mr Carrot requires emergency surgery. The doctor comes out of the operating room and says, "I'm sorry, Mr Tomato, but I'm afraid your friend is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life." Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Parachutist better than Skydiving. Really? Interesting. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

"I can't stand people, but I love gatherings." Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

It's even easier than that. It's more like shooting fish off a log. And I wouldn't worry about the car thing. That's just spilt milk under the bridge. Good luck, I'm sure you'll do fine. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

At Notre Dame Cathedral a few fortnights after the death of Quasimodo, there is a knock at the door. The senior priest opens the door to a man standing there, holding a copy of a classified ad. The ad says the Cathedral is searching for a new bell ringer. The man says, “I am here to answer this ad.” The priest says, “Okay, let me see your stuff.” (It sounds a lot classier in French) Since it is almost three o’clock, the pair climbs to the top of the bell tower and the man positions himself opposite the bell. At the prescribed time, the man runs across the bell tower and smacks face first into the bell. BONG He then backs up and again runs face first into the bell. BONG He proceeds to position himself for the last of the triad of bell ringing. This time, however, as he runs across the bell tower, he slips and falls to the pavement below. The priest hurries down just as the local gendarme turns the man over. As he lay there face up, the gendarme says, “Father, do you know this man?” The priest looks at him and says, “No, but his face rings a bell.” The next day, there is another knock on the door. This time when the priest answers the door, there is a young man there who says he is the brother of the bell ringer killed the day prior. He would like to ring the great bells of Notre Dame in memory of his brother. It just so happens that three o’clock is again approaching, so the pair hurry up the bell tower. The young man employs the same technique as his brother, running face first into the bell. BONG BONG However, on his third attempt, he also slips and falls to the pavement below. The same gendarme arrives just prior to the priest and again asks, “Father, do you know this man?” The priest looks at him and says, “No, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother.” Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

I'm another "Yo Adrian" guy. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

I think La Boheme is actually just the play Rent in Italian and about 300 years earlier or something. So you got that going for you. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Apparently, by the voting, you are an insignificant asshole who people feel has magical qualities about him and against whom they do not harbor violent tendencies. Tell me if you FF or do RW, then I'll vote. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Pictures showed one freefly suit and one with grippers. Don't you know mixed relationships never work out? So what happened on your Mullins jump? Height? Time to climb? Freefall time? Points turned/maneuvers? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

It wasn't that close. Visiting a great new mall just down the road (350 miles) from where we live. Could life get any better? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Maybe he can get a job with IBM. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

The Cowboy Way. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

A firkin of beer is 9.8 gallons. A hogshead of beer equals 63 gallons; two hogsheads of beer is called a butt. So a buttload of beer is 126 gallons.

Employing the theory that good plagiarism is better than bad originality, you might want to borrow some of these pictures. Skydiving Pictures Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Duct tape. Is there anything it can't do? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Do these things have a 3-ring or other type of release system? Do they wear a reserve? Or is there just no reason (until now) to do that? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

I thought you did the bum thing after you did the military thing. And you only did it until you got your self-respect back. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.